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11/09/2024

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21/08/2024

Many CATFISH FARMER'S don't know that you must not give your catfish all the feed mm before you sell.
Each mm is planned by an animal nutritionist to suit the age , weight and size of a catfish at a time .
Example if you plan to sell your catfish at 3 months you can't give them 6mm, 9mm , 12mm because you want to give them all the mm infact at 3 months they are supposed to be on 3mm and the very very big ones sorted out can be on 4mm remember I said very very big .
This helps your catfish have a faster and more uniform growth that contributes to your profit at sales .
The More uniform fishes you have at sales the higher chances of making amazing profits

19/08/2024

HOW TO SURVIVE IN ABUJA!!!

1. Have money ๐Ÿ’ฐ

2. Know people that have money and connection ๐Ÿค

3. Know the differences between Galadima/Galadimawa. Gwagwa/Gwagwalada. Airport rd/Airport junction. Iddo/Idu. Jabi/Jahi etc. ๐Ÿš—

4. Don't fall in love

5.Just know that Wuse Zone 2 and Wuse 2 are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you๐Ÿšถ

6. Avoid Gwarimpa girls. Very important

7. Apo Nepa/Apo Bridge/ Apo Resettlement & Apo Mechanic , make sure you know the difference

8. Meanwhile if you don't know the difference btw berger and lugbe berger, Nyanya and new Nyanya your name na OYO, survival go dey far far away from you

9. Each direction you are going to have a sign language that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg area 1โ˜ area 10 ๐Ÿ™ etc. No worry no be person go teach you

10.And not everybody that says they're based in Abuja actually stay in Abuja..Some na Suleja, Tafa, Dakwa.. they're all in Niger state. And also coming from Abuja once you pass nyanya you are in Nasarawa state.

11. Never head to Nyanya/Mararaba at 5pm, you will sleep for road

12. Apo dutse and dutse alhaji know the difference

13. Anybody that tells you he/she is living at maitama extension just know that is Mpape.

14. Kubwa and zuba are two different places.

15. Mabushi has beautiful houses and estates don't think it is only the ghetto

16. Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously

May thy LORD be with you!

18/08/2024

After food business, the hospitality industry is another oil well in Ebonyi State. That is why hotels are going up every day in Ebonyi State. As long as you have good management, you'll be taking home a large chunk of money monthly. If most hotels tell you their Net income every month, you will put your two hands on your head.

But can we have at least one park in Ebonyi, dear investors? I can give a business plan for it. Yes, I agree it's very Capital intensive to erect one, but itโ€™s on the same hospitality line. Same ROI same everything. Just good management.

Ebonyi will soon overtake Owerri when it comes to hotels. In the next few years, we might actually be leading.

17/08/2024
15/08/2024

Dear Nigerian Farmers,

Due to CLIMATE CHANGE there has been haphazard rainfall for some time this year.

The Nimet 2024 rainfall pattern states that:

โ€œ2024 Little Dry Season (LDS)โ€ was expected to begin on July 22 and continue for up to 27 days.

Ceteris Paribus - This dry spell (August break) will continue till 18th August.

It further states: This year, the Rainy Season will last till November.

Which means farmers can plan their second cropping when the rain resumes later this month.

But the problem is - How many farmers are aware of this information?

The people that need this information are not aware

Due to the kind of farmers/type of farming we do in Nigeria this weather information should be everywhere (pamphlets, local languages, radio stations, news platforms, extension support, announcements every day especially the beginning of farming season).

PLEASE ENGAGE IN IRRIGATION IF YOU CAN.

May the good Lord help us all.๐Ÿ™

18/06/2024

Can you finish this in 20 minutes

13/06/2024

Okonkwo returned from the Bush carrying
On his left shoulder a large bundle of grasses and leaves, roots and bark of medicinal tress and shrubs. He went into Ekwefi but put down his load and sat down
'Get mean pot he said and leave the child alone

12/06/2024

Okonkwo on his Bamboo bed tried to figure out the nature of the emergency - War with a neighbouring clan? That seemed the most likely reason, and he was not afraid of war. He was a man of action, a man of war. Unlike his father he could stand the look of blood.

In Umuofia's latest war he was the first to bring home a human head. That was his fifth head; and he was not an old man yet. On great occasions such as funeral of a village celebrity he drank his palm-wine from his first human head.

Chinua Achebe

01/05/2024

Peter Obi pitched so many good ideas and preached so many sermons that if he actually flopped there was a lot you could hold him accountable for. That's how it's supposed to be. On the other hand, if you voted for Jagaban, you have no grounds to question him.

After all, he never promised you any good governance. All he said was that he was going to reduce the purchasing power of the poor. And he delivered. Na you sabi weti you be dey find. And if you nova yet see am, just wait a little more. You sef go see am.

02/01/2024

Hon. Edison Ehie has been appointed Chief of Staff to the Governor of Rivers State

Hon. Ehie Edison recently resigned as Speaker and member of the Rivers State House of Assembly representing Ahoada East constituency II over political saga in Rivers State.

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