Emmy Koboy
Afrobeat singer
By
Cala B Voice
Keep streaming and downloading.
Yahoo boys done plenty pass clients
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Only in Nigeria π³π¬
π΄ πabeg make I ride small
π΄ πAbeg na
π΄ πΆ Id!ot
Because of Nyash, someone who sells Oranges is still buying Oranges.
After $ex some girls go still dey hide wear cloth
Wow!!! decent girls π
I can't wait to get married
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So that my wife will wear a sexy mini skirt on a Saturday to seduce me
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When she is washing my cloths she will be like "honey help me with hanger"
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Then I will come out to give her the hanger and I will smile and say "OMG you look good"
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After that she and I will enter the kitchen and she will start frying chicken
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While she is frying the chicken then i will hold her from back....
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And she will be like "oh Baby wait let me finish frying this chicken first"
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And she will be like "Are you not hungry?"
I will smileπππ
And look into her eyes And say "baby U are more important than this Food"
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And she will be like "Thank God For giving me a wonderful man like me" ππππ
After that...
I will carry her And we enter Bedroom
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And...........And..............And.........
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The food will burn and the house will catch fire
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then we run out naked
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with boxers and pants in our
hands.
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Then we build another house and continue our thingππ......
And then thunder will start firing you, if you read this and try to scroll down without reacting, commenting and sharing.
Don't know what will happen if you don't like and follow the page.
Apart from Elephant andπ goat,Which other animal can fly
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Finally Big Brother done finish,,πͺ
Let's now focus on Peter Obi abeg
Fable: DON'T ARGUE WITH βDONKEYSβ
The donkey said to the tiger:
- "The grass is blue".
The tiger replied:
- "No, the grass is green."
The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before the lion, the King of the Jungle.
Already before reaching the forest clearing, where the lion was sitting on his throne, the donkey began to shout:
- "His Highness, is it true that the grass is blue?".
The lion replied:
- "True, the grass is blue."
The donkey hurried and continued:
- "The tiger disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him."
The king then declared:
- "The tiger will be punished with 5 years of silence."
The donkey jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating:
- "The Grass Is Blue"...
The tiger accepted his punishment, but before he asked the lion:
- "Your Majesty, why have you punished me?, after all, the grass is green."
The lion replied:
- "In fact, the grass is green."
The tiger asked:
- "So why are you punishing me?".
The lion replied:
- "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green.
The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with a donkey, and on top of that come and bother me with that question."
The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense...
There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not.
When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quiet are worth more. β€οΈ
Happy independent and obedient day.
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You're just 17yrs and the only thing on your mind is boyfriend lol
You'll suffer
To those that believe........
May God locate your destiny help,,,,,,
To change your story forever for good.
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I'm just being honest.
Only God knows the truth.
You will build a house and live in it peaceful with your family not imediately but definitely!!!
Yes it's you!!!!!!
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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?
Farmer: which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the Barn
Interviewer: And the White one?
Farmer: In the Barn
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?
Farmer: which one..black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.
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My brothers and sisters is that you???
Where are your clothes and shoes?
Where is your car and why are you not in your house?
What about your first and second degree from that big university?
Where is your passport and visa?
Where is your husband or beautiful wife and those lovely kids of yours?
Why arenβt you with your ATM card sir/madam?
Where is your anointing oil,wristband and breast tag?
What happened to your open teeth and dimples?
Where is your iPhone 11 Pro Max π± and Samsung galaxy foldπ±?
Where is your bank statement and deposit alert?
What happened to your hairstyle ?
What happened to your Brazilian hair?
What happened to your sexy clothes?
When last did you rub cream and what perfume or colognes are you wearing?
When last did you brush your mouth?
Wonβt you like to watch a movie π₯?
Wait you mean your protocols and security arenβt here?
Where is your make-up and nice nails design?
Where are your spiritual sons and daughters?
What about your spiritual parents?
So you mean you are here alone?
Itβs all vanity like King Solomon said.............!
If all you are empowered with, is not used for the right reasons......!
Brothers and sisters we can all see that these questions and more others canβt be answered by the end product of flesh whoβs new residential address is the grave.
Repent now and save your soul from destruction
(Lord π please save my soul)
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Nice conversation
She π©π»: hi
Himπ§π»: Hi, how are you
She π©π»: I'm fine and you?
Himπ§π»: everything is fine
She π©π»: What do you do for a living?
Him π§π»: Nothing, I didn't study
She π©π»: Why ?
Himπ§π»: I didn't like going to School
She π©π»: ah !! Pity !
Him π§π»: and you?
She π©π»: I'm engaged
Himπ§π»: ah! really good
She π©π»: you are single and poor
Him π§π»: ah I was left with the inheritance of 50 million # by my grandfather and I want to get married
She π©π»: you know, I and my fiancee just broke up?
Himπ§π»: you know the money was burnt when our house caught fire?
Herπ©π»: we broke up but we have just come back and we want to fix the date of the wedding
Himπ§π»: luckily the suitcase that contained the money did not catch fire, I was able to pick my money safe.
She π©π»: unfortunately my fiancee just died last week
Please Follow ππππ
I wonder why broke people are so cute.
Finally doggy style don return to the owner
Boys on God ππ€²
Girls on dog ππ¦π
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lol
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Oh my God
Come on guys you can do this
It's Half Time
Villarreal 1:0 Bayern Munich
Chelsea 1:2 Real Madrid
Come on
God took my rib to create you, I no complain o.
Now remove your clothes make I see what he created na wahala.
Tattoos ποΈπ
OBO done already poseπ
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