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Shock nearly took my life today! 🤧

I decided to show up in my girlfriend's house uninvited.

As I arrived, I was confused. “Bella, you're sweating so much, what's you up to?” I asked.

“Ooh, I....i.. i just finished sweeping and cleaning, that's why,” she quickly responded.

I noticed that something wasn't right but I had to forget about it as she pushed me on her bed.

As we were having intērcourse, someone knocked on my girlfriend's door.

“Jesus! Daddy is here already,” she shouted as she told me to go hide on her wardrobe.

“God abeg, no let her Papa catch me abeg,” I whispered as I rushed and hid on the wardrobe.

To my shock! I saw two more guys hiding on the wardrobe nāked as sweat was all over their body.

“Chineke! wetin una dey do for my girlfriend's wardrobe?” I yelled.

“Your girlfriend? lol. I'm her boyfriend. we just hiding just as you're doing right now,” one of the guys said.

I couldn't hold it any longer, just as I opened the wardrobe in order to clear my doubts with Bella, I saw Bella having intērcourse with guy who just knocked.

“Daddy! Daddy! harder! harder harder!” Bella Continued to moan.

Sha! I think say na her real papa. 😭

28/05/2023

😥😥😥😢😢😔

When I was 10 years old, I had a best friend who lived a few minutes walk from my house. One day, after school, I went over to his house as usual to pláy.

When I got to his home, I found I knócked on the front door. The whole house was Totally sílent.

I called out my friend’s name, but there was no answer.
His mother’s car was still in the driveway, so I knew they hadn’t góne anywhere.

“Come out to pláy!” I shouted.

There was no reply.
“Come on, I know you’re in there,” I called

I went up to the window and peered inside.
Just then, I heard my friend’s voice shoút, “Just go away!!!!, Get out of here!, Rúnn!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, there was a lóud scréam and a cráshing sound.
Fríghtened, I rán home crying, not knowing what was going on, But I was a bit ángry for the way He shóuted at Me!.

The next day, at school, I heard a shócking story from the older boys. They said that a gáng of thíeves had bróken into my friend’s house the day before.

My friend and his mother had been múrdered.!!
If I had gone into the house, I would have been kílled as well.

It turned out that my friend and his mother had been híding from the thiéves when I showed up. By shoúting at me, he had saved my life, but he had also given away his híding place, So he was kílled!!

Never Júdge Anyone Due to the Way They talk or Act towards You, You MIGHT not Know their Reasons👌😔😥

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28/05/2023

I was shocked as my girlfriend decided to take me out today.

“this one this stingy girl say make she take me out today, abi she wan prank me?” I whispered as she took me to the nearby hotel around our area.

As we arrived there, the waiter asked for the kind of foods we will like to order.

“Bring fried rice, well fried chicken and a cool drink for me,” my girlfriend ordered.

“what about you, young man?” the waiter asked me.

“just bring only table water for me,” I said. “at least I can be able to pay for this table water if say she wan prank me,” I whispered silently.

as the waiter was about to bring our orders, my girlfriend called him back.

“don't mind him, bring fried rice and chicken for him too,” she announced.

that's when I knew she was serious.

“tomorrow being 14th is your birthday! I wanna surprise you,” she announced as soon as I finished eating.

Ooh, na why you buy 2,150 naira food for me? person wey I spend almost all my savings during her birthday.

Na to breakup with this girl before it reach her birthday.😅

28/05/2023

A beautiful girl relocated to our street recently, after gathering some information, I found out that her name was Ella.

I swore that I must ask her out, maybe it might work out for us.

That night, I went to buy some soft drinks at nearby shop in our street. there, I saw Ella.

“hi, cutie. how you're doing?” I said hoping to get a reply from her.

“hello, I'm good, what about you?” she asked back.

I was surprised, from there, we started chatting, before I left, I paid for her drinks too as I collected her contact.

that's when we started chatting in WhatsApp, as a guy wey I be, I went straight to the point and told her that I wanted to have intērcourse with her.

To my shock, she agreed without giving it a thought. I didn't even know that she was a prōstitute girl sef.

she said for us to meet around 7pm in the evening, it was hard for me because my dad's always at home around that time.

it passed 4days and I couldn't meet her because my dad was always around.

just this evening around 7pm, my dad told me he was going to vigil and wouldn't be coming back tonight.

I was so happy, after some minutes, I called Ella.

“Ella! I got some good news, my dad just went out, so we're free to do it!” I shouted in joy.

Ella: Yes I know because I'm with him right now.

28/05/2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

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