Mr Las B

Try it first 👏👏

Last year, you might be busy congratulating others, but this year people will congratulate you.

Don't suffer with any guy in 2024

Find a billionaire like your father! 👌

I need another crying emoji....

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This one is not serious

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

*21. Please follow Mr Las B for more jok

Girls will be shouting baby don’t pour it inside as if it’s easy to jump down from a car on a high speed🙈🙈🙈

2024 is coming in few days ,Lord I am not asking for much. I pray that whosoever reading this message👏
Will enter 2024 with joy and laughter 🙏

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If your Opay or Palmpay or any other Account is on Tier 1.
Get ready because CBN is about to Block your Account

Una don start again who told my girlfriend say I get pikin for village
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Excuse me!!
Is it true that yøur møm is the møst beautìful woman in the wørld 🌍🕊️💯

Girls without a boyfriend, how is life?
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Una don graduate now dey shout all thanks to Dad and Mom, forget us wey dey help una fill gas and urgent 2k
Aunty it's well o 😂

This Generation, Instead of Listening to Elders they are Sleeping with Them
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My Ex called me last night and told me he couldn't sleep
I told him to read Isaiah 48:22
Please Someone should read it for us😒😉

The way I will treat my wife.even her family will beg me to marry the remaining sister's 🤣

Only girls from 16 to 25 wants handsome tall guys🕺those from 28 to 35 wants anything that is breathing 😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃

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Plz I need UR prayers 🙏

I want to travel 2 village tomorrow,
To drag land with my uncle😠

Cry with me if you need a new phone before December...
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You're single, you stay indoors, you don't reply chats and you sleep early.

How do you expect to find love that way?

Call a man a lion he will be very happy, call him Animal he will want to commot ur teeth ,Biko is lion not an animal 🤣🤣

Don't replace her.Teach her to be that woman you want .You can never find a perfect woman but you can build a perfect woman 💙💙.

COMPOUND PROBLEM! Since yesterday my neighbor has been shouting my 65,000 is missing & d money is 60,000 I hate lies in my life 🤔

Dem carry you go hospital
U dey find bed wey near
sockets
True true you no well 😄🤣

If marriage vows include
'May I die the day I cheat on you'.
Will you still Marry: 🙄🙄🤭🤤😂😂

Who is good leader 👇

Just pick one person and forgive her....

Stop telling single people that marriage is hard,they are not marrying ur partner.marriage is sweet when u are with d right person

No body should come out
Tomorrow
I repeat no body should come
Out tomorrow 💯I want to learn how to drive trailer 🚛🚚🚒