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21. Avoid touching M.E.N to stop the spread of COVID-19:
M: Mouth
E: Eye
N: Nose
Follow W.O.M.E.N to prevent COVID-19:
W: Wash your hands
O: Observe social distancing
M: Move away from crowded places
E: Excercise regularly
N: No hand shaking.
Follow WOMEN and stay safe!
22. How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my
bank account? Please help a brother.
23. Breaking News! I hereby inform Ladies dating Nigerian
Federal University lecturers that they have been paid 2
months salaries. Thank me later
24. Dear ladies. It’s not about using latest Phone’s or
having Big b***s with Big Ass. Do you still have womb?
25. When I was a child I was hearing vision 2020, I never
knew it was Corona virus What a vision indeed
26. I visited this girl, tried touching her but she said “No,
Stop it!” Only for me to get home to receive a text saying
“you give up too easily” What?
27. Being dumped by the person you love can make you
watch television for 4 hours without volume, you already
have the sound in your head.
28. You book a hotel room for 30k, and gave her 5k while
leaving. Why not Give her the 30k and do it in the bush?
29. If you think because you are beautiful,with big ass and
bress I’ll be running after you? Then you are absolutely
right, I’ll chase you with everything in me.
30. Dating a girl with large forehead is very important
because she can remind u of things you’ve forgotten for
years

11. If you really think English is easy, then fill these blank
spaces with “yes” or “no”:
______ I don’t have a brain
______ I don’t have sense
______ I am stupid
12. Abeg no tell LIE, Omo be sincere PLEASE: What would
you gonna do if you were Jonah and the big Fish swallows
you from United States and vomits you at Osun State?
13. Seeing people walk out of my life ‍ is so painful… I
want them to ‍ run
14. If they bring Covid-19 vaccine in Nigeria, it should be
tested on National Assembly Members they are our
representatives. If you agree with me, say “yeah” in the
comment section
15. Apart from me, who else grew up thinking that rubber
band used to suck blood? Let’s gather here!
16. After s*x; Girl: baby I need iphone 7 or samsung
galaxy s8 edge… Me: it was just s*x, so stop acting like
you gave me your kidney! Men can be rude sometimes.
17. You came online to toast a girl who has 5000 friends.
My brother, wetin you wan tell her wey she never hear
before? ‍
18. Humans are liable to mistakes, but u see this mistake
of fighting in a place where there’s nobody to separate
us? Am not liable to it abeg.
19. If Women all over the WORLD Decide to Pause S3X
Until the Cure for COVID19 is found; Men will find the
Cure in 7 Days
20. The Lady you don’t appreciate is another man’s
Dream. While you are looking down at her as an idiot,
another man sees her as a queen. Should I increase the
volume?

1. Small quarrel you want to break up, abeg in which
relationship? The one I suffered for three months to toast
you before you agree?
2. In my country, once you dodge your mother’s slap, you
have join cult… who agrees with me?* ‍
3. I’m On My Way Baby. This Alone Can Motivate Some
Guys To Sweep The Whole Community. If you know you
know
4. My crush called me a big head today, I was about to
get excited but then I remembered my head is actually big
I soft like pillow.
5. Seriously eeeh if not for auto corrections, some people
really don’t know the correct Spelling’s. Some will be
guessing different letters till they see it on word
suggestion. Nawa ooo
6. I thought money is the only thing that changed people,
not until yesterday that I went to an occasion and ordinary
JOLLOf rice made someone act as if she doesn’t know
me.
7. There is no one as patient & careful as someone who
wants to light a matches that remains only one matchstick
and it’s night.
8. Every high school has that annoying security guard who
acts like the principal. if you know u know
9. Actors and actresses kiss each other for like 10
seasons in their movies and do not fall in love. But this
girl just clicked “LIKE” on your picture and you’ve been
thinking about it for days! BROTHER! In Jesus’ name,
receive sense
10. hehehe have you also noticed this on church
weddings? Wedding attendance: Church= 31; Reception=
4500. I will just share my food in church