Silver p music

To all my friends out there don't come to my house dis Xmas ooo..
Rice is costly
Jesus was born in Bethlehem not in my house
😒😒🙄😁

Una Don go church today wit evil mindset
🙄🙄

Happy Sunday fams 💖
Ave a nice time 💖💖

I'm not rude yeah, but if your age starts with "1" please don't dm me, i don't have biscuits

l ANNOUNCEMENT!
ANNOUNCEMENT!
ANNOUNCEMENT!

If you have anyone unemployed but with a Bachelor's degree,BSC,HND,Masters,Phd. or any certificate at all in any of the following fields:-

1. Medicine.
2. Laboratory science.
3. Health Information Management.
4. Nursing.
5. Environmental Science.
6. Public Administration.
7. Mass Communication.
8. Education.
9. Pharmacy.
10. Accounting.
11. Electrical Engineering.
12. Mechanical Engineering.
13. Agricultural Engineering.
14. Architecture.
15. Zoology.
16. Law.
17. Economics.
18. Civil Engineering.
19. General Agriculture.
20. Animal Science.
21. Criminology.
22. Commerce.
23. Biochemistry.
24. Fine/Applied Art.
25. Urban & Reg. Planning.
26. Mathematics/Statistics,etc.

Please, kindly extend my *Greetings* 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️ to them and let them know that EDUCATION 👨‍🎓👩🏻‍🎓 is still the KEY🗝️🔑 but our LEADERS have changed the padlock 🔒🔓

🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️.

Did u know that whenever ur ni***es is scratching u, definitely ur man is cheating on u , contact me for more relationship advice 😂😂🙆🤣🤣🙆💋❣️💋😂😂😂

No guy is stingy 🤔

Is either he is broke💰 💔
Or u're not worth spending for 😌😌😋

My granny is going to the Kitchen to hide the bread that our visitors brought, am also going to hide Her artificial teeth 😬. No one is eating here today 🤔🤷🏽‍♂😆😆😆

😠I hate it when I see another girl making my boyfriend to laugh, because na like dat I snach him from his girlfriend 😏😏

Person wey no get 1k for account na small thing de vex am, Pls Avoid me this period😡😒

If His Dîçk Cap Is Still Black My Sister Marry Him, He Never Go Far
But If It's Red Or Pink Ehh, Run 🏃 Na Dem🤣

I went for police recruitment dem say make we run 500m, i took 1st..police arrêst me say i dey run like th!ef😂

"Increasing the volume will damage your ears 👂"
Nigerians will still press ok

Wat a country😂😂

I really miss maths class.
Sitting focused and understood nothing 😄😄😄

I feel like leaving this country but anytime I get to the airport I used to asked myself can Nigeria cope without me?

No dey hype una boyfriend anyhow
Now i don go sn**ch guy wey get small deeg mtcheeew

Other girls 💥 Precious
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😭🤣😂.. precious

My Neighbor was fighting with his wife today I went inside to separate them and I mistakenly broke their TV 😦 😭🙆

Relationship stress will drive u crazy to a point,
Ur mother ask u "what wrong my child"
U end up saying "u won't understand " you are still young 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was Born With a silver spoon🙄
Na Nurse Caro Collect am😏
Gimme turning Garri🥺

We spend a lot of money buying expensive clothes yet the best moments are enjoyed without clothes

Am i right??

Na your December hair go tell us your boyfriend pocket 😂😂

Am i right???

He did it again oooo

💃
He woke us up

Can u just tell him thank you🙏🙏🙏

even in d darkness
U r always the for me
Thank u God for protecting me and my fams🙏🙏

Who can make me a poet out of this image?

Pls it has been long i promise to give d best poet on this image 1k

*Every girl checks 3 people's profiles everyday; her ex, her man & her next victim.*

*If you think I'm lying, ask dem here.*
😜😜😜😜😜

Good morning my family

I love u all 💖💖💖

Since I was born and now I'm getting old na yesterday I see albino mad man

Take am brush ur mouth in the morning,😏😏

take am brush ur mouth in the night🙄🙄

Go to school u said school na scam, now to fill a form in bank,
where they put s*x u go write 3 rounds

🤦Adekemi Akintola weldone ooo🏃🏃

Not all girls snub, some just go through ur profile and shout taaaarr no be me and you 😂😂😂

When you meet the right woman, don't look at her tummy please..
The right ones no dey get flat tummy like that 🚶🚶😏😂

The human brain has memory space of over 2.5 Million Petabytes which is 2,500,500 Gigabytes

Then why can't I remember where I put my shoe😅🤘

Me As A Pilot
Dear Passengers We Suppose Don Land Since But I No Know Where To Press Again oo. I Just Start Work Today 😒😒

Morning page promotion

Who is in ??

My neighbor don go collect marriage list from three different families to check which one is cheaper 🤣🤣🤣
"Wat a smart move"

If u r happy wit one wife
Imagine having 10 wives

Na happiness go kill u be that 😂😂