Emeka Offor na Ezeagu

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FACTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.

1. Sleeping alone is better than sharing your BED with someone who shares a BED with someone else when you are not around.

2. Cheating does not mean you have to kiss, meet or have s*x with a third party. Once you find yourself deleting texts and e-mails so that your partner will not see them, you are already there.

3. If a man is crazy about you, pray he does not get well, if he is getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets.

4. First love may not die, but true love can bury it.

5. If you still believe "LOVE IS BLIND" then I know for sure MARRIAGE WILL OPEN IT FOR YOU.

6. A woman's beautiful face attracts a flirt; A woman's beautiful heart attracts a lover; A woman's beautiful character attracts a man.

7. Never you fall in love because you are lonely, fall in love because you are ready.

8. A blessed water is better than a cursed fried rice. A Godly poor man is far much better than an angry rich man in marriage.

9. I will rather have you stay in your fathers house that you are sure of, than pack into a man's house you are not sure of.

10. Most men base their capacity of manhood and their abilities to fertilize ovaries and produce children. Any man can impregnate a woman. The real deal is HOW MANY MEN CAN BE THE FATHER TO THEIR CHILDREN, not promoters of ABORTION?

11. HOLY Wives do not just speak in tongues, they MANAGE their homes, make SUPER meals, raise GODLY kids, and finally they
bring out the KING in their man.

12. When you tend to your garden diligently you will be the one to reap the fruit of the vine thereof.

13. You can say "sorry" a million times, say "I love you" as much as you want, say whatever you want, but if you are not going to prove that the things you say are true, then do not say anything at all. Because if you cannot show it, your words do not mean a thing.

14. Never you lie in order to satisfy somebody for a moment, because the pain that you cause them in the future can last them forever.
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THE S*X YOU MUST NOT HAVE.

1. You must never agree to have s*x with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have s*x with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is better you die than to have s*x with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have s*x with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have s*x with your lecturers. S*x for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!

7. Don't have s*x with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. Don't have s*x with your neighbour or colleague. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.

9. Don't have s*x with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. I believe God created s*x to be between male and female. Stay away from having s*x with your same gender. God is against homos*xuality and so should you.

11. Don't have s*x with your sibling or relatives. In**st is vile.

12. Don't have s*x with your girlfriend. Don't have s*x with your boyfriend. God did not create s*x for love relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.

The only s*x you should have is with your Legally married partner

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WE ONCE LIVED IN A PARADISE

Once upon a time, this pot was found in the kitchen of every Igbo family, whether rich or poor.

The kitchen was usually accessible to everyone, including visitors and neighbors.

The pot usually had a cup placed on top of it.

Anyone who was thirsty simply scooped water, drank, and placed the cup back.

Was the cup washed before or after drinking? For where. It was only washed in the morning and never again until the next day.

The Indomie generation will not believe this. That was possible because there was no Nollywood that gave people the impression that society, especially the villages, were occupied by evil men and women looking for whom to poison.

It was a time when churchgoers were not told from the pulpit that their predicaments were caused by their family members, neighbors, and friends.

I am talking about a time when it was unheard of for native doctors to brag about possessing the powers to make one rich.

The time I am talking about was a time when uncles were known to be the best friends of their nieces and nephews.

During the holidays, children were moving from one uncle and aunt to another. It was always joyful to see an uncle or an aunt.

Today, there is hardly any die-by-fire prayer without mentioning wicked uncles.

I am talking about a time when children played together and when it was difficult or even impossible to distinguish the children of the rich from that of the poor when they are playing.

Yes, houses were built without fences because no one was afraid of being maimed by the other.

I decided to post this to remind us that there was a time when we lived in paradise.

food is ready and served

Sometimes I wonder what they are thinking or how they think

"WHEN A CHILD IS BORN, AN ANCESTOR RETURNS"
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Respect for Igbo culture;
In Igbo land, we don't need DNA to detect anything, just go to where they are sharing this meet and collect before you time, they will tell you the story of your life even before your mother was married, when you where still on your mother's womb.

who win this game??, make I see people way sabi play the game

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Everyone

What image did you see first? A man with dreadlocks? Sometimes we are the quick to make conclusions. Now enlarge the image and you will be shocked to see what the image actually represents. Moral of the story. People May not be who you think they are when you first meet them. Take time to study them and you will find out who they actually are.

No be say I no fit dye my hair pink😌
No be say I no fit draw tatoo🗿
No be say I no fit take weed🚬
No be say I no fit form street boy 👨
No be say I no fit dress like Yahoo boy oh
No be say I no fit break girl's heart💔
No be say I no fit join cult😶
No be say I no fit fight💪
No be say I no fit go club till 3am💃
No be say I no fit hold gun🔫
No be say I no fit do fruad💰
No be say I no fit insult my elders😪
No be say I no fit talk back at my parents😒

But truth be told.....

There are some parents out there that are using me as a good example for their children😊
And I can't afford to fail them❤🥰 life is not a Movie..

👉No matter how sharp a knife is it can never tear Stone.
👉No matter how fast you are you can never stop a moving bullet.
👉No matter how poor/rich your parents are you will still go to school or hustles.
👉No matter how old you are you are still a child to your parent .
👉No matter how intelligent you are you can never bypass what God has ordained.
👉No matter how powerful evil energy is, I don't think they can stop me from typing "I WILL MAKE IT IN LIFE......😜😝👿

Say it loud..." I WILL MAKE IT IN LIFE"!!!!!

Odogwu was there live
All thanks to God for a successful trading. Missing you already 😔😔

Congratulations onyi nwa, am missing you already

Ubochi nkem, taa bu ubochi asu su igbo, mena ahiriokwu n'asusu igbo ka onye tughariri unu ya, unu abuo ge nweta onyinye n'ikpeazụ.

THURSDAY IGBO SPEAKING DAY
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