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A company that values Gender Equality is looking for 10 ladies who can offload cement.

Me as a doctor:

First vomit those pills I think I made a mistake👀🙊🤲

Me:; if na joke stop am
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1st November 2013 was the day my Dad brought home a huge fairly-used fridge.

We all couldn't contain our excitement at the sight of the white invention. It was unbelievable.

My Dad was the first tenant to ever buy a generator (I pass my neighbor) in that compound, and now he had done it again with another huge acquisition.

The news spread through the neighborhood like wildfire, and doubtful neighbors had drew nearer to see things for themselves.

So after we had carried the fridge into the living room, my Dad called us together for a briefing.

"Make all of una listen to me!" He began in a serious tone "You see this fridge? it can be a blessing to you and it can also be a curse"

"How!?" My Mom had asked curiously

My Dad then brought out a piece of paper from his pocket, opened it and began to read aloud.

"Number 1!" Dad began "Don't touch this fridge with wet hands, wether light dey or not!"

"Number 2!... Always wear slippers or shoe before you open am!"

"Number 3!... No ever sleep near this fridge, because if your body touch am, sorry is your name"

"Number 4!... No put garri inside this fridge, I take God beg you. This fridge no dey use eye see garri"

"But daddy, why?" I interrupted

"Shut up there!" Dad snapped back

"Number 5!... Pray without ceasing"

So after a long sermon from him, we all prayed together and began assembling the fridge. All that Dad had said was true, because no day ever passed since that day that we didn't receive one shock or another.

"One day this fridge go kill us o" My brother would cry out to me after getting shocked

So, weeks later, this Aunty of ours came visiting from the village. She had come to spend the Christmas holiday with us.

Moments after her arrival, we decided to brief her on the DOs and DON'Ts of our fridge but she wouldn't heed to us.

"See this children o" She would say mockingly "You think this is my first time seeing a fridge? taah! y'all go and sit down"

Well, we always let her be, and each day she

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Nah, I don't think in the restroom. I have a study room or just my bed whenever I am doing nothing
Eating on a dining table ain't fun lol 😃
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WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?

HUSBAND: Had a ter!ble day, I l0st all my colleagues today at work.

WIFE: Bløød of Jesus! What happened?

HUSBAND: There was a fīre out bréak down the tunnel and everybody diēd!

WIFE: What a pīty! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear?

HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsētting me so, I took a brēak to ease myself in the toilet.

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pīty for their families, how are they going to survive now?

HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pīty, but *UNITED* *NATIONS* has decided to give the families of the déceased $10 million each.

WIFE: What? !!!! *Ten* *million* what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?
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Armr0bb£rs attaçk£d us this afternoon.

I was watching one Nigerian film with my son, Mmuo.

When Part 1 of the film finished & Mmuo stood to go & put the Part 2, a y0ung b0y 0pened 0ur curtain and walked in.

"Lie flat 0n the gr0und or I bl@st y0ur h£ads," he said, p0inting the gon 0n me.

Mmuo and I obeyed.

The th!£f began to disc0nnect the DVD.

Afterwards, he turned & began to run away

Surprised, I said to Mmuo, "That c0uld be a t0y g0n".

Immediately, Mmuo ran after him.

As a good sprinter my son's, I was happy he w0uld soon catch up with the th!£f.

I came out & happily watched Mmuo as he gave the th!£f a g00d chase.

When the th!£f noticed Mmuo would s00n catch him, he st0pped running and sat on the ground, br£athing h!gh.

When Mmuo got to where the th!£f was, he sat beside him, br£athing h!gh too.

I was happy that my son would soon come back with our DVD. So, I went in to check what I was cooking

"Papa, I'm back," Mmuo sh0uted as he entered the sitting room

Happily, I left the kitchen to meet him, but was sh0ck£d to see him empty handed

"The DVD nko?" I asked

"Which DVD, papa?" Mmuo asked; then added, "I ran after the th!£f to give him the DVD remote and some CD's he'll be watching.

Ojay just f@inted.

A guy came from America and told his village mother that he want to take her out, the mother was very happy to hear this. So the son took her to one of the best restaurant in Lagos.. when they got there, he ordered fried rice and chicken. When the waiter brought the food the mother shouted, yeah I love this food. Everyone in the restaurant were laughing at the guy and the mother,so the guy told her not to shout, that she should keep it to herself. They gave them spoon to eat the guy was using the spoon while the mother was using her hand, everybody were laughing. Instead of the guy to be angry he just smile and taught his mother how to use the spoon. They brought bottle water for them and the mother was using stroke. The guy smile and told her not to use stroke. When they are about to leave,one man went to the guy and said why didn't you get angry when she was embarrassing you?, The guy replied and said when I was a kid she taught me All I need to know. If she ask me to read 123 to ten,I will say 1,3,5,6,7,8,10, she never felt embarrassed, instead she will correct me. Now that she's old do you want me to let her down???
NOW IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY FOR YOUR MOTHER, just type MOM I will never let you down
And if she's no more type RIP MOM 💔

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She is pregnant doesn't mean she
had s*x
Stop judging people
🙄🙄😕

😂 😂 Laugh well well 😂 😂

1. I sent friend request to my neighbour. 7 minutes later, she came to my house and said :
"I accept. I agree"🤣

2. Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of Moving when person never sit o😔
One girl nearly put her two bréàsts in my mouth in the bus this morning....
I just manage kíss the ni**le twice 😂🤣

3. So you mean, after feeding people for free on my wedding day, I go still dance for them ?😒🙄

4. So if I get Married to a Virgin🙄, Will I still be the one to Teach Her how to Say, "Hmmm, Oh Yeah Bàby, Harder Harder, Hmm🤦🏽‍♂️🙄
I don't think I have such time to Waste😒

I Go In Peace🏃

5. My brother, Some ladies are siñgle but their prívate part is in serious relationships 😒🙄

6. When a guy is fully in love, he can apologise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sorry for the earthquake in Pakistan 😂🚶🏼‍♂️

7. Dating ur neighbor isn't cool at all ....
You'll be receiving messages like "Baby what's wrong...I saw your mum slapping you"🤦🏽‍♀️😒

8. If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about "bride price."
Just send her parents "data bundles."😂

9. If she visits with a toothbrush, she's sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with pañt, sponge, pad, detol....
My brother, go and borrow money and buy food stuffs, you don marry be that.🙊🙆

10. Pastor : let's pray for 2mins 😕

4hrs later

Pastor : say my fada my fada 😢

Me : ur fada ur fada 😒🖐️🙄

11. So nowadays women don't moàn during s3x🍆💦coz they fear calling names of more than 10 boyfriends🤤👌🤞

12. Not every boys in a relationship because of sëx👌, all we need is Love❤️....

Before I forget we also need sêx🤤🚶🏼‍♂️

13. Dating a slim girl is cool not until u remove her clothes and discover that she is using office pin to hold her pañt 😕🤣

14. I think I will stop here 🙏

God may your blessings locate
All my fellowers in Jesus name

Population in Nigeria.
Men=67million,
Women=173million. But all the women are in serious relationship.