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School is not for job.
If you are schooling to get a job at the end, you are missing road

Abeg help me with #5,000 naira.I need am badly.I know say you fit give me.I go refund am next week Saturday I promise. That’s how i overheard one drunkard begging an ATM machine yesterday. I know you thought i was requesting money from you & you were looking for all sorts of excuses. Hahaha look at you.you are now laughing! I like your smile.And so shall you always smile for the rest of your life.Happy new month 1Leg caree

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Prodigy Diary

I mention you here because my data has finished and you need to do something.

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CYNTHIA: hello

UNKNOWN: do you have a boyfriend?🤔

CYNTHIA: yes..why are you asking??

UNKNOWN: it's me your father,so you have a boyfriend at that age....we shall see when I get home.

CYNTHIA: dady please I'm joking...I can explain😥....he hangs the call.

AGAIN A PHONE RINGS!!

CYNTHIA: hello

UNKNOWN: do you have a boyfriend?

CYNTHIA: No!!

UNKNOWN: Oh!!! Honey so you are ashamed of me?😪

CYNTHIA: No..sorry baby...I thought it was my father.

UNKNOWN: yes it's still me your father... just wanted to confirm if you have a boyfriend. I'll meet you at home 😂😂.

UNA GOOD MORNING.

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How old were you when discovered that letter A doesn't appear in any alphabet of 1 to 100

I visited my uncle today and he gave me 2k for keke. I looked at my leg and my leg looked at we and we both laughed 😂😂

43 THINGS A guy should do to make her girlfriend
Happy.
1. When you break her heart, the pain never really
goes away.
2. When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
3. When she says it's over, she still wants you to
be hers.
4. When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
5. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
6. When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight &
don't let her go.
7. When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell
her you love her.
8. When she ignores you, give her your attention.
9. When she pulls away, pull her back.
10. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's
beautiful.
11. When you see her crying, just hold her and
don't say a word.
12. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug
her waist from behind.
13. When she's scared, protect her.
14. When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt
her head up and kiss her.
15. When she steals your favourite jacket, let her
keep it and sleep with it for a night.
16. When she teases you, tease her back and make
her laugh.
17. When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.
18. When she looks at you with doubt, back
yourself up with the truth.
19. When she says that she likes you, she really
does more than you could understand.
20. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play
with her fingers.
21. When she bumps into you, bump into her back
and make her laugh.
22. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and
untold.
23. When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look
away until she does.
24. Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not
saying anything.
25. Don't let her have the last word.
26. Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is
so much better.
27. Say you love her more than she could ever love
you.
28. Argue that she is the best girl ever.
29. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let
go.
30. When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk
to her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still
remember it.
31. Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to
tell her you love her.
32. Call her before you sleep and after you wake
up.
33. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
34. Don't ignore her when she's out with you and
your friends.
35. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
36. Watch her favorite movie with her or her
favorite show even if you think its stupid.
37. Let her into your world.
38. Let her wear your clothes.
39. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
40. Let her know she's important.
41. Kiss her in the pouring rain.
42. When she runs up at you crying, the first thing
you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"
43. After she reads this, she hopes one day you do all this things for her.
And to we singles guys. If u get girlfriend make u na make her happy oooo

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Remove stone from your heart and let a guy date you.
Those breast won't press themselves
Guys am I communicating ?

So painful😪😓😪

One day 12 years old boy was going to school after eating poisoned food given to him by her stepmother.
On his way going, he started feeling stomach pain.
He fell on ground and started asking for help.
And that's where NEPA take light.😂😂
I dey my house come and beat me🚶🏃

Wahala 001

I just met this Yoruba man on my way to school too.

Yoruba man: are you also in this school?

Me: yes

Ym: wow! Good.

Me: thanks

Ym: so where are you from?

Me: my village

Ym: which village

Me: my own village na

Ym: okay, what tribe are you?

Me: English

Ym: I mean your native language

Me: pidgin English

Ym: 😒😒

I post rubbish for a living.

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Ah go soon step on you and snap

*Just imagine we are in heaven eating daily bread. From nowhere Satan passes in front holding pizza. You will hear ladies call him with good voices. "Satie!! Satie!! wait for me.*

What is it with ladies and pizza?
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A gun pointed at you to marry your person

Do you wanna laugh?

Just imaging your father tweaking 😂😂

Vawulence everywhere.

Tinubu real name is tingasa

Do not belittle your potential for jannah

The beauty of the Quran is that you can't change its message but its message can change you

Dua is the best gift you can give a person

the easiest connection between the creator and the creature is prayer

If prayer become your habbit success becomes your lifestyle