Larlarse comedy

My Mom, your Mom, our Mom will not suffer in vain....❤️❤️💚🙏

If you haven't slept in the hospital from January till today use 1 minute and thank GOD 🙏🥺

I change my profile__u hiss 😹😻
I post__u vex😠😉
I add to my story__u gossip😊😐
Yet u won't unfriend me or block me 😎
So tell me, Am i not ur role model?💃💃
But I never delete my Haters🙅😝
Coz my DP status👀😋
Can make them drink sniper👻👂
A minute spend for those who hate me
and I'm 99% nice buh if u see this remaining 1% 🙌🙉
I pray u don't see it💆🙅

Thanks for everything God

God puts people in your life for a reason, and removes them from your life for a better reason.

Obey Allah and Allah will reward you

Obey Allah and Allah will reward you.

Even though God has no twitter & tumblr account. We should follow Him.

Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.

That’s it for me I hear my bed call so sweet dreams my friends and good night to all

If the future seems overwhelming, remember that it comes one moment at a time.

Being with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.

It might take awhile, but eventually you`re going to find the good in goodbye.

God always gives his best to those who leave the choice with him.

Believe Half of what you see And None of what you hear.

A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.

The less your wealth, the less you will be called to account for.

Do not go gentle into that goodnight, rage, rage against the dying of the light.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get!

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.