Musa Baffa Sani

Hanyoyin da zaka bi domin kaima ka samu kyautar CBN cikin sauki.

1- ka tabbatar kana da account din banki.

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Akwai wata mota talaka baya iya
Sayenta amman kuma shike
Hawanta 🙆🙆
Wace irin motace wannan🤔

THINK LIKE A PROTON

ALWAYS POSITIVE
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what do you think about people who cry to explain themselves,do you think they are too weak or????

If u need a teecha for ur children pasona lessin, I teech Englishs, Maas, Gografy, Omekonomis and soso studies🚶🚶🚶🙄🙄

Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Lailaha illaLlahu! Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar! Wa liLlahil Hamd. TaqabbalaLlahu Minna Wa Min-kum. May Allah SWT accept our acts of ibadah， forgive our sins and make us among the chosen ones. Eid Mubarak.
Taqabbalallahu minna wa minkum

KITCHEN ANTHEM
Arise o kitchen pots
We children want to eat
Prepare us rice and stew
And help us fry plantain
The meat on top must not be small
And make sure it's so sweet
And add maggi and salt
Some curry,thyme and nutmeg
We can't wait to eat
KITCHEN PLEDGE
I pledge to my kitchen,my best place
To be cooking,boilingand frying.
To serve my stomach the best of meals
To defend the meat and fishes
And uphold our spicy and aroma
So help me pot.

Ita fa mace hakan shi ne soyayya a wajenta.

Idan ka tasheta daga bacci ka yi laifi, idan kuma baka tasheta ba ka yi laifi.
Idan ka samu matsala da ita kai ne da laifi, idan ta samu matsala da kai ma kai ne da laifi.
Idan ka rarrasheta ka yi laifi, idan baka rarrahseta ba ma kai ne da laifi.
Idan ka yi mata kyauta kai zaka yi godiya, idan baka yi godiya ba ka yi laifi.
Idan ka zo tana zaune kai zaka gaishe da ita, idan baka yi ba ka yi laifi.
Idan wata mace ta ganka ka burgeta to kai ne da laifi.

Wannan a wajan mace soyayya ne ba ƙiyayya ba, yaren da take fahimta kenan, kuma ba rainaka bane tayi, haka aka yi coding feeling ɗinta.

Abinda kawai take buƙata shi ne kulawa da rarrashi, haka yanayin ta yake, haka tsarin halittar ta yake, kuma a haka zaka yi mu'amala da ita kawai ku ƙare lafiya.
Wannn ɗabi'a ce a tare da mace, idan ka fahimci hakan zamanka da ita ba zai wahalar da kai ba.

Wani abu na karshe da nake so ka lura dashi shi ne, ita kalmar haƙuri ba liƙewa take a jiki ba, idan ka bata haƙuri ka rarrasheta sai kaga ta girmamaka da kuma baka dukkan kulawar da kake buƙata da soyayya.

Ramadan Mubarak

This 🏧 is mango if you see ATM machine you are in love with me
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Oga increase the gateman salary, out of joy gateman hug Madam.
Now the case reach supreme court
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Last born are the best to date break their heart and give them biscuit .
Case closed 🤸🤸

Ritual time
Donate 2 of your friend for ritual
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*One advantage of being a short girl is that after you gave birth, you can start sharing clothes with your baby.*
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I want to call name.

Phone that I bought with my own money is now correcting my spelling. Is that not lack of home training?

*LABARI DA DUMI DUMINSA* :
Wata babbar mota ɗauke da ƴan majalisu ta yi hatsari a wani ƙauye, jami'an tsaro basu samu ƙarasawa wurin da wuri ba, ko da isowarsu sai s**a samu wani manomi duk ya binne mamatan.

Shugaban jami'an tsaron ya tambayi manomin: shin ka tabbatar da cewa duk sun mutu kafin ka binnesu?

Manomi yace: a lokacin da nake ƙoƙarin binnesu naji wasu suna cewa "da ranmu, da ranmu" sai dai ranka yadaɗe wa yake yadda da zancen ƴan siyasa!!??
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Rabonda kaji ance sai baba shekara nawa
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May Allah shower His endless blessings upon U & Ur family and May He turn all your noble thoughts, feelings, wishes and heart desires into reality. Ameen

Juma'at Mubarak

Al-Fitnah الفتنة is every matter that keeps you away from the obedience and worship of Allah.

It is every matter than negativity affects your relationship with Allah.

And anyone who falls into a Fitnah is deprived of true happiness in this life.

The Prophet ﷺ said:

إنَّ السَّعيدَ لَمَنْ جُنِّبَ الفِتَنَ

*“Verily the happy person is the one who avoids the Fitan”.*

(Sunan Abi Dawood: 4263, declared authentic by Ibn Hajar and others).

Because i don't get money you are using my ATM card as ruler 😥😥😥

Akoda yaushe ka/ki zamo mai afuwa domin Allah yanason masu Afuwa
BARKANMU DA SAFIYAR JUMA'A

Laugh small i beg, wahala no dey finish.

Uncle good afternoon, we never see your post on Facebook today. Hope you are OK sir?

Me: Hmm... my brother, na serious matter oo.
It was serious last night at my neighbour's residence .

Around 8 p.m, he saw a snake in the living room, so he called everyone to come and help kill the snake. You know how African solidarity works, We all arrived with a big stick in our hands, a total of 7 fellows. Once in the living room, we saw the big snake looking at us, we used our own hands to closed the doors and surrounded it.

We said to the snake: "your own don finish tonight", It curled up.
As everyone advanced towards it for the kill, Boooom!!! NEPA STRUCK! ...

Pandamonium!!!
It was "save yourself if you can" in the living room. We no longer knew where the snake was and where the exits were. When someone touches you a little, you hit with the stick, thinking it was the snake, Screams, injuries, pains, followed ... I got out of there miraculously but with a broken arm, two broken teeth, torn t-shirt and a swollen head.

I believe this snake works at "NEPA."

NEPA DON KILL US OOO!
May God save us from total blackouts in this world and in the next.
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*HEALTH BENEFITS OF SLEEPING WITHOUT LIGHT.*

1) The body is able to produce a hormone (Melatonin) which fights diseases in the body while asleep at night in the dark only.

2) While asleep in the dark, the brain cells are able to rejuvenate back to their original state ( cells which were damaged due to excessive sunlight and electricity) and function properly.

3) A study shows that Intelligent people all over the world do not sleep at night with lights on. *Take note*

4) Sleeping in the dark or without light at night, helps the body to fight Insomnia (check the meaning)

5) Melatonin decreases in the day time due to the presence of sun light. Hence you should not allow light at night when the body is ready to produce it again.

6) Melatonin tells us its time to sleep. Lack of it causes sleeplessness.

7) Sleeping without light at night, makes an individual look fresh, lives longer and looks younger all the times. (Healthy).

Learn to sleep at night without light for your good. Nothing bad happens to those who practice it. Don't be scared.

*Wasu Suna Kallonka Mai Tsoron Allah, Wasu Suna Kallonka a Matsayin Mai Yawan Laifuka, Sai Dai Kai Kafi Kowa Sanin Kanka !!!*
```Sirri Guda Daya da Ba Wanda Ya San Shi Sai Kai Shi Ne : ( Sirrin Alaqarka Da Ubangijinka ).```

*Don Haka :* _Kada Ka Rudu da Yabon Masu Yabo, Kada S**ar Masu S**a Ta Cutar da Kai._

*Allah S.W.T Yana Cewa :* *( ﺑَﻞ ﺍﻻﻧﺴَﺎﻥ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻧَﻔﺴِﻪِ ﺑَﺼﻴﺮَﺓ ).*

*BARKA DA YAMMA*

GULMA AJALI!!!

Wani mutun yazo gurin KHALID BN WALEED yace masa Lallai wane(ya fadi sunan wani) yana Zaginka.
Sai KHALID yace: wannan littafinsane, yanada damar ya cikashi da duk abunda yaso.
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Wani kuma ya cewa
WAHAB BN MUNABBIH: Wane yana zaginka.
Sai WAHAB yace: Shin yanzu kai Shaidan bai samu wani dan aike ba duk cikin mutane sai kai? 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
Haka wani mutum yazo gurin wani bawan Allah yace; Wani ya Zageka.
Sai mutumin yace: Shi ya harbeni da kibiyar da bata same ni ba, kai kuma ka daukota kazo ka daba mini a zuciyata.
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Wani mutum yazo gurin Imam SHAFI'I yace; wa ne yana ambatarka da munanan kalamai.
Sai Imam SHAFI'I yace: idan har da gaske kake toh lallai kai *ANNAMIMI NE, Idan kuma qarya kake toh kai FASIQI NE, saboda haka ka tafi ka bani guri.
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_NASIHA:-_ Kada ka taba daukar gulmar wani ka kaiwa wani, domin wanzar da qauna da soyayya a cikin al'ummah, kabar mutane suyi farin ciki tare da yan uwansu. Kai kuma ka guji ANYI-ANCE.
Allah ka gyara mana dabi'un na fili Dana boye. Ameeeen

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) HAVE FINALLY SIGNED THE CURRENCY SWAP DEAL

IT'S WORTH READING.

IN CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I know Most of You don't know the meaning of Nigeria dollars, yuan swap with China. And why American government is desperately smoothing the relationship with Nigeria.

Soon you will be buying that techno phone you bought at N80,000 for N12,000.

The Central Bank of Nigeria have finally signed the currency swap deal we have been expecting for the past 2 years into existence with the Chinese government.

The importance of this is that since almost 70% of the goods we import come from China and Asia and 12% America why must we use Dollars to transact with China? from now instead of using dollars at N500 to 1dollar to import those goods, we can now buy Yuan at 47 naira to 1 Yuan and import those stuffs directly.

Instead of buying these goods in dollars in China, we will now buy them in Yuan which is 5times cheaper than dollars.

As usual, another giant stride which Print Media, Electronic Media and Nigerian looters will not report or allow you to understand this victory over supremacy of dollars in our daily lives and economic activities.

Up coming reality is that from tomorrow, try to monitor exchange rate. Some of those guys who hoarded foreign currencies to make gains will off load them in order not to have heart attack over their huge loss arising from the currency swap deal with china.

Dollars and pounds will flood everywhere with no buyers, as the buyers will draw naira from their accounts in banks with presence in China.

Many NIGERIAN banks will be seeking to have their representative office in China like first bank saw to the future and already have office in China.

Inflation will go down drastically because of the price of commodities that will drop.

Element of hatred and enemies of progressive may you continue be in darkness.

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