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Drinking this kind of garri will never be your portion...

Respect that woman that cooks for you...
Because poison no dey expensive

Emmanuel: God is with us
Emmanuella: God is with us Wella 🤟🤟
Too much sense will not k!LL Me😂

Soup wey sweet, na better person cook am jare.
Some people fit cook with 50k and you go still prefer to drink garri.😂

Translate it in Yoruba
My locuse beens can never go to America

I need 2k from five people,pls don't rush me ,I will select 😒😐🎯🙆🙆🙆

From here to there, Okada say N500.
A whole me wey dey carry 1st for Interhouse Sport...
No worry, i go run am
😒🚶‍♂️

A man di**k is soft, but when a woman touch it,it bcame hard
(Lesson) na woman dey make things hard for men
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iPhone users ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕

Not this 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🤣🤣

They are arresting single people tomorrow 😑

I thought women are after money 😏
Until when i meet Esther.
That girl was after my life 😭🏃

A prosperous Year to y'all...

Stop dating people who always want to see you at night, you are not a mosquito 👌
Relationship isn't a secret cult.
I move 🥴🚶🚶

Merry Christmas to everyone...
It's really been a tough year...but the Lord in His Mercies has kept us alive....
Aswear, eyes don see shege, but normal we still dey because Oluwa is involved....
U can't copy this. It's a dare😂❤️🥺

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LOADING........
I LOVE YOU ALL❤️❤️❤️ ...

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‼️ One of Liverpool Ball Boys has resigned.
‼️ Speaking to Our Premier League Taunts Correspondence Admin Sam this afternoon he complained that the Job is really Stressful these days, since when Liverpool Signed Nunez he is always getting up to pick the ball from Nunez missed chances and attempts.
‼️ He complained that he during the Liverpool Vs Man City game Nunez missed 78 chances and he had to get up each time to pick the ball.
‼️ He also complained that something the Ball comes straight to hit him most times.
‼️ He further explaned that he will like to join Chelsea as Chelsea attackers hardly make an attempt on Goal so it will be an easy Job there.
‼️ He also told us that his Birds that usually Fly through Anfield are all gone all thanks to Darwin Nunez.
💥 Reporting Live from Premier League Taunts Station.

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That is why i always tell people to desist from alcohol. My neighbor got
Drunk yesterday and he was dancing to my generator sound. When i put off the Gen he walked up to me and asked who sang the song???

I told him is Yamaha featuring petrol
He said wow! Those two musician are good

I'm calling all the page owners to follow Melisa Zambia....
Let's grow together

Imagine passing a hotel gate with ur mom and one ashawo shouted "Ah costumer! Nah this old hippopotamus u carry 2day"😅😂

Afternoon jokes 😂😂😂😂😂
A boy would usually sneak into his beautiful cousin room at the middle of the night to make love 🍑🥒 to her 🙆.
He later stopped For like two weeks. One morning The cousin then asked him "Why do u stop coming to my room at night to make love 🍑🥒 to me."

He replied " I thought about it and later realize that it does not make any sense for me to be sleeping with my cousin and to make the matter worst if my uncle (your father) gets to find out, he would kill me."
The cousin then replied. "Look dear it doesn't matter if we are cousins or not . The fact is that we enjoy ourselves and my dad is not gonna find out". Please 🙏 come tonight I will be expecting you . 🤗

The boy smiled and said " ok baby I will definitely come tonight".🤗
Around 1:00Am the boy was completely ñaked, trying to sneak into his cousin's room, since he was sleeping and couldn't see clearly he opened a wrong door in the passage thinking it was his cousin's room 😂😂😂😂.
Unknown to him it was his uncle's room he entered 😂😂. The Uncle surprisedly said "What d f*ck are you doing here?
The boy fearfully said: "I came to tell you that I'm leaving your house"😕😭
The Uncle: (looking surprised) by this time of the night?, And besides is it necessary for you to come nàked? 🤔
The boy then replied: " yes sir, because I have packed all my clothes" ☹️😒😭😭.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I found a simcard of my uncle who died 2 years ago and am thinking of sending his girlfriend a message saying guess who’s back