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Hello All Fu***ng Black Gay !

Are you sure the snake 🐍 was not passing on its own and Eve said anything for the girls 🤣🤣

Yak ndi 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I saw a friend of mine after a long period of time but he mistook me for Jesus Christ.... he was like, *Jesus Christ is this you!??*

Can you imagine
My dad slapped me for looking for my shoes in his wallet 😪🚶🚶

I don't know who needs to hear this but please WASH YOUR FACEMASK 🙏🙏

P***y were no gree calm down, dey follow cat do meowww

5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants

Say this slowly

i 1 2 4 Q
Not my handwriting Sha😋

I Pledge To Nigeria My
🌽 🌳

😂😂

When school resume
Wait for your roommate
To resume first, E GET WHY

Dear ladies
If yo bath with your boyfriend and the soup falls down...DO NOT PICK IT UP.... it's a trap

You will Laugh - enjoy reading 😉

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on facebook

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you, again.

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁

🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 \🌳👭
🌳/ 🚘 l 🏃 \🌴
🌴/ l 🚔 \🌲
🌲/ 🚖 l \🌳

Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy & Share With friends!!
Stress busters!😊😂😂
Read from the top

PENISINMYMOUTH

did yo read " pen is in my mouth" or you need Jesus?

MY MESSAGE TO TEENAGE GIRL
Well, I'm happy that you are growing up, dressing well,
seeing some adults with their BF/GF and you like it, wishing to have someone to play with you. Ok, i know you have been watching movies and you think love and relationship is really sweet the way
it been acted in the movies.
I know many of your friends has been giving you gist on how they have been catching fun and collecting material things like money, recharge cards, clothes and
even they are using better phone than you.
Dear girl, i know many guys are telling you,
you are looking beautiful, you look sexy and your head is
swelling up...... Everyday you come across guys they keep calling you
babe, sexy, Nwa, Honey, gorgeous, cute,
sweetheart etc.
I know your dressing code has change ,
you are now dressing more sexy because guys said you are so
beautiful, charming and you believed them.
That's amazing right?
I know one guy is singing song to your ear with ''I LOVE YOU BABE'' almost everyday. You feel like giving him a chance. You want to have a boyfriend!
They have increase to more than 20guys asking you out at same time, dear girl; you are so beautiful
right? And u are confused on whom to choose as a boyfriend. Well as i said in the beginning, I'm happy for you. But Note that not because you are beautiful, sexy and
looking good is the reason why almost all the guys in your
area are asking you for a date.
My dear girl, those guys already know that you don't know anything.
They want to have a taste of you.
Many guys woo girls not because they have good plans for
them, but just to sleep with them.
Listen up my dear little girl growing up,
Don't be carried away because of "I LOVE YOU" I
know u don't understand the agony of relationship.
Keep yourself holy, if possible Keep away from
relationships. Forget those guys whether teenager like you
or adult asking you out and promising you heaven and earth.
keep your virginity; keep away from relationships. Don't
mind that idiot that told you; I

Aunty,you dey enter relationship for lockdown
😈🤒
You dey sure say na love? or you see food??

If you see me doing anyhow, just know that
🤒
I don forget my sense for keke

First born are wicked, they'll suck a standing breast and leave a fallen breast for other babies😂
🚶🚶

Money why are yo running away from me??
I'm I that ugly??😪😪😪

Me: scratches my butt🍑

Satan: now smell your hand🖐️ my son👨

I told you I LOVE YOU and yo believed me?
🚶🚶

As a good boyfriend,I gave you 50k to manage as your pocket money doesn't make you a MANAGER
So don't think you will keep managing more money😂😪

Private school, private hospital and anything private is always expensive but Aunty tell me why your private part is CHEAP??

I hate it when I type a long message then I realized.... you aren't worth it 💀

🚶🚶

We rushed into 2020 without reading the terms and conditions 😪🚶

😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where do your pictures go when you delete them??

What if two days after your wedding,
you now realize that your partner has oesophagus???

My guy buy second hand phone, come see him girlfriend n**e for the phone.🤣..as I'm talking to you now, we've been separating fight since morning 🤣🤣🚶🚶🚶

🍻🍺🥂 to us who buy airtime to pay airtime just to borrow airtime again

If you are my friend please send your account number lemme count the digits🙏🙏

I'm lonely in a relationship 💔😪😥

Conora will not end untill you read the first word correctly 😉😉