Matty boy pundit

🤪 can I do it for you

I wanted to act matured on my way to the toilet today,
I didn't know when I started running cos na beans I been chop last night

Poverty really hurts, I remember going to school with alcohol because I had no juice.🙄

After Two years And You Appears Back in Church
Pastor :: there is a DEVIL in our Mist
Me :: 🙄🙄😔😏😑

when money is involved🌚🤝🏾
Nigerian girls🇳🇬 : i love his mouth odour…it’s so mature🥺🤲🏾
matty boy pundit

The full meaning of NAIRA

On my wedding day i will be dancing
With POS incase u don't have cash😏🙄

8k for the best liar
Mine:My television has fingerprint
sensor
Make we see true liars 🤫🤫
😂😅🤣🤣

Having s*x this year will never our portion

Boss music composer
Matty boy
Boss boss
But am not boss
But if you call me boss
Then you are boss too
Let take a challenge
May be will could boss our self
In the bossing ring
Then if i win the bossing
I accept the boss you call me
For that make me a perfect boss

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New challenge freestyle lyrics
title social media
to all the musician perhaps anyone who can give a try to the challenge

intro
[ matty boy pundit
mbp™© o yeah yeh yeh ]

chrous
[ let talk about the SM
meaning Social Media ]_(3×)

verse 1
[ for my best is FB
the one call Facebook
and if data no dey o
omo mafo free mode is present ]

verse 2
[ talk about the WhatsApp
the best private SM
so sweet
to do videos call
perfect to do voice note ]....oya form your own ....
use your favorite SM which i call social Media to form a short music like a freestyle..it might niether be tiktok ,
Instagram ,..snapchat and twitter and lot more .... 😻💓💕💗

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BEST OF THE BEST

Every day may not be good but there’s something good in every day.

Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

Motorcycle

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, pease, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
"She gave him a big hug"
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The trush was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would love, even if it meant that he would die.

Everyone has a Story in Life

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity,
suddenly he again exclaimed…
“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”
The old man smiled and said…
“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.
Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! Happy Easter!