Emmanuel Michael

Sure, here's a funny and crazy fact joke for you:

Did you know that in Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig? That's because these social animals get lonely without companionship, so the Swiss government requires that you have at least two of them. So if you're ever feeling lonely, just move to Switzerland and surround yourself with a bunch of furry, squeaky friends!

Best Artist 🎨🎭🙋of the season

Ur third Emoji Will be the angel 👼
Expression on judgement day
Mine: 😳 I don't know y the angel is looking me this way.

See, am a very brave and strong guy
But Once that cockroach starts flying I'm no longer brave😭

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Did you know???
"That Sugar can cure a burnt tongue.".
If you say know prove it on the comments below 👇

"Want to lose weight? Eat more spicy food! Spicy foods fool your taste buds into being more satisfied with smaller amounts.". Wisdommmm👉😵👈

°Ask me based on ur battery°
• 1% Age
• 2% Last kisser
• 3% county
• 4% fav letter
• 5% religion
• 6% my crush
• 7% can we be friends
• 8% longest friendship
• 9% shortest friendship
• 10% gender identity
• 11% long/short hair
• 12% idol
• 13% dream vacation
• 14% favourite place
• 15% sad or happy movies
• 16% do I dance
• 17% are you happy
• 18% what am I to you
• 19% fav season
• 20% fav YouTuber
• 21% sleep or no sleep
• 22% can we be besties
• 23% most unforgettable experience
• 24% day or night person
• 25% money or love
• 26% when did you last fall in love
• 27% fav subject
• 28% first letter of your crush
• 29% fav colour
• 30% fav animal
• 31% fav gener of music
• 32% allergies
• 33% sweet or sour
• 34% salty or spicy
• 35% worst experience
• 36% best experience
• 37% do you lie
• 38% fav sport
• 39% dream job
• 40% fav musician
• 41% fav aesthetic
• 42% pop or classical
• 43% fav composer
• 44% do you have siblings
• 45% fav singers
• 46% fav band
• 47% fav song
• 48% fav drink
• 49% fav meal
• 50% fav dessert
• 51% fav snack
• 52% partner in crime?
• 53% would you hug me
• 54% do you believe in ghost
• 55% are you scared of anything
• 56% are you a ghoster
• 57% are you a sinner
• 58% do you hate your brother
• 59% do you hate me
• 60% do you love me
• 61% fav person
• 62% have you ever thought about someone
• 63% have you ever dreamt about someone
• 64% favourite country
• 65% do you have a crush
• 66% favourite item
• 67% fav subject
• 68% dream career
• 69% fav personality
• 70% fav animal
• 71% have you ever cried because of
someone
• 72% what's your addiction
• 73% what's my biggest dream
• 74% fav phone brand
• 75% fav movie
• 76% fav movie
• 77% fav movie genre
• 78% Good or bad student
• 79% quiet or noisy
• 80% would u give your life to someone
• 81% when you are jealous do u show it
•82% are u toxic
•83% lunchtime or snack time
•84% how many siblings do u have
•85% any questions
•86% any questions
•87% worst thing u done
•88%-100% any questions

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Everyone
Thanksgiving day
Come on to Grace and Truth Christian Ministry

I regret teaching her how to edit
Now see, what is she claiming?
GODZILLA?😕😤

1. Calling a fāt girl angel is wīckedness..
Can she fly? 💁‍♂️
Please call her "Rock of Ages"🙈🤣

2. I pity men that argue with wømen..
🤔How can you be arguing with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now? 🙆‍♂️🚶

3. My sister, no mān is perfect.
Just choose your Dēmon and keep pouring anointing oil on him😋

4. Ladies, U are dāting 6 guys and you are mocking a prøstitute🤔..
My sister, it's the same company, just that you are in a private sector and she is in a public sector 🤷

5. Don't fight in any Yøruba party🎈 ooh
😌Even their stew🍲 seff is a weapon

6. Yesterday, I gave my food to a bēggar and today the beggar gave me a book📕 tittled "How to be a great cook"
Please what does that mean?? 🙆‍♂️

7. First day at boarding school, they served us rice🍚, I was waiting for stew when a guy told me "my brother, this is jollof rice ooh😮.. 🙆‍♂️😭

Oluwa Micheal

8. Dear ladies, the silence you keep when you find money in your bøyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him chēating 🏃😂

9. This is Nigeria where we don't change remote batteries, once you slap the back of the remote hardly..
It will come back to its senses 😋

10. Embarracement is when you want to squeeze 10 naira note into offering box and fan blow it to the alter😩..
My neighbor was a vīctim 😥

11. Never you marry💍 a man or a woman you cannot joke 0r play with.. 🙅‍♂️
Marriage is not a mīlitary ground😁

12. Kīssing is an emotional things,
If you are kīssing and she doesn't close her eyes, my brother, that girl is a thīef 🙅‍♂️😂

13. For those of you dating mārried man,
Continue!!.., the girl that will dēstroy your høme is still in jss2 rubbing Vaseline in her stomach🙄

14. If everyone on social media was quite like you..
Many will dīe of depression, 😒
So appreciate❤ me that take out time to entertain you😘.🤝 Kindly add or follow me for more jokes 👉 Etz Tyrle MichaelEtz Tyrle MichaelEtz Tyrle MichaelEtz Tyrle Michael

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Long Gone Covid 19

Etz Tyrle Michael

If relationship no favour you try other ship like enterpreneurship partnership intership if dat didn't work out too u try worship

Guess the country😂😂😂😂😂

Life is like a door. never trust a cow because the sun 🥺

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L😜l😅😅😅😅 jokes
1. If u like write s*x as s*x f**k as f*ck u will still go to hell fire......u cannot confuse God😏😏😂😂
2. I called a man lion and he was very happy but when I call him animal he will be very angry pls is lion not an animal🤔🤔🤔
3. After u eat suya finish in d bus without u saying come and eat u are asking me what is d time....the time is 99:77 nonsense😂😂😂
4. Yesterday my broda told me that a guy was waiting for me outside I hurried up and and rushed outside boom....... It's the Jehovah witness🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂
5. Bros never give up on your dreams

Keep sleeping😏😏😂😂😂
6. Nothing gives a lady joy than getting home removing her wig, high heels, bra, girdle, yarsh pad, tummy trimmer and make up........ Omo see fresh air🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
7. If you don't know how to sing I REPEAT if u don't know how to sing especially hymnal songs it's better u just shut up which one is "Rock of ages swear for me let me hang myself indeed" nonsense🤦🤦😂😂😂
8. U will think u know colours until u receive a wedding invitation
Colour: horse ball black with a touch of mosquito kidney blue.... chai🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂
9. There's nothing we won't see in this country....... I saw a wedding card today A man called akpa is getting married to an imo state lady amuche, and they wrote on the card AKPAAMU 2020......chai🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂
10. Igbo mothers be like
Chioma chioma ooo low that music I want to taste this soup🙆😂😂 don't miss my jokes
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Anata o totemo aish*teimasu
Watashi wa shinkendesu

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