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I will intentionally wait till when my church announce fasting.

Then I will also announce my wedding😂

Ordinary small kiss,
u done close eye.

But close eye pray 4 church,
u go dey shine eye like goat wey lick yoruba stew

Nonsense😂

Open discussion

Can u shave your partner's private party

My Sister, you are meeting the guy for the first time.

And you have already shaved everywhere 😂.

What a you preparing for?

Of course am joke writer.

But i can't make u laugh all the time😏
Drop ur own too😎

Imagine You're On Public Transport.

Then You See Your Partner On Someone's Wallpaper

When you wear native to church and climbs the altar.

I is called alternative.
Sense won't k!ll me.😂😂😂

IF NIGERIA SHOULD HOST PIDGIN ENGLISH COMPETITION,

ABEG NA WHICH STATE GO WIN 😳😳

The reason why I stopped renting houses 🧐😂😂

In Igbo village,
if ones goat 🐐 strolls into somebody's farm, and the owner of the farm is able to catch it.

The goat is dragged to the Igwe's court, where the owner will be fined the estimated cost of damages done by the goat.

He or she either pays up,
or forfeits the goat.
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How many of you remember this song, "draw me nearer"...

Draw me nearer..
Oooooh draw me nearer nearer to sun 😂😂😂
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The Potato 🥔 chip was invented in 1853 by George Crum.

Crum was a black American chef at the Moon Lake Lodge resort in Saratoga Springs, New York, USA.

French fries were popular at the restaurant,
and one day a diner complained that the fries were too thick.

Although Crum made a thinner batch, the customer was still unsatisfied.

Crum finally made fries that were too thin to eat with a fork,
hoping to annoy the extremely fussy customer.

The customer, surprisingly enough, was happy – and potato chips were invented!

Crum’s chips were originally called Saratoga Chips and potato crunches.

They were soon packaged and sold in New England –

Crum later opened his own restaurant.

William Tappendon manufactured and marketed the chips in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1895.

In the 1920s, a salesman named Herman Lay sold potato chips to the southern USA (selling the chips from the trunk of his car).

In 1926, Laura Scudder (who owned a potato chip factory in Monterey Park, California) invented a wax paper potato chip bag to keep the chips fresh and crunchy.

With further technology, innovation, and a countless number of variations and flavors,
potato chips have only grown in popularity over the years!

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© AfricAfrican-American History... ✍️

Ancient history and mysteries.

Do you know that Africa and South America, were once together.

But were split apart,
by the formation of a diverging plate boundary.

This is confirmed by matches between the rocks and fossils of the two continents.

Plate motion,
not continents drifting, explains this.

The two continents are still moving away from each other today.
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© Read Africa ........... ✍️

The downfall of a man,
is not the end of his life...

But not when he falls from 3 storey building...
E go choke😂😂
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Born on January 7, 1922.

Marie Van Brittan Brown, an incredible Black nurse and inventor.

Brought warmth to innovation,
by creating a home surveillance system in 1966.

Together with her husband, (Albert L. Brown),
they secured a patent for a groundbreaking motorized camera system ( #3,482,037).

Laying the foundation for the sophisticated home security systems we know today.

Brown's ingenuity unfolded with a motorized door camera equipped with;
Four peepholes,
A monitor display,
A radio-controlled lock,
and, An audio-video alarm.

Her creation not only reflected technological brilliance,
but also resonated with the human touch of ensuring safety and peace of mind.
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© Diaspora Glitz Magazine DGM ........... ✍️

We have entered our 'Ọnwa Mbụ' - (the first month in the Nri Ìgbò Lunar Calendar).

We are now in IGBO NEW YEAR.

Although our new year varies based on our town, the (Nri Igbo Lunar Calendar),
is widely accepted as an Igbo calendar.

Happy New Year, Ụmụ Ìgbò.

Have you ever wondered about the meaning of "Apiam Way"?.

Is it an Igbo or English word?.

Well, the truth is that,
"Apiam Way" actually finds its origin in the famous Appian Way.

The Appian Way ( constructed in 312 BC),
served as a vital military supply route for the Romans.

It was the first long road,
built with the specific purpose of transporting troops beyond the confines of greater Rome.

This was a significant achievement for the Romans,
as they had previously relied mainly on Etruscan roads that connected to the region of Etruria.

As the Romans expanded their territory and became skilled in road construction, their network of highways extended from Rome.

Where the master itinerarium (a list of destinations along the routes) was situated,
to the outer boundaries of their domain.

Hence, the widely recognized expression, "All roads lead to Rome."

So, next time you find yourself using the term "Apiam Way" (to refer to a shortcut).

Remember its origins and the remarkable history of the Appian Way.
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© Skima Mmaduakor ............... ✍️

Igbo people,

Her name is Yemisi,
not Nyem isi.

Dear beautiful sis 😍,
don't give them anything.
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Avoid eating at Funerals 🤞

At funerals 😋
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© BeBeyond Blue Travel & Transportation........ ✍️

Name of body parts in Igbo Language:

Body – Ahụ
Human body – Ahụ mmadụ
Ankle – Mgbaji ụkwụ
Arm – Ala aka
Back – Azụ
Belly button – Otuba/Otubo
Bone – Okpukpu
Breast – Ara
Butt – ike/otele
Cheek – Nti
Chest – Obi
Chin – Agba
Ear – Ntị
Elbow – Apa aka
Eye – Anya
Eyebrow – Ikuanya
Face – Ihu
Finger – Mkpisi aka
Foot – Ike ụkwụ
Forhead – Egedege ihu
Hand – Aka
Hair – Ntutu isi
Head – Isi
Heart – Íme Obi
Jaw – Agba
Knee – Ikpere
Mouth – ọnụ
Leg – ụkwụ
Lip – Egbugbere ọnụ
Neck – Olu
Nose – Imi
Shoulder – Ubu
Stomach – Afọ
Teeth/tooth – Eze
Thigh – Mpata ụkwụ
Throat – Akpiri /Olu
Thumb – Mkpabi aka
Toe – Mkpisi ụkwụ
Tongue – Ire
Waist– Ukwu
Wrist – Mgbaji aka
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© Igbo History ........... ✍️

TOKOZ key.

Dem no dey rush this key.

If you rush am, e go calm you down and teach you how to be patient 🤣🤣😂
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Facts about TOKOZ 🔒

1. This key nah senior man.
They no the vex open am, otherwise he go lock you for outside

2. The key dey get mood swing.
So any day he no dey good mood, he no go open

3. The key dey forget him pikin.
Meaning say, no be always d pikin d fit open am

4. The key get memory.
If you rush open am today, tomorrow he go lock you outside.

E no dey know him owner😂
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© ANONYMOUS .......... ✍️

How to have a twin...🙂
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© PPsycho Wanda.......... ✍️

I can't wait to surprise my girlfriend with roasted yam on Valentine day.

She will be amazed 😍

WWE Hall of The Undertaker appeared before today's Al Nassr vs.

Al Hilal match in the Riyadh Season Cup in Saudi Arabia.

He will present the trophy to the winner of the game.
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© WrestleFeed .......... ✍️
© SPORTbible ........ ✍️
© Bleacher Report Football .......... ✍️
© CBS Sports Golazo .......... ✍️
© Onefootball ........ ✍️

You are looking at the "D00R 0F N0 RETURN, in Goree island, Dakar, Senegal, West Africa.🇸🇳

Many Africans walked through this door (on chains) on their way to the antebellum of the Americas to be enslàved 400years ago.

0nce they walked through this door, never would you see your family and friends again.

Their complete way of life were destr0yed as soon as they walked through this door.
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© FrFree Africa......... ✍️

If u love someone,
set them free...

If they come back,
it means nobody likes them...

Set them free again!

Some people are just;
Online,
Refreshing their timelines,
Texting nobody,
and nobody is texting them

Have you noticed that....

The road that many people pass by,
has no grass?

😉😋😶‍🌫️ understand very well