Tochex comedy

Cheers to us who love pickup lines but never use them 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING: Alcohol will no longer be sold around World Cup stadiums in Qatar.

(Source: Sky News)

Holy Father 🥺😇🕊️
Help thy son 😩🥺🥺

You do ritual go Mecca 🕋 kon Dey stone satan

Wow sodiq 😂

Dog wey I buy 350k 🙄
Dey run for hen wey get children 😩😂

The guy 🤔wey dey use sapa do memes🙄
don dey see shege 😩😂

Everybody dey shout thank God it's weekend ❤️
Me: God when 😩

Guys, if gals gree for you now 🤔
No happy ooh, Xmas ti de oh 🙄
iku pa eeh 😩😂

Yahoo boy join choir 😩 ...... Dey sing "Aje I no go dull" for worship 🤔🙄
wetin man no go see 😂😂

Gender: female
Age: 15💓
Ex: hmm, let say 10🤔🙆
Me: aah, your papa sef no be your mate🤐😂

Secondary school reunion una put location for UK, Iku pa yin😡😹

English: I can't date your type😩
Osogbo girls: I can't marry your locust beans😩😂

Her: why didn't you call me today?🙄
Me: I'm not like you na, I was busy planning my life 😏
(That was all I said n she broke up with me😭💔)

ASUU Strike has been called off
It's over 🔥🔥

Source: meat sauce🙄

R.I.P. to Sanni Abacha, his song always inspires me especially the one he sang with Justin Bieber😫💔

To all my active fans
I Love you all
❤️❤️️

Data tun ti tan😫💔

Nothing hurts like wen u buy a new exercise book nd score zero on d first page 💔

Never broke again don spend salary finish 😂😂😂

My guys gf dey use him money dey pay another guys school fees😭😹

Two things that can keep you indoor for a whole day. 🥺

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Kintun Fall in love 😒💓
Ketun gbomi loju mhii😔😢

Her: I really trust my boyfriend, I can even die for him🤨🤔
Me: aah, you go dey trust man!!!😄 Adam!!! Even we sef no trust ourselves 😂

Her: can I believe in you 🥰
Me: so you no wan dey believe in God again🤨

Happy new month fams
🙈🥰♥️🥰♥️

When I wan die my last words go be

I left 8 million dollars under the.....😷

Things are very costly. Imagine a kilo of "I love you" which used to be "I love you too" is now
My cream has finish.😂🤣

Quote: Love is blind🥰
Me: I still need my eyes jare😂

😂Tochex jokes😂
Tochex and the Robot🤖

In the year 2033🤔, the Americans made a robot🤖 which could not only detect how beautiful your face 🙈is but also detect how long you've been wearing a cloth.🙆
One Monday morning
Tochex: I must go to that robot and show them how handsome 🙈I am and impress my crush also.😁
(At the robot place)
Robot: face, cute
Tochex: awwn🙈♥️
Robot: clothes, been wearing for the third time, semi-dirty.
Tochex: 🤨🤨( in his mind "aah that's the neatest thing on me")
Robot: trouser, dirty, been wearing it for a week.
Tochex:😂u don't know anything
Robot: boxer
Tochex: toor 😔
Robot: aah, shey na Nigeria we dey
Why person go dey wear boxer for 1years, 10months,2 weeks,5 days, 10hours, 30 minutes and 45 seconds🤨😂
Tochex: las las, the gal wey I wan impress don cast😂😂

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It's the day😏 u don't wear fine clothes😏,that your crush(es) keep seeing you😭, e con look like say person no just fine😭😂

Lord Jesus, thank you for being the Alpha and the Omega of my life today♥️❣️💖💕

Better don't die b4 ur time🤐 person wey die by his time sef never fulfil destiny🙄

No be say I no wan buy iPhone👀
I just don't like all these designs😔