Sylvester Onyewuenyi

*Me as an introvert, when my bolt driver starts talking to me*

Bolt Driver: Omo naso police just dey do, this country just tire me

Me: I swear

Bolt driver: You no see as the guy just stop us for road con go straight to the point?? If na another werey policeman, Baba go dey talk say make I open booth.

Me: Naso na

Bolt driver: this papa just stop us, con ask for money directly cos na wetin he want be that.

Me: mtchew..I just tire for this country

Bolt driver: Naso na..na wetin we dey face now

Me:

Bolt driver:

Me:

Bolt driver: Yesterday, e get another police people wey stop me and the guy wey I carry. Dem con dey shout say where my papers, my driving license...

Me: *laughs frustratingly*...Police ehnn

Bolt driver: I just dey show them, dem still dey talk nonsense dey go. Until dem finally say make we find them something.

Me: Na wetin dem want initially be that

Bolt driver: Yes na..the guy wey dey there, just bring out #500 give them. Dem con dey happy

Me: Chai...*laughs sorrowfully*... This country don tire person

Bolt driver: I dey tell you! Na why I like as this papa just go straight to the point con beg us say make we find am anything.

Me: Naso na

Bolt driver: Naso e suppose be

Me:

Bolt driver:

Me:

Bolt driver: No be say you go dey tell person make he follow you go station. Why?? I do anything??

Me: Naso dem dey always do...the thing just tire me

Bolt driver: No follow them enter that station ooo, na there their power dey

Me: Yes na, dem sabi wetin dem dey do

Bolt driver: Criminals!!

Me: *laughs in pain*

Bolt driver:

Me:

Bolt driver:

Me:

Bolt driver: Na why e ....

Me: *opens door*

That day will surely come

The Money in Your bank Account that is making you arrogant, Someone spent it in the Hospital and still didn’t Survive.
Be humble!

When Nyash and bre*st refuse to grow,
we call ourselves MODELS😍🤗Kambiakwa🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️

FACT ABOUT SHY PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness🙍🏻‍♀️. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clīngy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one.
People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide🤔, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through😒

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them🤗
They are unpredictable and stubborn😎

If you're in this table, gather here let's know ourselves.
😁😁😁😁

Be my Val😍❤

Any Success without suffering run from it.

Thank you Lord 🙏❤

May the sêx you are planning on Christmas day lead to pregnancy 🙏🙏

You are not reading this by accident.

The people you are owing will catch you this week
Oji ụgwọ!!

What do you have to tell God, for leading you through up to this time of the year?

2022 remaining 21 days to wave goodbye,

I pray you and I will see to the end of it.🙏🏻 _Selah_

It's Over Between You and Poverty 💕🙏💕

When things are at the hardest,

Thats when they are almost done.

You will have a reason to smile in this week in Jesus name Amen 🙏🙏🏼

Person go dey ignore una girlfriend make una relationship for last.
Una go see person, Una no go fit greet 😂😏

A month from now, I will be adding a new age😇, January 4th here I come💃💃💃

The way I sneeze in public is different from the way I sneeze in private 🤥

😂 E Don happen

I just read somewhere that if a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave. Wahala😆😆

Where are they cooking this type of vawulence, I want to eat😁😂

Abeg I fit see small space for your relationship make I sit down 🙎🙎 I promise I no go make noise 😁😁😁

Husband knocks the door at midnight 🙁🙁🙁🙁

Wife reply:. Go back to where you are coming from

Husband reply:. Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!!! ☺️🙆

Wife reply: Go ahead and k!ll yourself 😠 do you think I care 🙆

So the husband stand near the dark part of the gate and waited for 2 minutes 🙆🥴🥴🥴 then he carried a big stone and threw it into the swimming pool....!!!
Scheweew!!!!!

The wife heard the sound and she opened the door and ran towards the swimming pool 🙆🙆🤪🤪🤪

The husband quickly sneaked into the house and locked the door 🤣😂😂😂🙁🙁😢

Wife reply:. Open the door or I will shout!!! 🙆🙆🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Husband reply:.🗣️ shout till all the neighbors wake up and come here 🙆🤣🤣🤣
Then you will tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night 🙆 with only pant and bra!! 🤪😂😂😂😂

One thing you will never stop eating
Even when you become a billionaire

By this time tomorrow, there shall be a sound of joy in your house 🏠

Abeg who get hot temper?
Make i use am cook Beans.🙏
My gas don finish. 😋

IN LIFE;
Never you trust a Nurse whose husband sells casket..

Drama wey I Act for Church as poor boy 🥺 e be like say God Don take am serious 🥺😏

Two Legends in a picture, why not leave a ❤ for your favourites 😎

This new track by Sis Chinyere Udoma is a bombshell 🌟

_*😒 if dem nod you dis head, you go de hospital 🏥, u no go even know when de finish Chrismas🤣*_

Over 2Billion churches over the world are fighting one satan
Omo this Mbaise guy strong oo🙄🙄

Since we are all sons and daughters of Adam and Eve does it mean Elon musk is now spending our family money? 🤔

Exactly 2 hours from now that phone you're holding will rings for good news. AFFIRM YES.

That song "EKWUEME" can make you return stolen meat with tears in your eyes 😂😩

Dear Firstborns and Lastborn, may YOUR pockets never run dry🙏

I understand why you skip my post's😮

Laughing with hunger ain't easy 🙄😒

🤔🤐

Congratulations Sir, Owerri/East all the way.

REV. ABEL AMADI
GENERAL SUPERINTENDENT ASSEMBLIES OF GOD NIGERIA
CONGRATULATIONS SIR