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You must be big enough to 🕊️ admit ur mistake smart enough to to learn from them strong enough to correct them 🍁

Don't disrespect 🥶 quite people you are going to find a reason while dey keep the volume low 🥰🌀

Abeg ☹️

Wetin e mean if u de drink garri for dream😩🤣

Jean trouser 15k
Polo 8k
🙄🙄🙄

Is like Naija is planning to see people's nakedness 🚶🚶🚶

To get iPhone 14 no hard🥵

Na you no wan buy two iPhone 7😒

Kill me with honesty, Don't torture me with a lie.😔

My babe: Huni, I saw a dress along the street
Me: do u like it?
My babe: Yes
Me: Oya take N100 and go and see it again😎😂

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this:

"If there are 3 birds on a pole and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left?"

He answered, "none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away".

The teacher answered back, "I like the way you think."

Then the student asked the teacher, "If there are three women sitting on a bench, one is licking her ice cream, one is biting her ice cream, and the other is sucking her ice cream, which of the three are married?" 🙄

The teacher thought and said, "the one that is sucking the ice cream."😊

The student said "No, it is the one wearing a wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK." 😏😏

Teacher: Get out of my class! 😒😒

😂😂😂😂😂

To teach for nusery school sweet o😌😋

Some parents Sabi fry chips😂🤲🏽😎❤️

Please Can 10k be enough for Tradition and White Wedding, forget the DJ i have MP3. I wan marry this year.🤦😂😔😎

That moment when you cook rice and your father chew stone by mistake😂😂💔😭😂😂

Girls will be like,all I want from him is Care,Attention,Support and Honesty.
Ok put all the first latter's together..🤣🤣🤣

Worst thing someone has ever said to you 😒😒

She is not your blood sister, but you love her Wholeheartedly 😇💗💓💘

Follow for follow 🫂
New page gather here let vibe 🧬

Don't loose a good man because of chicken,shawarma and pizza.

Kindly control your throat.

dear pregnancy , pls visit the lady reading this & give her twins . she's ready😚

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"If You Know More Than 5 Stingy People
Then it means you beg a lot🤲🏿"
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Putting ur partner 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨on ur DP won't stop me from dating her😂 I have use toilet written staff only 🍂

I understand y 😴u always skip my posts 🤚 laughing with hunger aren't easy 🤣😂

Power bank 🤣of 20k I buy for 4k dey happy 😂I go hux plug cord my phone begin charge power bank😰

Some girls can't lie at all 😂 I asked a girl her age age told me 19 then I asked her the Year and she told me 2005😂😂

If u want to live long; never promise your last born money 😅😅
They will kill u with BP 😅😹

u can be a good person and yet the world will still hate you💔😔😴

No matter how many problems you have, Sabinus get problems pass you.😏😏

You can't post your boyfriend because other boys will stop giving you money.😂

Gf:Babe I Haven't Seen My Period
Bf:Your Blood Don Finish, Chop Vegetable.

112: Hello!, What your Emergency sir

Me: Send me 2k before I tell you😩

For this LIFE avoid see FINISH ✍🏾📌