Bashir Yusuf Ladan

Proud of the badge

Yes, congratulations to my darling club Arsenal, oh you gunners be proud you run a good race and fought a good fight. Once again you showed the world your tenacity, your resilient. At least for the first time in 7 years I watched Guardiola and his man city team played under serious tension, those who are good football fans across the globe who were able to watched last night game will know what am saying. Yes that is exactly the level Arsenal is right now beggars believe, what ever happens the fight goes down to the last day. In 2019 when Mikel Arteta took over Arsenal coaching job he told us to believe the process, we believed and finished 8 position, 2020 we were asked to believe the process and we believed, we finished 8 position, 2021 we were asked to believe the process and we believed, we finished 5 position, 2022 we were asked again to believe the process and we believed, we finished 2 position, 2023 we didn't wait to be told because we believed. I have never been an Arteta's fan even during his playing days, but the fact remain he has shown the ability to take Arsenal to next level. The building process continue I know he is not leaving soon Arsenal is the next destination of trophies we are Arsenal we don't consults other people's opinions what they think about us. The hatred will surely continue and it will increase at some point but it wouldn't deter us it will only shows we are doing well because the numbers of enemies you have determined the level of your success. Come on gunners

By Bashir Yusuf Ladan

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

follow up with Natural family planning

After paying 2 years rent for an apartment I just got. I moved in and discovered my landlady is my ex girlfriend.

We dated for two years before we had a breakup. And her husband is abroad.

I have no problem with she being my landlady.

My problem is. She spends over 5 hours of her time in my apartment everyday.

Her kids now prefer watching there zee-world program in my own apartment as a result of there mums frequent stay in my apartment.

She washes my dishes and does my laundry most time .

I hardly cook because she brings me food morning, afternoon and night.

she frowns at every female visitor that comes around me.

The worst is she still calls me babe.

The closeness is just too much for my liking and I don't know how to end it.

Each time I try to stop her from doing all that she would turn Sober and I would just let it go.

Pls I need your advise
I haven't been here up to 3 months and I already paid for 2 years .

Your advice is needed pls

Gloomy story of a wider man.

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