Sunny boy

Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1. If you want to enjoy an interesting story in a bus.

Just shout “THIS NIGERIA SELF”
Relax, people will take it from there 🤷😂

2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...

Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣

3. Me and my guy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂

4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread I faïnted 3 times before lunch 🙉🤣😂

5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...

My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂

6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like

“Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”

“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”

“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉

7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja

Me: Huhh ? 🤔

Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂

8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂

9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣

10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂

11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom ! 🙆😂

12. Guys please help me...🥹
What business can I start with N4,000...??🥲

I want to be serious now 😩😂

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

My name is sunny am best at what I do

I sent friend request to my neighbour. 7 minutes later, she came to my house and said :
"I accēpt. I agreē🤣🤣🤣

I can't believe I'm related to Dangote 🙆🏿‍♂️ His Mother nd my Mother are both MOTHERS😜

Say No to R**e, say No to R**e, but dis 👉🐓 Idiot wil not listen😁

I said I love u nd u're telling me to swear😒
Do u want me to Die🙄

Imagine you act dead during a Boko Haram attack and you hear "Shoot everyone again"
That moment, your urine alone can flood Nigeria😀😅🤣

Short people hardly forgives maybe they are still angry with God for making them look like a MALT bottle ... Abeg oo... it's not my handwriting😅🤣

Did you steal meat from the pot?
AMERICANS: No, I didn't steal meat from the pot.
NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Steal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? Its a lie ooo🤣

Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1.If you have never cried because of love, please be patient you're about to be served 🤓

2. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

3. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even būy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂

4. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Brēāk up and see how ūgly the Idïot is😂😂😂

5. Being dūmped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swēar 😂😂😂

6. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO netwørk....mtchew😜

7. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.

8. Nevēr trust a girl with a Brøken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your hēart?

9. When I started Facebook last year I sēnt a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to sēnd her mtn crēdit😂

10. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to sēnd møney💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂

11. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should alløw your teeth to be yelløw😂

Imagine someone owing me 500 # his is telling me his is tired of this world

My brother hear me 😀u shall not die but live to declar the goodness of dey lord ( den u can nw😀😁

A guy just returned from five years imprisonment, you can't believe his girlfriend is asking him, "What did you bring for me?" 🙆
Fear IMO Gil's💎

Pls oo not everyone DAT raise there phone up are taking selfie oo some are using glo network just like me 🙄😀

Your prayers will be answered greatly.

Laugh with me if you are still alive
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only a dead soul won't laugh 😭

If new born babies knew the number of men that suck the same breast before them, chaii..they will prefer drinking "zoboo😩😥

.Why is it that whenever a girl wants to visit her boyfriend she must wear a blāck pant...
Eh don't tell me u don't know what am talking about🤔🤷

CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH PAIN:
Doctor: What did you eat last night, young girl?
Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine.
Doctor: Please this is not Facebook. Just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with borehole water.😲🙆

I have been sweating since 5am..... Whoever is having se.x with my pic, should please take it easy.😥😥😥😥😂😂😂😂😃😂

Let assume Government say No law for 24hrs and police will not arrest you for any crime committed, which crime will you commit? Oh boy am off to Central Bank of Nigeria to thief that machine that print money... that will be my first crime.🤔🤔😂😂

Since I was born I've never seen a c**k & a hen agree to have s*x its always r**e. Thank God our ladies are not like that, we men for suffer for se.x ooo because when fowls r**e there is no case, but humans r**e? Come see case...🙄🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶😂😂😃😂

after loosing a fīght u get home and start imagining all the kunfu skills u could have done to b£at the person, mūmū 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm in my neighbors house and they are about to eat,am seeing 4 plates and we are 5,I wonder who is not hungry 🤔🤔🤔🤔

)I gave my dog w£ed today to make him to be sharp and brave, can you imagine I have been running since morning 🙆🙆😢😢🏃🏃🏃🏃

Two difficult things you can't do❌
1: count your hair.
2: breath when your tongue is out.👅

put your tongue back mumu🤣😱

When the road is hungry for bl00d 🩸
You and I will not be Available 🙏🏼

When I was Younger 👶😂🙆
I'd put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my arms 💪
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose❎🚫
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once😔
• Waited behind a door 🚪 to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out 🚶 .
• Faked being asleep, so I couldbe carried to bed🏠
• Used to think that the moon🌚followed our car🚗
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off💢.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window 💦 pretending itwas a race 🏁 .
• The only thing i had to takecare of was a school bag 👝 .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree 🎄 was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off😜👀.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed😕, Walked out,and then remember😮.
If u really went through this can u drop a"HI

A Relationship without Sēx helps you to focus on important things like Cheāting🤷😂

If you want a perfect guy, just be patient my sister, Jēsus Is Coming Soon.😊

I will Never watch Nigeria Movies Again How can A Ghost Be urinating.....😭😭😭💔

S*x need energy, energy need food, food need money u see why money is needed in a relationship. Stop saying women love money* 😏

Private school they pay .private hospital they pay, private companies they pay... But you.. you want to eat private parts for free who are you 🙀🙀*

I was telling my father that I wanted to barb ponk ✊✊🖖✊is reply was that (I think u have owned a house somewhere)🤣

You will never see African parents kissing, hugging or in any form of romance... But Boom! 12 children.. how come???🤤🤔🤔

If my parents normally return the money they borrow from me when I was small , who is David o or Peter Obi compared to me 😂😂😀😀

Nigerian mothers will beat you up for doing something wrong, they will still beat you for crying and finally beats you for you to stop crying😇🤣🤣🤔🤔

Baby it's not that I don't like you but how can you tell me that you scored 1st position in jamb🙆🙆🙆😓

No matter how cute & modernized u are, u must always look like a cow , wen eating sugarcane...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂