Jërry

Sir Alex Ferguson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: If Cristiano Ronaldo plays for queens park rangers today he will still deliver a hatrick"

Dani alves🇧🇷: " for me the toughest opponent I've ever faced is Cristiano Ronaldo "

Frank lampard🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: I was always a Messi fanboy but when I've seen Cristiano's Crucial big games and UCL knockout goals also single handly carried his team am now give him the edge"

Diego Maradona 🇦🇷: Goalkeepers pray when they face Cristiano Ronaldo because 100% he will destroy them"

Patrick Evra🇨🇵: for me Cristiano Ronaldo is an alien 👽 he is out of this planet people reach 700 games but my guy scored 700 goals"

Ruud gulet🇳🇱: no doubt Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest player ever he proved him self 3 toughest league in the world player like him is absolutely difficult to find"

Pele🇧🇷: I've seen ronaldo nazario Maradona Cruyff but I've never ever seen a player like Cristiano the amount of dedication and hard work he puts his game is absolutely ruthless No doubt he is the greatest ever"

Cruyff🇳🇱: If the word best was a human being Cristiano Ronaldo would be the word an absolutely complete package of a player for me is one of the greatest probably the greatest"

Di Stefano🇪🇦: I've seen Maradona and Pele rulling the football like emperor also Messi with a magic talent but the truth is this man is the greatest ever"

Diego Simone🇦🇷: If Cristiano Ronaldo was not a player I would have 3 ucls by now"

Zidane🇨🇵: Sorry Pele sorry Maradona sorry Ronaldo Delima but Ronaldo is the greatest ever he is the reason why I am a top manager today"

If you hate this man then you hate football the greatest player of all time 🔥🇵🇹🐐👑

ANTONY WOKE UP YESTERDAY READY TO DESTROY SHEFFIELD.

45 Minutes played.
0 Goals
0 Assists
0 shots on targets
600 spins and jumps
3 passes to the linesman.

£100M for a Brazilian Dembele who should have gone to Dance class instead of becoming a footballer 😂

If Football was all about spinning around and jumping.

Antony would have won the Balon D'or this year 😂

The next time GGMU needs a natural dancer, they should contact James Brown.

And not waste money on another talentless footballer.

Imagine oh, that £100M spent on Antony could have been used to help find Wan Bissaka's country 😂

Man Utd paid £100m for ANTONY.

And Ajax gave them POCO LEE😂

JERRY 🗞️

LIVERPOOL won their match, their player FIRMINO won the Man of the match ✅

CHELSEA won their match too, their player MOUNT won the Man of the match

TOTTENHAM won and their player SON won the man of the match

It is well understood that red card affected man city match

ARSENAL won and their player SAKA won the Man of the match

Even WEST HAM player won the man of the match

So what wrong have we done to MANCHESTER UNITED that they brought shame to English clubs by failing to win ordinary man of the match against a club dragging name with LEMONIA 😂

I thought they have a NORWICH MAN with football experience of PUKKI

I thought they have BENTEKE Who just finished doing COURT AFFIDAVIT to ANTONY

In MARTINEZ, i'm dissapointed in Manchester United

Jerry 🗞️

🚨Best player to wear the jersey No.10 in EPL history ⚡💙

The last time chelsea beat man united in EPL;

🚨 Real Madrid had just 11 champions league trophies,they now have 14

🚨Messi had just 5 balon d'ors,he now have 7

🚨Man City had just 1 premier league tittle,they now 5

🚨Buhari was the fans favorite but now he's the opposite

🚨 Robert Lewandoski had just two league titles but now he had 7

🚨Manson mount was still playing with the Under-16s

🚨 Even Frank Lampard was still playing active football but he has since retire, became a coach,got sacked and have found a new job again 😂

NAME: Chelsea football club
HYPE: Real Madrid
REALITY:Queens Park Rangers with a little touch of OGC Nice

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Once a red♥️

Always a Red ❤️🦋

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| JUST IN:
FIFA has drafted 10 rules to help Manchester United win any cup this season.

1. Man-U will have the right to start a game with 13 players.

2. They will have the opportunity to make 10 subs, each in the first and second half making it 20 in total.

3. If an opponent scores in the first half, the goal scorer will be given a red card.

4. Any throw in for Man-U automatically translates to a penalty kick.

5. If the match ends as a draw, Man-U will advance according to away goals.

6. If it ends goaless at full time Man-U will take 10 penalties while the opponent take the normal 5.

7. The referees will be from Man-U academy.

8. All VAR officials will be mandated to be Man-U supporters and staff before coming into the VAR room.

9. If Man-U scores first, the match is automatically over.

10. At the beginning of every match, Man-U will be awarded a penalty, if the goalkeeper catches it, he will pay the player 10 million Euros.

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Premier league right back party invite

Officer 🗣️ welcome, please who are you

Anorld 🗣️ My name is ANORLD from ENGLAND

officer🗣️ Go in please 🙏. U are highly welcome. Next person please

Tomiyasu 🗣️ my name is TAKEHIRO TOMIYASU from JAPAN

officer 🗣️ hi TOMI, you are highly welcome 🙏. Next person please

James 🗣️ my name is REECE JAMES from ENGLAND

Officer 🗣️ you are welcome, please go in 🙏 next person please

Wanbisaka 🗣️ My name is WANBISAKA

officer 🗣️ wanbisaka from where?

wanbisaka 🗣️, emmm 🤔. My mom, sorry I mean my dad was born in ...

Officer 🗣️ it's okay, please can I see your I.D card? I mean national identity card not school i.d card 💁🏾‍♂️

Wanbisaka 🗣️ na me be wanbisaka from MAN UNITED UNITED fah.

Officer 🗣️ so, you are the other MAGUIRE playing as a right back 🤔

Wanbisaka 🗣️, no MAGUIRE fight but I tackle, I can tackle from EARTH to PLUTO

Officer 🗣️ So, Lord MAGUIRE was born to FIGHT and you were born to TACKLE

Wanbisaka 🗣️ EMM🤔

Officer 🗣️ nice one, please leave my office 😏

Wanbisaka 🗣️ OGA please I want to party with other RIGHT BACK 😁

Officer 🗣️ others are RIGHT BACK but you are WRONG BACK without NIN(National identification number)

Officer 🗣️ Security, oya come and TACKLE this guy out of my office 😂😂

🗞️ Jerry

🇬🇭 | JUST IN: FIFA has drafted in 10 rules to help Ghana qualify at least for the round of 16 at the world cup:

1. Ghana have the right to start a game with 13 players.

2. They will have the opportunity to make 10 subs, each in the first and second half making it 20 in total.

3. If an opponent scores in the first half, the goal scorer will be given a red card.

4. Any throw in for Ghana automatically translates to a penalty kick.

5. If the match ends as a draw, Ghana will advance according to away goals.

6. If it ends goaless at full time Ghana will take 10 penalties while the opponent take the normal 5.

7. The referees will be from Ghana.

8. All VAR officials will be mandated to eat Banku and Kenkey before coming into the VAR room.

9. If Ghana score first, the match is automatically over.

10. At the beginning of every match, Ghana will be awarded a penalty, if the goalkeeper catches it, he will pay the player 10 million cedis.

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🗣 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: "We know that you are ashamed when they say you are the best player in history, so we will ask you who is the best player if we take out Messi?"

🗣 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢: "There is a lot, Mbappe, Neymar, Hazard, Suarez, Aguero."

🗣 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: "Didn't you forget the number 7 player? Cristiano Ronaldo?"

🗣 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢: "I took him off the list because he is next to me."

Greatest recognizes greatness! 🇦🇷🇵🇹❤️

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And boom she woke up from the dream world 😂😂

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Ronaldo has lost his powers and its pretty acceptable at the age of 37.

We have to accept he's not the same guy anymore but for all those amazing moments he gave us during his prime years, we must not leave him alone during his last years. ❤

🗞️ JERRY

*5 THINGS THAT BROUGHT GREAT MEN DOWN*

• *FOOD* - _Ask_ *Adam*

• *PRIDE* - _Ask_ *Satan*

• *LOVE OF MONEY* -
_Ask_ *Judas Iscariot*

• *LOVE OF GIFTS AND APPRECIATION* - _Ask_ *Gehazi*

• *WOMEN* - _Ask_ *Samson*

*5 THINGS THAT HAVE LIFTED GREAT MEN*

• *Prayer* - _Ask_ *Daniel*

• *Self Control* - Ask *Joseph*

• *Obedience* - _Ask_ *Abraham*

• *Humility* - _Ask_ *Elisha*

• *Patience* - _Ask_ *Ruth*

He who has ear 👂, let him hear
*NOTHING LAST FOREVER*

Whatsapp killed *BBM*

*Youtube* killed *DVD*

*Bluetooth* killed *Infrared*

*Xender* killed *Bluetooth*

*Zapya* killed *Xender*

*CDs* killed *Cassettes*

*Android* killed *Window phones*

*Uber* killed *Yellow Cab*

*Phone* killed *Post Office*

*SMS* killed *Letter Writing*

*Email* killed *Fax*

*Civilization* killed *Culture*

*Computer* killed *Typewriter*

*E-card* killed *Hallmark Card*

*Maggi* killed *Dawa Dawa*

*Money* killed *True Love*

What else killed what again oooo?🤔
*Internet* killed *Library*

*Google* killed *Dictionary*

*Wikipedia* killed *Encyclopedia*

*No condition is permanent in this world, Be humble.*

*Change* killed *Nigerians*

*Next level* killed *Change*

And finally *POS* is killing *ATM machine* and *queue* in the bank.

*So my beloved whatever position you are today use it positively

*Solar power* will soon kill *NEPA* and *generator...... *

At the end, Resurrection* will kill *death*

*THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR ONE PERSON WE ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH.
Have a nice moment
🗞️ JERRY

Do you know that...??
70% of rubber bands on girls👧 hair are from fried rice 🍙 takeaway packs😂😂😂

6, I want each and everyone one of us to respect and love each other even though we support each other.

We should be careful of some of the things we say here, which might cause someone to have a heart attack.

I mean,

How can you say that :

Mendy's towel has made more champions league appearances than the entire current Arsenal team.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ah this one is Wickedness😂🤲

Vawulence can be delayed buh cannot be denied 😂😂🤲

6The kind of man to keep

💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who always talks to you first.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who always makes you smile.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who cracks silly jokes just to make you laugh.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who always understands you.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who gives you his effort, that is loyal, committed, faithful and love you unconditionaly.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who is always sacrificing his sleep just to talk you for long hours.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who accepts your imperfections and flaws.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who cries when losing someone, especially you.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who always give his best just to make you stay.
💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that Man who really loves you more that himself.

💞𝘉𝘌𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘗𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘚 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘜𝘗, 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘓𝘓 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘓𝘍 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐𝘔𝘗𝘖𝘙𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘌.... ✍️✍️

🗞️ JERRY

Dear girls pls stop giving us S3X until we get married to you, we don't like it any more, I'm speaking on behalf of all MEN🏃

HOW TO SURVIVE IN PORT HARCOURT!!!

1. Have money and Garri 💰

2. Know people that have Garri and connection 🤝

3. Before you pack into any rented apartment ensure to ask people around, before you go dey sleep for burial ground with roof🙏

4. Don't fall in love 💔

5. Avoid those wey dey pin new pam or shoe...
One pin na 15k...aboki own na #20 per pin o 🙄

6 There are lots of beggers in Port Harcourt with different formats.

7. Learn to speak pidgin and avoid too much grammar

Always Mind ur business 🚶

Avoid late night🌃

Note: places like waterlines, Ogoni, garrison, mile 3, Aba road, choba etc. Beware of their roughness🔫🗡️🙆🏃🏃🏃

No fight ikwere / Ogoni person – man or woman, big or small 👂

Carry food come ooo, especially garri, things cost😧😡, the money for food🍝 in ur villa can only buy akara for PH.😁😁

If u think u get money, a night lodge for presidential hotel is enough to send u go villa🏡😁, e get y???

If for night, u mistakenly hear "who goes there" òmò tear race 🏎 🏃

No drag possession with highmen.
How my friend lost his phone📱 is what I won't tell you😧😭

8. If you Waka for Rumuokoro bridge, Eleme junction, squeeze face small, e go help you.

9. If taxi driver ask u, u hold change, òmò know say ur money na #50.

10. No too speak good English or else, where u suppose pay #100 na #500 u go pay.

11. Becareful before u go buy land wey belong to army general.

12 . Here na hook up things, no expect love like that or else your heart go break, computer sef no go fit count am.

13 . learn how to cope with Keke drivers wahala, they most interrupt you when crossing the road 😂.

Ah just say make I update una.😄🤣😄 Thanks
🗞️ JERRY

From sêxy to sëx 😏 from sëx to ex. 😥 Seriously, when will some girls receive sense? Ask some girls how many ex they have, they can't even count. Handwork u don't have, book you don't know, dëvil is using your brain to play game😂, your result in school is 1.9 with lots of carry overs..

All you do is buy new shirt, snap with it and upload - fix new hair, snap with it and upload. The clothes you put on doesn't even cover your body so well - showing your ãss and bōobs all because of likes.

Hope you know Facebook will never allow you withdraw your likes into your bank account.

Dating many guys does not make you a big girl and it doesn't mean they will eventually marry you. They don't even tell you why they are pushing on with you, because they know so well that someone like you can't be in their future, that's why all they do is to take you to shopping, clubbing and so on.

He's always hornëy, makes you look so sexy so he takes advantage of you and runaway to the woman he thinks she worth it. Money is good, but a genuine relationship isn't built on the bedrock of money. See some slay queens today are 6 feet under ground because of material things
Yahōo guys show them pepper eyaaah 😭😭
: "All that glitters is not gold " wetin dem dey collect for your body big pass wetin dem dey give you.
Receive sense, expensive hair doesn't bring about good brain in the head . Be wise 🙌🏾 get sense ...
I come in peace!!
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English is so stressing what's the difference between Dear Steve & Dstv 😹💔