Koliko Comedy

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Full country no food,no light, no fuel yet one Mimi boy is planning to drive an innocent girl crazy.
That’s a lacuna…

Warri Let's come out emmass for .jollof the biggest event of the season is here

Area this weekend we are coming out emmass for .jollof_ go get your tickets now let's give you value for your money. is the biggest event in Africa don't play.

*Please any man with big stomach should send his CV to shoprite they are looking for father xmas*🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

If you are my girlfriend by now your December list is supposed to by in my dm...
Or comment section please I want to attend to you on time...

With Mr Jollof – I just got recognised as one of their top fans! 🎉

Happy New month my people let's start the anticipation on 30th we storm Asaba koliko on Duty 6th Appointment

25million naira or make Adeboye and Oyedepo lay hands on you?
Choose wisely
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An Urhobo man living in the U.S. couldn't find a job so he opened a clinic & put up a sign outside that said "GET ANY TREATMENT FOR $200. IF NOT CURED, I'll GIVE YOU $1000".

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $1000 & goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Urhobo man: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 & put 3 drops in the patient's mouth".

Lawyer: "Ugh.. this is kerosene".

Urhobo man: "Congrats. Your sense of taste is restored. That will be $200".

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to try to get his hands on the $1000...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything".

Urhobo man: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 & put 3 drops in the patient's mouth"

The lawyer screamed, "This is kerosene. You gave this to me the last time for restoring my taste".

Urhobo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. That will be $200". The fuming lawyer pays him.

One week later, the lawyer returned, determined to get the $1000.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak".

Urhobo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's $1000".

Lawyer (staring at the notes): "But this is $200, not $1000".

Urhobo man: "Congrats. Your eyesight is restored. That will be $200"

Don’t mess with Urhobo men!😂😂😂😂😂. Urhobo wadó!!!

For me ooo, Moniepoint, Palmpay, Opay dey make banking dey sweet... Dem dey show us how banking suppose be...
Do you agree with me or you be witch?

Wow congratulations my brother well deserved my amiable Governor God bless you making this happen.

People that switched from petrol to cooking gas to power their generators, how far?

Pampers dey increase
School fees dey increase
And u dey release😂😂😂😂😂
That's a Lacuna

*DEEP MESSAGE*

I tasted all that is sweet, but I found nothing sweeter than good health.
I tasted all that was bitter, but nothing was more bitter than being in need of good people.
I carried both, iron and rocks, but nothing was heavier than debt.
I discovered that life comprises of two days; A day for you and a day against you. So when it is for you, do not be reckless; and when it is against you, be patient. Because both days will expire!
*If you can't be a bridge to connect people, then don't be a wall to separate them.*
*If you can't be a light to brighten people's good deeds then don't be darkness covering their efforts.*
*If you can't be a vaccine to give life, don't be a virus to terminate it.*
We can only be each other's keepers. 👌🏽
Happy New week my people koliko cares

Imagine buying phone for your sister, then her boyfriend seized it, wat will u do as a guy?🙄

What's the current price of this in your area?

When your friend is comfortable in your enemies camp they have used your information to purchase companion
Its a Lacuna...

Nobody Cares About Your Sad Stories Have Money. That’s The Only Thing This World Respects

Please, I need wedding abbreviations for Confidence and Dominic 👌👌🙈🙈
Client nor go fit kill Printers😂

Some Children find it difficult to do their Assignment bcuz their father marry big yansh instead of Beauty & Brain🤣🤣🤣
That's a Lacuna

Bill who dey knack you 😏😏
Knack who dey bill you 😏😁
Don't stress anybody
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Since we don't talk, can I unfriend u?
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