Khaos Cartel Epsom

TO OUR AMAZING FOLLOWERS

We unfortunately have some sad news.

As of Friday this week (29/4/2022) we will unfortunately be temporarily closing our doors for the unforeseeable future.

We have tried so hard to sustain the current environment and really appreciate the support you have all provided.

Please jump onto our socials to keep up to the date with what we have happening xx

Thank you to all once again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

DAY THREE and she’s coming in hot.

Snickers knocked lemon meringue out of the gate yesterday and today we have some epic flavours.

Biscoff cream
Biscoff infused cream with biscoff crumb, salted caramel drizzle and a biscoff cookie

Salted caramel Kit Kat
Salted caramel and cream topped with a salted caramel Kit Kat

Make sure you vote on our stories and we do have these in both stores today for you to get your mitts on.
They sell out pretty fast so highly recommend you don’t wait !

Have a wonderful day guys 🤟🏻

EVERY DAY IS PIE DAY

Did you know we make our own pies ?

We made some epic pie flavours today - these ones are chicken and they are absolutely incredible.

Made with chicken thigh and just the right amount of fresh veg, garlic and thyme.

Big fan and one of the many flavours we make.

DAY 2 OF OUR DONUT CHALLENGE 🎉

It’s official. Nutella is out of the game and raspberry jam and cream has made it to the semis !

Todays flavours are:

Lemon meringue
Super fluffy donut filled with house made lemon curd and topped with a torched Italian meringue.

Snickers
Super fluffy donut filled with fresh cream, house made salted caramel and choc ganache
Topped with nuts and a snickers bar

Get voting! One of these flavours are gonna make the semis next week. Which one will it beeeee

Both flavours are available in our howick and Epsom stores today too!

MORNING TEA

A delish morning tea for an awesome local business.

Blues and pinks to celebrate last day of work before baby arrives.

Thanks so much for thinking of us - had a lot of fun with this one

Savoury box of our favourites including brioche, savoury muffins, scones.

And a sweet mix of macarons, mini cupcakes, slides and donuts.

“KHAOS MOST EPIC DONUT 2022”

WHICH DONUT FLAVOUR WILL WIN THE TITLE?

Each day we will post up two flavours.
It’s up to you to vote the best flavour.

We will do this every day, then move on to the semis and then the grand final.

The flavours are available in both stores each day so make sure you get down and give them a try !

TODAYS FLAVOURS :

Raspberry jam and cream
Nutella

WHICH FLAVOUR IS BETTER?
Vote below or on our stories !!
💪💪💪💪💪

BISCOFF

That time we made biscoff donuts and they were next level good.

Super fluffy donut filled with biscoff cream, salted caramel drizzle, biscoff cookie crumb and a good ol biscoff cookie.

Should we bring these back?

MIXED SLICES

We have been doing a few of these boxes. Filled with mixed slices and cut into bite size pieces.

Perfect for entertaining, a dessert option and even for morning tea/corporate catering.

We make some YUMMYYYYY slices and brownies. And we can help make that next event a little bit more spesh.

BRANDING

Want something to make your brand pop?

Why not do it on some mighty fine treats that will please your customers in more ways than one.

Colour themed treat boxes, branded fudge packs and more.

Talk to us about how we can make your brand POP and taste mighty fine while we are at it

PINK is for raspberry 💖

GUESS WHOS BACK?

We are!!!!!

It’s been two of the longest weeks of our life but maaaaaaan we are so happy to be here.

Thank you for being so patient with us. Marie can’t wait to see your faces !

Beautiful allpress coffee and a cabinet singing your name….we will see you soon 🤟🏻

DOUGHNUTS

We delivered this box of goodness this week and it’s full of nothing but the faves.

Vanilla bean custard
Old school raspberry jam
Nutella

AFGHANS

This cookie of amazingness deserved its own post.

When I first met Peter he used to tell me about these afghans his nan used to make. And no one had made them like it since.

It literally took me almost 14 years to get it right but these babies have hit the mark with not only peter but his dad too!

We sell out of these every week - they are so damn good and look mighty fine too.

Have you tried one yet ?

PLATTERS

Platters for any occasion.

Date nights or even special events.
Always filled with the freshest ingredients and sure to please a crowd ✅

**DONUTS AND MACARON SPECIAL TODAY**

We have a heap of filled donuts up for grabs today
Flavours are:
Vanilla bean custard
Nutella
Old school raspberry jam

Buy 5 and get your 6th one free!

Macarons
Flavours are:

Goody gum drop
Vanilla
Banana salted caramel
Salted caramel
Nutella
Raspberry

Buy 5 and get your 6th one free!

Hey everyone we have had a copycat make a page called Khaos cartel Epsom.

They are sending our followers friend requests.

Please don’t accept this! It’s not us !

GIVEAWAY DAY 3

We have a MEGA treat in store for you guys.

We are giving away two of our most epic catering boxes.

In this give away you can win:

1 x sweet platter (as pictured)
1 x morning tea savoury platter

Our platters are loaded with nothing but the best treats and it’s all made by us! Our sweet platter is full of fudge, brittle, donuts, cupcakes, lemon meringue tarts, macarons and more.

Our savoury morning tea platter is full of brioche, sausage rolls, muffins, quiches, pies and more !

All you need to do is comment\tag below with your workplace !

Share it around guys and tag your workmates. This one is a biggie !

Winner will be drawn tomorrow morning !

Did you know that we have our very own macarons in store daily ?

These little darlings are made by us and we always have a yummy range of flavours.

These ones are watermelon. And they taste amaaaaaazing.

Super cute gluten free treat ❤️

GIVEAWAY DAY 2

Wanna be the most loved person in your workplace ?

We have 20 donuts yes that’s right 20 DONUTS!! To win for your workplace !

A delish mix of flavours from snickers to old school jam and so much more.

Simply tag someone who needs some donuts in their life and your in the draw!!

Winner drawn tonight yaaasssss

GIVE AWAY #1

Day one of five days of giveaways and it’s a goodie !

WIN ONE WEEK OF COFFEE ON US!

Enjoy one coffee per day (Monday - Friday) at our Khaos cartel Epsom store.

All you need to do is tag someone who you think would deserve this treat and your in the draw!

Winner announced at 5pm.

Make sure you set a reminder to check tomorrows one. We promise you won’t wanna miss it !!

TO OUR FAVOURITE PEOPLE

Unfortunately our Epsom cafe is closed this week.

Due to staff shortages and our wonderful Marie becoming a close contact we have had no choice but to close for the next week.

So since we are going to be missing you all terribly we figured you may need something to get you through .

Every day for the next 5 days we have some insanely good giveaways. We will post them up in the morning and the winner will be announced that afternoon.

Im talking donuts for your workplace, winning coffee on us for a week, winning one of our epic cakes and so much more.

Engage with us and win some bloody ripper goodies and we will be back in no time!

We will draw two winners per day - one on Insta and one on Facebook.

Spread the word!

COLD PRESS JUICES

Tomorrow our fridge will be restocked with our delish juices all made in house of course.

Struggling with covid in the household ? Or needing some juice with no added nasties?

Each of these juices have their own unique super power.

GREEN
Apple, ginger, lemon and spinach
Great for whole body health

ORANGE
lemon, turmeric root, carrot, ginger, apple and pineapple
Fantastic anti inflammatory

DEEP RED
beetroot, apple, ginger, lemon and spinach
A wonderful iron booster

$9 each and available daily.
Don’t want to leave home? Or come to the cafe?
We can deliver 🥰

Email to order: [email protected]

CHIA POTS

It’s the grab n go breakfast that you guys are loving at the moment.

We have been selling out of these babies on the daily.

Delicious chia seeds layered with Greek coconut yoghurt and topped with housemade granola, coconut and some yummy fresh fruit.

These are my favourite thing to have lately. So refreshing and so yummy.

Perfect for breakfast or a treat throughout the day.



In store nice and early every day in both howick and Epsom 👏🏻👏🏻

GOOD MORNING ALL

We have a brand spanking new week ahead and we are so looking forward to seeing your faces.

Both of our stores - howick and Epsom are open this week and we are ready for you!

The freshest salads, cold pressed juices, bagels, cupcakes, crazy amount of macarons, chunky scones, blueberry muffins, so many slices and honestly so much more.

Our team love catching up with you. Mondays are the best as we can’t wait to hear about your weekend.

We need your support more than ever guys x

Appreciate you all so much ❤️

LEMON MERINGUE

Filled with our very own lemon curd and dunked in meringue and toasted to perfection

Raspberry jam and vanilla bean custard donuts

Our donuts are fresh in both stores each day

We always have two flavours of filled donuts and our ugly ring donuts too ❤️

WRAPS

See what I mean when I say they are jam packed !

So fresh. So delish and so full!

WRAPS

We are so thrilled to be back open on Monday!! And we will have some absolutely delish wraps in the cabinet. Perfect for any lunch on the go.

These babies are jam packed with fresh lettuce, tomatoes, Morrocan chicken, aioli, capsicum and avocado

Available in both howick and Epsom stores x

DOUGHNUTS

Fresh fluffy doughnuts available in store daily.

Our flavours this week?

House made vanilla bean custard and the other is raspberry jam.

And yes. Doughnuts are totally acceptable for breakfast.

Your welcome.

Available in both stores daily 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

ALLPRESS

Mmmmm not only allpress but ICED .

Iced Americano? Iced latte ? Iced mocha?

My absolute fave and daily addiction is an iced vanilla latte.

BRIOCHE

We make our brioche every. Single. Day.

We make the dough the night before allowing it to prove overnight then while everyone is sleeping, we make these delicious scrolls of goodness.

Spinach and feta and our ham and cheese are definitely the faves for our customers but sometimes we love to mix it up with some new flavours.

Try them fresh outta the cabinet OR live life on the edge and ask our team to toast it in the sandwich press. Next level amazing ness.

KHAOS CATERING

Did you know that we offer a delish catering menu?

So many great options including fresh platters, canapés and even these yummy smoked salmon cream cheese crepes, made with dill and lemon and rocket.

Can confirm they taste so good and will leave your guests impressed.

From store openings to birthday parties, to work lunches or any great occasion - hit us up and we can send through our menus x

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KHAOS SALADS

Needing a delish lunch to keep you going today?

We have 3 salads that are perfect for your Friday.
Our salads have sold out daily !!

Brocolli bacon salad - also keto friendly
Crunchy brocolli loaded with bacon, sliced almonds, red onion and cheese

Moroccan chicken pasta salad
Beautiful warm or cold.
Marinated Moroccan chicken loaded with spring onions, red onion, capsicum and a yummy basil pesto aioli dressing

Vegan kale Caesar salad
This is a newbie today and pictured below.
Made with quinoa, fresh kale, broccoli, cashews and tomato and croutons. Yummy!!

Want to try a bit of both?
Why not get half bacon broccoli and half Moroccan chicken? YAAAAASSSS

ALLPRESS X KHAOS

Not only can you get a mighty fine Allpress coffee in store daily, BUT we also have our fave coffee available in store for you to purchase for home.

Our retail bags are super popular and we stock a range to suit your needs.

- Filter
- Decaf whole beans
- Plunger
- Whole beans

We also stock larger size bags of whole beans too, so if you have a business or larger crowd your serving - our 1kg or 3kg bags are perfect!

Available in both our Epsom and Howick Stores - simply come in to the counter and speak to one of our friendly staff and they will sort you out.

KHAOS

So many things we love about our cartel store.

That splashback, those lights and mmmm that coffee

SPINACH AND RICOTTA ROLLS

Just another delish savoury treat we make in house.

Made with ricotta, spinach, Parmesan and a few secret ingredients and all wrapped in golden flakey pastry.

These make a perfect lunch served with a side salad and are available in store daily 🤟🏻

THE GIRLS ARE BACK

Bagels are so freakin good and we have come up with some epic flavours to get those taste buds going.

Introducing - Mrs vege, Mrs Palmer and Bruce Jenner 😂💁🏼‍♀️

These girls love long walks on the beach and really are the perfect match.

In store daily and are bloody good toasted if I do say so myself

We love the open roof and the wind in the leaves of the gorgeous tree in front of our cafe.

The sun is shining and it’s so peaceful.

Make sure you pop in and see the crew for your coffee fix today.

The one thing we are loving the most is our caramelised onion, feta and spinach brioche. We toast it to perfection so when you take a bite it literally melts in your mouth.

Eat in our epic space or takeaway 🤟🏻