Hell Pizza

When you’re craving something hot, crispy, and just the right size… our Corn Nuggets have you covered 😏

Good news, veggies 😈 our sinfully delicious plant-powered pizzas are Vegetarian Society-approved, making them not only guilt-free but loaded with fresh, flavour-packed ingredients ✅

Whether you're a committed herbivore or just craving something a little greener, check out how we're saving your veggies from straying morsels of meat 🍕😱

Sorry Vegetarians, we're separating you from everyone else... Hell Pizza - The best damned pizza in this life or the next, with options to cater for any sin.

17-year-old Monty made significant progress through the Active in HELL (AiH) training programme and is now preparing for permanent employment after school.

AiH, supported by IHC New Zealand, is a paid scheme that teaches young adults with intellectual disabilities essential skills for working in a commercial kitchen and being part of a team.

“I was nervous before my first shift,” Monty says. “But everyone was so nice, and I quickly became more confident.”

Monty focused on improving his independence, which IHC coordinator Ashleigh noted: “By day five, he was working independently, oiling pans and making boxes.”

Monty’s growth has led him to another placement at a retirement home kitchen! 🖤

Read Monty’s full story here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/active-in-hell-ingredients-growth

If you won the NEW Unearthed Hāngī Pizza, who would you share it with and when? Whether it’s a game night, catching up with friends, or just because it’s Friday 🔥

Tell us what your next pizza night looks like 👇 and you'll be in to win a free pizza (we've got 10 to give away).

https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/unearthed-hangi-pizza

*Winners chosen 4th October. T&Cs apply. Prize delivered as a digital voucher for a Double Pizza. One code/order. Hangi Master

In an enchanted forest, where dark secrets lurk, a little deer once roamed... but this isn’t the story you remember. This tale ends with ½ kilo of tender venison ribs, marinated in a special rosemary and thyme blend and slow-cooked to perfection, then slathered with a rich plum and 5-spice sauce.

"Oh Deer" Venison Ribs are available for a limited time only 🦌😈 https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/venison-ribs

Sixteen-year-old Ethan, who is neurodivergent, undertook his Active in HELL (AiH) training at HELL Cuba Street in Wellington. His dream is to run his own business – and, to do that, it helps to understand how successful businesses are run, which is one reason why AiH has been so useful for him.

AiH is a paid training scheme run through HELL Pizza stores nationwide, with support from IHC New Zealand. It teaches young adults with intellectual disabilities the practical skills required to thrive in a commercial kitchen and the responsibility of having a job and working as part of a team.

In terms of practical skills, Ethan says: “It was good to learn how to do things like chop tomatoes and understand how to use knives and other equipment safely.”

Pride Lands mentor Nicholas Penman also supported Ethan through his training. He says his mentee’s communication improved considerably during the six-week programme: “This was a big step in his journey towards adulthood, and I know that Ethan is super grateful for the opportunity.”

HELL Cuba Street manager Dan Patel has welcomed three AiH graduates to the store and says he and his staff have taken a lot of value from each experience 🍕🖤

Read Ethan’s full story here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/active-in-hell-small-steps-big-goals

What ridiculous (or some might say genius) lies did your parents tell you that you 100% believed until adulthood? 😅🙄

Tell us your favourite fibs 👇 and you'll have a chance to win a Double Pizza (we've got 10 to give away!). We can't turn back the clock on this deceit, but free pizza might help ease the pain...

*Ends 5 Sep. Winners chosen 6 Sep 24. T&Cs apply. Prize delivered as a digital voucher.

2-year-old Temiti spent the first six months of his life in hospital with multiple congenital health conditions. Temiti requires breathing and feeding support, has vision and hearing issues, severe hypotonia (decreased muscle tone) and is currently non-mobile.

“The government doesn’t seem to care about the parents of disabled children,” she says. “Finding support has been really difficult".

Temiti loves anything related to lights and movement, so Satan’s Little Helper hooked him up with an Ocean Projector that displays moving lights and images for him to follow with his eyes and hands.

“It’s great for him to have something to get his attention that’s not a screen. He can also follow the projections with his hands, which has helped his coordination" 🍕🖤

Read Temiti's full story here:

https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/overdue-support

Midweek munchies? 😈 Satisfy the craving with FREE Onion Rings every Wednesday when you spend over $25 🛸👽

*Min spend excludes delivery fee. One code per order. T&Cs apply.

Three-year-old Jaxon was born with a genetic condition called Townes-Brocks syndrome, which results in almost complete deafness in one ear and partial deafness in the other. He was also born with kidney disease and hypothyroidism. His hearing problems have delayed his verbal development.

“Even though he’s deaf in one ear and essentially deaf in the other, he isn’t bad enough in both ears to receive funding for a cochlear implant, so we’re just taking it one day at the time.” Says mum, Rachel.

As he’s smaller in stature compared to other children his age, Jaxon struggles to pluck up the courage to join them in play.

To help Jaxon build balance, coordination, strength and confidence with his peers, Satan’s Little Helper provided Jaxon with a climbing foam play set with a ball pit! Rochelle says it has made an immediate impact 🍕🖤

Read Jaxon’s full story here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/full-body-workout

If you won the NEW Ferryman Greek-Style Lamb Pizza, who would you share it with?

Tell us 👇 and be in to win a FREE Double Pizza – we've got 10 to giveaway!

*Winners chosen 9th August. T&Cs apply. Prize delivered as a digital voucher. One code/order.

Do your little devils love to read? Join the HELL Reading Challenge! Get them to track their reading, and they'll score free pizza. It’s really that simple 📚🍕

Two-and-a-half-year-old Alayna suffers from a range of complications caused by a rare genetic disorder called CACNA1A. She battles cerebral palsy, low muscle tone, global development delay and eye movement disorder as a result. Despite it all, her mum Nicole says she’s a “joyful little girl who touches the soul of anyone in her presence”.

She has to go through vigorous physical therapy to try and help her become more mobile so she can keep up with her two older sisters, which she works hard at.

Satan’s Little Helper wanted to do something that would bring Alayna some comfort in the here and now, so we got her a sensory swing! Nicole says she has instantly taken to it and that it has also been beneficial for her eldest, Aria, who is on the sensory processing disorder spectrum 🍕🖤

Read Alayna’s full story here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/instant-relief

BRAND NEW "Oh Deer" Venison Ribs are slow-cooked to perfection and paired with a rich plum and five-spice sauce.

These ribs are the ultimate treat for meat lovers: lean, tender, and packed with flavour! 🦌🔥

https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/anti-pizza/venison-ribs

Available while stocks last, so grab yours before they're gone!