Hell Pizza

We’ve just unleashed our latest temptation, and it’s one you won’t want to miss: Chilli Cheese Pull Aparts.

Whether you’re grabbing pizza for a cosy night in or catching up with mates, these’ll take your meal to the next level

🔥 https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/sides/chilli-cheese-pull-aparts

Craving a slice of heaven that’s utterly irresistible? 😈 Whether you're feeling angelic or a little bit wicked, we’ve got the pizza to match...

Half Buffalo, Half Beast is topped with rich and creamy buffalo mozzarella, a tangy tomato base, with a divine finish of basil pesto on one side, while the other tempts with slices of 5-pepper pepperoni. All nestled on our beautifully thin-stretched base, ready to satisfy your every desire 🫦

Order at: https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/half-buffalo-half-beast

Only available on thin-stretched base.

Citizens of Hell,

Recently, scumbag scammers have been targeting our customers, posing as HELL to try and swipe their credit card details.

So, here's a not so gentle reminder to always be safe and only order via our app or our official website order.hellpizza.nz

If you think you’ve been duped or want more info, you can check out our full statement in the link below. You can also DM us if you notice anything suspicious 🤘

HELL Phishing Scam FAQ

Treat yourself to an indulgent pizza from yours truly… go on, give in to those cravings! You know you want to 😈

And if you’re after something truly satisfying, order the Morning After Pizza—smoked ham, crispy hash, chorizo, bacon, mushrooms, and onions, all topped with swirls of truffle hollandaise. It's pure, unapologetic pleasure.

🍕 https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/morning-after-pizza

It's about to get cheesier in here... 🧀👀

Saturday night at the flat? You know what that means... pizza night with the flatties! Whether it's a moviethon, gaming session or board games, we'll fuel your session 🔥

Level up your feast! Share the Splatter Platter: https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/sides/splatter-fest-platter-part-1

Experience the rich, smoky flavours of the Unearthed Hāngī Pizza 🍕🔥 Topped with shaved pork belly, creamy kumara, buttery stuffing, pumpkin & kawakawa puree, onion, and spinach! Each ingredient carefully selected to leave you feeling full, satisfied, and completely indulged.

Gather your whānau and revel in a feast like no other👇
https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/unearthed-hangi-pizza

At two years old, Jett was speaking basic words, and his parents, Kim and Rory, had no reason to worry. But by four, Jett had lost his words entirely and was diagnosed with autism after a long and frustrating wait for support.

“He was a little quiet,” says Kim, “but we thought it was nothing to worry about. Then, he started to have intense tantrums, and I think that was because he was struggling to communicate, but doctors told us there was nothing to worry about.”

After a battle to get help, Jett finally received the support he needed, and Satan’s Little Helper stepped in to make things a little easier by gifting him a sensory sheet.

“It’s really tight and clings to his body,” explains Kim. “It also provides pressure, which helps him go to sleep and stay asleep. Since he received it, he’s a lot calmer during the day, and his focus has improved.” 🍕🖤

Read more about Jett's journey here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/what-s-lost-can-be-found

When you’re craving something hot, crispy, and just the right size… our Corn Nuggets have you covered 😏

Good news, veggies 😈 our sinfully delicious plant-powered pizzas are Vegetarian Society-approved, making them not only guilt-free but loaded with fresh, flavour-packed ingredients ✅

Whether you're a committed herbivore or just craving something a little greener, check out how we're saving your veggies from straying morsels of meat 🍕😱

Sorry Vegetarians, we're separating you from everyone else... Hell Pizza - The best damned pizza in this life or the next, with options to cater for any sin.

17-year-old Monty made significant progress through the Active in HELL (AiH) training programme and is now preparing for permanent employment after school.

AiH, supported by IHC New Zealand, is a paid scheme that teaches young adults with intellectual disabilities essential skills for working in a commercial kitchen and being part of a team.

“I was nervous before my first shift,” Monty says. “But everyone was so nice, and I quickly became more confident.”

Monty focused on improving his independence, which IHC coordinator Ashleigh noted: “By day five, he was working independently, oiling pans and making boxes.”

Monty’s growth has led him to another placement at a retirement home kitchen! 🖤

Read Monty’s full story here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/active-in-hell-ingredients-growth

If you won the NEW Unearthed Hāngī Pizza, who would you share it with and when? Whether it’s a game night, catching up with friends, or just because it’s Friday 🔥

Tell us what your next pizza night looks like 👇 and you'll be in to win a free pizza (we've got 10 to give away).

https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/unearthed-hangi-pizza

*Winners chosen 4th October. T&Cs apply. Prize delivered as a digital voucher for a Double Pizza. One code/order. Hangi Master

In an enchanted forest, where dark secrets lurk, a little deer once roamed... but this isn’t the story you remember. This tale ends with ½ kilo of tender venison ribs, marinated in a special rosemary and thyme blend and slow-cooked to perfection, then slathered with a rich plum and 5-spice sauce.

"Oh Deer" Venison Ribs are available for a limited time only 🦌😈 https://order.hellpizza.nz/menu/pizza/venison-ribs

Sixteen-year-old Ethan, who is neurodivergent, undertook his Active in HELL (AiH) training at HELL Cuba Street in Wellington. His dream is to run his own business – and, to do that, it helps to understand how successful businesses are run, which is one reason why AiH has been so useful for him.

AiH is a paid training scheme run through HELL Pizza stores nationwide, with support from IHC New Zealand. It teaches young adults with intellectual disabilities the practical skills required to thrive in a commercial kitchen and the responsibility of having a job and working as part of a team.

In terms of practical skills, Ethan says: “It was good to learn how to do things like chop tomatoes and understand how to use knives and other equipment safely.”

Pride Lands mentor Nicholas Penman also supported Ethan through his training. He says his mentee’s communication improved considerably during the six-week programme: “This was a big step in his journey towards adulthood, and I know that Ethan is super grateful for the opportunity.”

HELL Cuba Street manager Dan Patel has welcomed three AiH graduates to the store and says he and his staff have taken a lot of value from each experience 🍕🖤

Read Ethan’s full story here:
https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/active-in-hell-small-steps-big-goals

What ridiculous (or some might say genius) lies did your parents tell you that you 100% believed until adulthood? 😅🙄

Tell us your favourite fibs 👇 and you'll have a chance to win a Double Pizza (we've got 10 to give away!). We can't turn back the clock on this deceit, but free pizza might help ease the pain...

*Ends 5 Sep. Winners chosen 6 Sep 24. T&Cs apply. Prize delivered as a digital voucher.

2-year-old Temiti spent the first six months of his life in hospital with multiple congenital health conditions. Temiti requires breathing and feeding support, has vision and hearing issues, severe hypotonia (decreased muscle tone) and is currently non-mobile.

“The government doesn’t seem to care about the parents of disabled children,” she says. “Finding support has been really difficult".

Temiti loves anything related to lights and movement, so Satan’s Little Helper hooked him up with an Ocean Projector that displays moving lights and images for him to follow with his eyes and hands.

“It’s great for him to have something to get his attention that’s not a screen. He can also follow the projections with his hands, which has helped his coordination" 🍕🖤

Read Temiti's full story here:

https://www.satanslittlehelper.nz/post/overdue-support

Midweek munchies? 😈 Satisfy the craving with FREE Onion Rings every Wednesday when you spend over $25 🛸👽

*Min spend excludes delivery fee. One code per order. T&Cs apply.