Fresh Fridge

Temu temu f**ken scamu

What’s the only part of a vegetable that you can’t eat?

The wheelchair

Bring back 2012 Omegle

If by breath play you mean nangs then yeah ig you could say I’m into breath play

What happened to the wood car?

It woodent go

cum fart

Sit on my face, s**t in my mouf.

Or whatever Cardi B said

F**k going to sleep im four days deep ON THE MEFF

Dayummmm girl are you black pepper cos you looking hella cracked

10/10 convinced all cats are on the spectrum

Merry belated 4/20 fu*****ds x

Do vegans believe in fly spray?

Disrespecting my cat

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

would not recommend. i’ll f**k you up

“The person you have called is unavailable right now” because they’re too busy NOT LISTENING TO YOUR S**T

Skipper deserves a high five and a sesh imo

Woman aren’t allowed

Thank you Covid-19 for bringing us the UK DJ’s

If anyone’s wanting some new ink I know a guy, he does the best line work at really competitive prices. Hit the dm for his @

$100 reward if you know the person who defaced one of our bathroom stalls this afternoon. This is a federal crime and is plain disgusting.

You know what’s great about being a dude?

Urinals

No Spotify? You’ve got 2 options:

> call studylink
> call 105

And put it on speaker

Dangerous day to be a box wine

Sometimes I look at pictures of Jesus and touch my ni***es

Bath salts? Oh you mean home brand m**a