Paddy O'Sullivan's Irish Pub Napier

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman were driving through the desert. All of a sudden the car breaks down. So they each decided to go for help, and take something from the car to help them.
The Englishman says "I'm gonna take a seat, so if I get tired I can sit down."
The Scotsman says "I'm gonna take the radiator because there's water in it if I need a drink."
They both look at the Irishman who was ripping the door off, they then ask "Why are you taking the door?"
And the Irishman replied "Because if it gets too hot I can wind the window down!

Paddy and Murphy were working on a building-site when a large, slate tile, slid off the roof and hit Murphy on the side of his head,slicing off his ear. Murphy screamed out,”My ear, my ear. Paddy I’ve lost my ear.”
After much shouting, screaming and frantic searching Paddy cries out, “Murphy,I’ve found it. Holding up a bloody ear. Paddy says, “Murphy, is this your ear?”
To which a puzzled Murphy replies, “No Paddy, mine had a pencil behind it “

At midday today at

THE . . . barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty; fancy another one?” lookin’ puzzled, Paddy says, “Why would I be needing two empty fecken glasses” credit. NOBM

Football Fix Weekend: Who thought with The Thirsty Whale Restaurant and Bar Napier City Rovers NZ National League side playing away to Birkenhead United Association Football Club in Auckland that you could still see these two side battle it out at Park Island this weekend??? The pace might be a bit slower but the quality will still be there. This Saturday Paddy O'Sullivan's Irish Pub Napier NCR Masters team take on a Birkenhead United Masters team on Bluewater Stadium at 1pm.
Afterwards you can enjoy a beer with the teams and cheer on the younger men playing up in Auckland, which kicks off at 2:30pm and we will be live-streaming the game in the clubrooms. What a double header we have for you, make sure you head down to Park Island for all the footy entertainment you need!

WHY . . . are all the Dubliners running outside at daybreak holding empty glasses in the air ?
The morning's weather forecast said there’d be a wee nip in the air.

Big Game today you can catch the FREE BUS straight after the game outside the gates back to in

If you have a ticket for this Saturday’ Hawkes Bay Magpies game in the McLean Park Birdcage then visit our place BEFORE 11pm show your bracelet for Frēe Entry Ahuriri MSFT Productions. McLean Park

Big Game this Saturday and we will have the Free bus ride straight after the game from back to Paddys at

Two Irish groundsmen were asked to measure the height of a set of goalposts at Aviva Stadium in Dublin. Mike who assumed the position of working foreman, told Pat to take the end of the tape and climb to the top of the posts while he remained on the ground. Pat in a flash of clear thinking stated that it would easier to measure the posts if they were laid flat on the ground. Mike at once turned on his mate and shouted: “Idiot, it’s the height they want - not the bloody length.” Credit NOBM

Heading to the game on
Friday night? Leave you car at home as Paddy will have a bus out at Main Gate after full time to help you enjoy and celebrate the Pies success back at his Irish Pub in MSFT PRODUCTIONSs Hawkes Bay Magpies

Who’s heading to tomorrow night? to catch the big game then catch the FREE BUS straight after the game back to our place in