Apki Dukan

Even chai has "Patii" but you don't.🙂

Mujhe mere flirting skills wapis chaiye...😭

Playing Ludo with her :

Me : Abhi hara k dikhata hun tumhen

Wo Haarny k bad : Dikhao🐥

Baby is a word.

Mera bacha is an emotion,

Mery liye yeh 2no imagination..🙂

Bhai aik plate " I love you" Laga do
"as a friend" mat daalna 🙂

Mn math's ka student ar wo bio ki

Mujhy angle ka pata hy ar usy process ka🐥

The 'L' in my luck replaced by 'F'🙂

ay, bi, si, di, eh, ef,
ji, eych, aye, lab, yo, vil, yu, meri, mE🙂💔

My weakness...🥺

Mn mar jaunga tmhry bghair🥺

Ksi aur pr🙂

Aaj phir uski yad agyi jb paan wale ne pucha kitna chuna lagaun.🙄

Syed guy try to flirt with Syed girl:-)

"Ap Syeda ho MashAllah mn b Syed hun"

"Jaan Lylo Meri"
Aur
Jaan.... Lylo Meri
2no mn bht farQ hy🤝

Achi khasi load-shedding ho rhi hoti hy beech mn adha Ghnta Light dy Kr dimagh khraab Kr dety hn.

Alhamdolilah, Started working as a senior generator operator at my house.
Thank you WAPDA for this wonderful career opportunity.

Ghumany ly jany wali cheezon mn
Eid ka janwar aaj bhi 2sry nmbr pr hy

From "Uncle Chocolate Dena"
To "Chocolate Wala Dena"
We all grew up.

Can we be 2 9 1 7 in Urdu please

Mumkin hy tum jiski wjha sy ci******es p rhy ho
Wo kisi aur ki wjha sy Achaar kha rhi ho

Maths teacher always used to say “Ye bhi katega wo bhi katega” but we didn't listen.

Barish ho rahi hy
bohot acha moqa hai, doob maro!

In a relationship with whoever read this
I Love You Baby😘

Wo mujh sy naraz hy
Q k mn us Sy naraz thaw
Ab mn usy mnaun gaw
Q k mn us sy naraz thaw
Ajeeb..😕

With fake nails
Fake eyebrows
Fake eyelashes
Fake haircolor
Women want real men🙄

A for Apple 🍎
B for Ball 🏀
C for "Jo tumhari Ex ny tumhen Bnaya Hy"🥺

Shukr Hy Relationship Petrol Pr Nahi Chalta🙄

Naw Parh k Jao tow paper bura hota hy
Parh k Jao hota tb bhi bura hi hy

Ya ilaahi ye maajra Kiya Hy😒