Henri H Henry

Few movie franchises are deemed 'classics', less still comedy franchises. But one franchise sticks out, its head and shoulders rising out of the swamp and into the orbit of great films.
That franchise is the series of movies released under the umbrella of Police Academy.

This is the perfect gift for that Police Academy fan in your life. Just ask Ted here. He loves the franchise so much that he is literally quoting from it the entire time he is awake. Ted, is such great fun to be around.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brief-History-Police-Academy-Franchise-ebook/dp/B08P1PKRQG/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=a+brief+history+of+the+police+academy+franchise&qid=1606472308&sr=8-1

Next week will see the release of my fifth book in the 'Brief History' collection ( A Brief History Of The Police Academy Movie Franchise), so here is one last reminder of my last book 'A Brief History of Furniture' in which I take a shockingly brief look at furniture and its history (hence the title of the book).

This is Joanne who bought the book a week ago and wanted to reach out and tell me how much she enjoyed it. To be honest, I was a bit upset about this photo as you can clearly see that she is laughing and my books are no laughing matter - they are very serious!!

So go on Amazon and type into its rather impressive search facilities, 'A Brief History Of Furniture' and let the education commence.
All the best,
Love,
Henri.

This is the right hand of Betty holding my new book. I had planned on taking a photo of Betty actually reading my new book, but she was asking too much in the way of payment. I believe I am a fair man, but Betty, if you're reading this, I'm afraid you asked too much when you wanted to text your son to let him know that you would be late to pick him up from the hospital. I understand your frustration and I am sorry for your son's shattered spine but if I let you use my phone to text I have to let everyone. Do you know how many people there are in the world Betty? At least 6 billion, and my phone battery will NOT last that long.

Anyway, here is my new book, A Brief History of Furniture in which I, briefly, take a look at the history of furniture, hence the title. Since man first stood on two legs he has been searching for a place to sit. In this book, I explain how he found it.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brief-History-Furniture-Henri-Henry-ebook/dp/B08LCGVQ6D/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=a+brief+history+of+furniture&qid=1603367863&sr=8-2

This is Kevin and Kath in a 100% completely genuine photo they sent me last week. As you can see, they are reading two of my books and I'm sure you'll agree they look like they're having a great time!

You could also look as happy as Kev and Kath by ordering yourself a copy of my book by following the link below which I skillfully copy and pasted myself with no help from my wife!

https://www.amazon.com/PAUL-DANCE/e/B08F7DVK37/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

The fourth book in my series, A Brief History of furniture will be released next week and the publishing world is very excited by that.

Book 3 of 12 is now out to download on Amazon. A Brief History of Books takes a brief look at books in a very concise manner. A hard copy will be released soon, but I am currently in talks with Jeff Bezo's about some faulty string I bought from him recently. Until this issue is resolved, he's refusing to publish any hard copies of my books.
Anyway, this is Steven, and he's just finished reading the only hardcopy of A Brief History of Walls, and he really enjoyed it. Look at his face - tell me that isn't joy!

Follow the link, fill your heart with joy https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08J85QD3R/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i2

I warned you I was going to release a book every month for the next twelve months!
Behold book 2 in the 'brief history' series. The History of Walls. Where do they come from? What do they want?
And why, if they're so popular, did Berlin pull their's down?!

A Brief History of Walls A Brief History of Walls

Hello everybody, I trust you are all well. It only takes a minute to fall in love, but three minutes to boil an egg - the world's mental!
But I'm not here to tell you about love or boiling, I'm here because Beryl, pictured below, wants the world to know how much she loves my book, A Brief History of Pandemics. As you can see in this genuine and undoctored photo, Beryl is laughing so much as she reads my book.
You can look as happy as Beryl too by following the link. Thank you, I'm going to go now and fall in love three times while I wait for my egg to boil.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brief-History-Pandemics-Henri-Henry/dp/B08DSVJVV5/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=a+brief+history+of+pandemics&qid=1597134767&sr=8-2

Henri H Henry updated their website address.

Hello and thanks for joining me on this lovely/awful (whichever is applicable in your region) day/afternoon/evening. I am very excited to announce that my incredibly intellectual book, A Brief History of Pandemics is now available in a hard copy via that pleasant Bezo's fellow at Amazon. Bezo's has kindly offered me the chance to share with you the inner workings of my vast brain at a reasonable but competitive price. I would be thrilled and honoured if you would purchase this wonderful (and refreshingly brief) book. This is the first of a series of 12 books that I shall release over the next 12 months. If you don't want to buy it but you're a big fan of leaving 5-star reviews for artists then please feel free to follow the link and scratch that kind review itch.

A Brief History of Pandemics A Brief History of Pandemics

Hello lovely people and those that aren’t so nice.
This is the first book in a series of 12 that will be released, one per month for the next 12 months (or one year, whichever is soonest). I take a brief look at historical subjects and pass on my exhaustive knowledge.

This is very exciting for me - so nobody ruin this moment!

If the knowledge aspect of this offer doesn’t appeal to you, then it’s quite a short book and only costs 99p to download it.

If you are unable to download it, a hard copy will be available soon once I’ve had a chat with Jeff Bezos.

Thank you.

A Brief History of Pandemics (A Brief History of... Book 1) A Brief History of Pandemics (A Brief History of... Book 1) eBook: DANCE, PAUL: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

A very exciting episode of Henri (that’s me) Investigates.

Submerge yourself with a deep look into the world of sharks. 🐳

https://anchor.fm/henrihenry/episodes/Henri-H-Henry-Investigates-Episode-6-Sharks-eg1963

Henri H Henry Investigates Episode 6: Sharks by Henri Investigates • A podcast on Anchor Submerge yourself in this wonderful and deep delve into the world of sharks. Henri’s investigation discovered some alarming details about sharks such as the humpback and s***m.

All 5 of my incredibly intellectual podcasts are available on Spotify. Listen in awe and wonder as I shed new light on subjects such as farms, jigsaws and fame.

Henri Investigates Listen to Henri Investigates on Spotify. Henri Investigates is a deep and thorough delve into the topics we’ve all heard but know little about. Henri H. Henry Investigates topics such as colours, music, animals and jigsaws. WARNING: The information in these podcasts are likely to blow your mind. @...

A truly shocking and horrific investigation into Farms. Why DO we have them? What are they FOR?

Henri Investigates • A podcast on Anchor Henri Investigates is a deep and thorough delve into the topics we’ve all heard but know little about. Henri H. Henry Investigates topics such as colours, music, animals and jigsaws. WARNING: The information in these podcasts are likely to blow your mind. for all you Twitter fans