Dj lollipop

KOKO DEBEST211 Best Musician Of All 🎵💤

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Been Keeping Quiet 🤫

Hello 👋

THINGS THAT DEFINE AFRICANS😂
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦

2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌😴

3. Keeping brooms behind the door😂

4. When you get rich, people say you did rituals.🐍😁

5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔

6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨

7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔

8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛

9. No natural death in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭

10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜

11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵

12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬

13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇

14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳

15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)🥱🎤

16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.😂

17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁

18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.🤥

19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 😒💔

20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.🤓😍

*I'm a proud African joor✊*
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All south Sudanese practice segregation:
Nuer is better than Dinka , Ati my P***y is more clean than yours, Riak Machar is better than who sijui , 😂 My dick is Older than yours😂. That is why no peace at all🙏

Happy Sabbath to everyone 😊

Hold On 🔴

P***Y IS DIFFERENT

I heard some ladies saying p***y is p***y. No. P***y is different. Now listen

WE HAVE 3 TYPES OF P***Y

1. Tap P***y
2. Borehole
3. River P***y

1. TAP P***Y: > Is very tight and can only be found in chubby girls

2. BOREHOLE P***Y: > Is a community p***y, is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit... that can only be found in slim girls

3. RIVER P***Y: > Is the deepest and the widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall girls.... and you easily get drown.

6 COLORS OF P***Y

1. Pink
2. Yellow
3. Brown
4. Red
5. Orange
6. Black

TYPE OF P***Y FLAVOR

1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry flavor
3. Onions

SOUNDS OF P***Y

1. Pa pa pa pa pa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap

CONDITIONS OF P***Y

1. Wet p***y
2. Dry p***y
3. Slippery p***y

P***Y TASTE

1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggie noodle

LOOKS OF P***Y

1. Some have babyface
2. Some have angry face
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like forbidden city

TYPE OF P***Y SMELL

1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm smell
4. W**d

Thank you 😅

8 QUICK WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH UR LOVER BEFORE VALENTINE 😂😂

1. 2missed call? You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me
It's over😂😂

2.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you're busy breathing
It's over😂😂

3.I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream,you don't care about me😒
It's over😂😂

4.I called you and you picked up immediately.you lack patience😏
It's over😂😂

5.i gave you two to boil one and fry the remaining.you fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.you're not obedient
It's over😂😂

6.i called you DARLING and you called me HONEY indirectly, You're calling my mother a BEE no respect for in-law
It's over😂😂

7.You are sweeping my house with a broom when you know am a SPLM member🙄
It's over😂😂

8.You just stepped on my shadow, do you want to kill me?😭
It's over😂😂

I come in peace☺☺

BEIN' ✌CALLED NYAMAL👩‍🎤 IS A BLESSIN'❤

Any Tips🙏 For New✌ Relationship ❤

The Way She's Showin Herself 👩‍🎤, I can't Comment If She Is The One 👩‍🎤

Happy Sunday 🙏

Finally 😋 Get The Video📹
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If I haven't Text 👊 You Since 01012023, Don't Take It Seriously We're Still Friends ❤

2023 👏🙏

We Gonna ✌ Enjoy 😉 It Tonight 🌙

Well Ended ❤✌👊

It's Time Now

Let Us Link Up In
27TH DEC ,8TH Anniversary

Postin Your New Hubby 💚 While Taggin Your Old One 💔 Is Another Way Showin That You're Failure 😅

Blessin' 🙏To All My Homies ❤
We Gonna 👊 Be Billionaire 💰 Together 🤝

It's My Day Fav💚
On 22

Waitin' For Ma Blessin' 🙌

22/12/99
Is My Day Fav 💚

It's Sunday
Thanks God For Today 🙏

Name : KUERAN
Surname: LUA
Nickname: LOLLIPOP
Birthday:22/12/99
Children: 0
Tattoos: 3
Relationship Status : Single
Music Or Movies: Music
Longest Relationship : 3 Days
Involved in an accident :No
Bank Balance: $2000
Got In A Street Fight : Yes
Donated Blood : No
Favourite Drink : Tusker
Broke Someone's Heart : Yes
Got Arrested : Yes