Howard Hamlin-Core

SKYDIVING SCHEDULED BABY LET'S FU***NG GOOOOO

RICK ASTLEY DROPPED A NEW SONG TWO WEEKS AGO AND DAMN IT'S A GROOVE.

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Celbrating the movie of the decade coming out this month by singing Barbie Girl at karaoke. The host agreed to do the Ken parts because 5 people told me no.

Don't forget about the importance of tomorrow. When Joey Chestnut tries to beat his record and eat 77 hot dogs!

PSA: IF YOU'RE GOING TO MACDONDAL GET ME SPRIB NOICE

PICKLE PIZZA TIME

Drugs are cool. But you know what's even more cooler? Sh*tposting.

Wario-core 2: Six Golden Coins don't you want to get off with me? And also now I am thinking about switching to a Dennis Reynolds-core page. Gotta pivot!

Getting ready for the rematch with Wario-core 2: Six Golden Coins

As many of you know I provide legal representation for Wario-core 2: Six Golden Coins. I just beat him by a single coin in Super Mario Party and now we need two more core admins to join in for the rematch.

Had to use this template from Punchline core under fair use laws.

Saul Goodman-core come to the guest house.

I made this for my friend who is moving in around the corner. It's fu**in fren time.

I might be a few days late on this but still gotta get in on it.

Michael Myers-core

SQUIDWARD BREAD SQUIDWARD BREAD

Updates since I used to post regularly
1: I have a ponytail now
2: yeah thats it. Namaste.

Just a stones throw from Roswell!

Do you ever think about that kind of stuff? Bacause that would he funny I think.

Back in courts to defend Wario-core 2: Six Golden Coins from du***ss bigot bi***es. There's a piece of them missing.

I love karaoke. Tonight i sang Beyond The Sea. An old man walked past me while I was singing and gave me twenty bucks. When I finished singing I offered him a drink and he declined saying that money was mine. He had been there for an hour and I was the only one he enjoyed hearing sing. That is the nicest thing I heard in a while.

Jimmy, can't you see that you're proving my point?

Fam submission

Far out

My apartment has some wires on the floor that prevent the bedroom door from fully closing. The dog opened it up to come hang out with me when I got home. My girlfriend insists she saw a hand open the door. So I really hope the woman who passed away in our living room before we got the place isnt just creeping. But if she is here and can hear me I have one question: Can I get that Yaris in the garage? I gotta go pick up a screen door at Lowe's this week and I can't take that on the bus.

I'm still around. My phone broke after my last post and I forgot my Facebook password. Tried to get on it on my laptop and couldn't remember which password it was. Tried a random one when I got the new phone and I was immediately right.

Breaking Bad | Better Call Saul
Category: Art Parallels
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I hope this is enough time for you to have seen the end of The Mandalorian.

This is why my marriage stopped working.

We've been getting a little tired of the same old boring drinks being stocked in our meeting rooms. Now during your consultations you can enjoy a nice refreshing can of Finch Tuna Juice or Pickled Sphincter. And remember the slogan: "It tastes the way it does."

This is a PSA to anyone living in Albuquerque or Mandalore: if you know this man, Giancarlo Esposito will show up and ruin your life.

Fun fact: Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair.

Who up thumpin they tub rn?

Rey's back. It's a great day to be a nerd capable of processing emotions that isn't afraid of women.

Crying and pi***ng and sh****ng and cu***ng at the guest stars in The Mandalorian this week.

Listened to the first 10 chapters of the audiobook for The Disaster Artist. Greg and Tommy are on the outs at this point and I'm tired so I gotta go to sleep a little bit sad. I know they're friends again but damn this is pretty heart wrenching. I knew Tommy was a crazy dude and not a good person for a while but damn dude.

Just found out Temura Morrison makes music and I'm just imagining the whole band as clones.

I've been trying out the AI DJ on Spotify. Today he said "Here's some tracks that were topping the charts eleven hundred years ago" and then started playing Gregorian chants. After that he said "April Fool's, Howard(but my actual name)" and I never expected to get got on April Fool's Day by a fu**ing AI.

Hi everyone, Wario-Core's lawyer here. Contrary to rumormongering in the Core-munity he was not Zucced but due to his selfless acts of dunking on fascists he deleted his page for the safety of himself and his family. I was given the honor of a friend request on my main page and if ever he has a message to you all I will relay it. He did not ask me to relay the following but I feel as though he would feel the sentiment by American folk singer Patrick Schneewies who once sang the words "Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist. Keep on loving. Keep on fighting. And hold on. And hold on. Hold on for your life."

RIP Wario-Core. Gone but not forgotten.

Got game of pool in against the security guy at the bar around the corner. I took a shot on the 8 when he still had 3 and fu**ed it up. Dude ran all 4 balls. If I hadn't kicked it I would have bet him to let me do coke in the bathroom without getting thrown out. Also I'm almost 3 months off the s**t. So at least I still have some pride.