Joe Theismann's Restaurant
Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.
Serving patrons since 1975, Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar is unique in character. 🌟 We meld the diverse venues of fine dining, neighborhood gatherings, and energetic sports viewing. Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann's Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featur
08/26/2024
Veggie lovers, meet your new favorite: Vegetarian Chorizo Pizza. 🍕
Made with Impossible chorizo, topped with pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, and garlic butter, it's a must-try. Come by and savor every slice.
08/23/2024
Craving some finger-lickin' goodness? Our baby back ribs are here to satisfy. 🍖🔥
Our baby back ribs are spice-rubbed, slow-cooked, and char-grilled to perfection. Topped with Old No. 7 BBQ sauce and served with fries, they're a true BBQ classic. Choose from a half rack or go big with a full rack.
Book your table here: https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
08/20/2024
The perfect duo: Our New England Clam Chowder + Greens & Feta Salad. 🤤 🥗
08/13/2024
Alexandria Restaurant Week is almost here! 🎉 From August 16 – 25, 2024, indulge in a variety of our entrées, appetizers, and desserts from our special menu. Some delicious options include our Crispy Calamari, BBQ Mixed Grill, and Truffles.
Book now and treat yourself to a one-of-a-kind dining experience.
https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
08/08/2024
Crispy, golden, and absolutely delicious. 🤩 Get a taste of our delicious Fish & Chips: beer-battered cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, and tartar sauce. Perfect for satisfying your seafood cravings.
08/06/2024
Grab a seat at Theismann's and cheer on your favorite DMV locals during the Summer Olympics! 🏅📣 Enjoy our delicious menu and vibrant atmosphere while supporting our hometown heroes.
We're ready to make every game a celebration.
Book your table now: https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
07/29/2024
Sizzle into summer with our BBQ Grilled Chicken Sandwich. 🍔
Bring your friends and grab a beer, because our friendly staff is ready to serve you today.
07/26/2024
The Summer Olympics have officially begun, and we're celebrating! 🌟 From July 26 to August 11, enjoy a complimentary draft beer with any food purchase, exclusively at our bar. 🍻
Join us for great food, refreshing drinks, and all the Olympic action.
07/24/2024
Happy National Tequila Day! 🎉
Celebrate by enjoying our delicious "Pink Cadillac Margarita" made with , fresh lime juice, and a flavorful mixed berry syrup. Cheers! 🍹🌸
07/20/2024
Pour us up some draft beer. 🍻
Swing by Theismann's to enjoy the freshest beer on tap, and don't forget our draft beer is only $5 during Happy Hour from 3 - 7 pm.
Our friendly staff is ready to pour you a pint of liquid gold. See you soon!
07/18/2024
Craving a fresh slice? 🍕
Our Mediterranean pizza is calling your name. Enjoy a delicious combination of crumbled feta, roasted peppers, black olives, fresh oregano, on a crispy crust - the greatest taste of heaven.🌿
07/17/2024
We heard you're ready to spice up your day. 🍗🌶
Our chicken wings will definitely hit the spot! Whether you prefer BBQ, buffalo, or teriyaki, we have something for everyone.
Come on over and book your table now.
https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
07/12/2024
Brunch never looked so good. 🌞 🤩
Join us on Saturday and Sunday from 11 am to 3 pm for a delicious spread that includes amazing classics like Joe's Breakfast: two eggs cooked to your liking, your choice of bacon or sausage patty, crispy smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, and marble rye toast.
Book your table now: https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
07/08/2024
Just one drink... or two... or three....🍸
Join us for Happy Hour from 3 pm to 7 pm. Sip on our enticing drink specials: $8 specialty cocktails, $5 well drinks, $5 house wines, and $5 draft beers.
Our bar and lounge area is the perfect spot to relax and enjoy great drinks.
07/03/2024
Beat the heat with our refreshing salads. ☀️
Two of our favorites include:
🥗 Ceasar Salad
🥗 Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Whether you're looking for a light lunch or a healthy side dish, our salads hit the spot every time.
06/29/2024
Looking for the perfect spot to host your special event? Look no further than Theismann’s. 🏈
Since 1975, we’ve been pleasing patrons with our unique blend of fine dining, friendly neighborhood vibes, and energetic sports viewing.
Our comfortable and lively atmosphere, coupled with our diverse menu prepared from scratch with fresh ingredients, ensures a memorable experience for all your guests. Whether it’s a rehearsal dinner, office party, or retirement celebration, our professional events team is here to help you plan and execute a stellar event from start to finish.
If you're ready to host yours, email Emily Klassen at [email protected].
It's Martini O'Clock somewhere.🍸
We’re toasting to our favorites for National Martini Day, and that includes our Lemon Basil Martini. 🌿
Crafted to perfection, it features New Amsterdam vodka, a splash of basil syrup, a hint of Lustau dry vermouth, and a burst of fresh lemon juice.
And if you make it in time for Happy Hour from 3 - 7 pm you can grab this specialty for just $8.
06/19/2024
Crispy, crunchy, and completely irresistible. 🤩
Our House Made Onion Rings are made fresh with a perfect panko bread crumb coating, and each bite delivers that satisfying crunch you crave.
And the best part? They come paired with our signature blackened ranch dressing for that extra kick of flavor.
06/17/2024
Round up your crew and head over to Theismann's for the perfect get-together! 🎉
With ample space and a vibrant atmosphere, we're the ideal spot to chill with friends. Enjoy great conversations, delicious food, and refreshing drinks while soaking in the good vibes.
Book your table now: https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
Wing Wednesdays never looked so good! Get your wing fix this Wednesday at Theismann's.🍗
Available in sets of 6 or 12, served with your choice of classic blue cheese or tangy ranch dressing.
Order now for pick up or to-go options: https://order.toasttab.com/online/theismanns-restaurant
Well... what are you waiting for? It’s the first day of the NBA finals, and we have a spot waiting for you. 👀
Book your table now using the link in our bio.
06/04/2024
Did someone say cheese? Celebrate National Cheese Day with our Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread. 🧀 🤤
Packed with gooey mozzarella, rich garlic butter, and served with a side of San Marzano marinara. It’s a cheese lover’s dream.
05/30/2024
Our New England Clam Chowder is a must-try. 🌟
Made with fresh shucked clams, crispy bacon, sweet corn, tender potatoes, and a medley of aromatic veggies, all swimming in a creamy, herb-infused broth. It's the perfect comfort food for any day of the week.
Book your table now: https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
05/26/2024
Sunday blues? Not at Theismann's! 🍹
Wrap up your weekend with our tantalizing cocktails that are sure to lift your spirits.
Whether you're craving a refreshing mojito or a sophisticated martini, we've got you covered. Come on over and toast to the weekend in style! 🥂
05/16/2024
Pour yourself a reason to smile. 🍹
Join us Monday through Friday from 3 PM - 7 PM for $8 specialty cocktails, $5 well drinks, $5 house wines, and $5 draft beers. Only available in our bar and lounge area.
05/14/2024
Since '75, Theismann’s has been your go-to spot for a unique dining experience! 🏈
We're all about top-notch service and quality eats. Our 40 seat bar hosts a regular lunch clientele, vibrant happy hour and lots of sports fans on game days.
Book your table now: https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
05/05/2024
Mother's Day is just around the corner, so why not join us at Theismann's for a special Brunch? 💐
Try Brunch favorites like our Corned Beef Hash or our Buttermilk Malted Waffle and make her day one to remember.
Reserve your table now using the link below and create cherished memories together. 🥂
https://www.theismanns.com/reservations
05/02/2024
Life's too short to miss out on our burgers. May is National Burger Month,
and you can celebrate with us all month long! 🍔
Sink your teeth into our mouthwatering burgers crafted just the way you like them.
Try a classic like our Joe’s All-American Burger featuring house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, American cheese, shredded iceberg, Russian dressing, all hugged by a soft onion-brioche bun, and topped with crispy pickles. It's a burger lover's dream come true.
04/24/2024
Get ready to indulge in everyone's favorite midweek treat. It's Wing It Wednesday at Theismann's! Whether you like them saucy, spicy, or savory, we've got the wings to satisfy your cravings.
Join us tonight and wing it your way with our mouthwatering selection of wings. Don't miss out on this finger-lickin' good meal.
04/20/2024
Us 🤝 Our Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread.
This delicious goodness goes perfectly paired with our San Marzano marinara.
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Our Story
A lot of people know Joe Theismann as the Redskins quarterback who helped the team win Super Bowl XVII. People in Alexandria and D.C. know him for something else.
Joe Theismann’s Restaurant has established its own tradition of quality cuisine over the years with dishes ranging from steak and seafood to pizza and burgers.
Everything on our menu is made with fresh ingredients and prepared thoughtfully for every appetite. And our cocktails pair nicely with special celebrations or simple nights on the town.
While our decor is sports themed, it’s our attentive staff that’ll make you feel the most welcome. Swing by for dinner and drinks and discover the delicious side of Joe Theismann’s legacy.
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1800 Diagonal Road
Alexandria, VA
22314
Opening Hours
| Monday | 11am - 11pm |
| Tuesday | 11am - 11pm |
| Wednesday | 11am - 11pm |
| Thursday | 11am - 11pm |
| Friday | 11am - 11pm |
| Saturday | 11am - 11pm |
| Sunday | 11am - 11pm |
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