Boston Hash House Harriers

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The Boston marathon debauchery week kicks off TOMORROW.

We’re following the lead of some of the boldest and best events in the world, and embracing our virtual insanity. For the first time in the history of the world the BH3 Marathon event will become a fully virtual experience!

THAT’S RIGHT

Join in on any of our days of debauchery. No need to fly in early, beg for crash space, or pay $$$$$ for a hotel.
Rego now. (IT’S FREE)
[Full URL: https://forms.gle/xAcntnDhZTPExGFa9]

The Boston Hash House Harriers attempt to break the internet with: A Beer Olympics Variety Show
April 12 - 19, 2021

!!SEVEN DAYS OF MOSTLY VIRTUAL EVENTS!!

Some details are still in flux. Rego for the most up-to-date information or join our whatsapp
[LINK: https://chat.whatsapp.com/CeJkVEtn7Hs90KOdicGzmv ]

Chat with people on events, post pictures, and earn points for your kennel! 3pts for participating in a given night, 1pt for joining the whatsapp, and other points as awarded during each event. The kennel with the most points get a prize.* We'll have one zoom room for all of the events with a zoom requirement. Link to be included in the email.

Monday, 4/12 - Rhode Island H3 Marathon Event. Share a photo of yourself in shiggy. Start: rolling, throw your pic in the marathon whatsapp group!

Tuesday, 4/13 - Pink Taco Trotter movie night. Get in, we're watching Legally Blonde (available on Netflix). Start: 8pm ET.

Wednesday, 4/14 - Ballbuster Distance Challenge - run miles, carry things, earn points! Start: Rolling, Zoom Circle: 7pm ET

Thursday, 4/15 - Boston Moom Trivia! There's an in-person running portion for this too, but keep your eyes peeled. Start: TBD

Friday, 4/16 - The virtual equivalent of a beer mile, a power hour! Start: 9pm ET, theme/video inputs welcome.

Saturday, 4/17 - Main event! More details will be emailed out. A virtual running trail not your thing? DJ Goaty is going to be spinning tunes for a dance party on-after. We'll also have flip-cup going on in the same zoom (breakout rooms). Come rage!

Sunday, 4/18 - Brunch circle 2pm ET! Fill out your accusations now here [LINK: https://forms.gle/Vxqyzak8QVPpzzwf7].

Monday, 4/19 - Park sit, weather dependent.

As always, this is a 21+event.

Running the real Boston marathon in October? Reach out and let us know. Email Blondie: [email protected]

On-virtual insanity-On Blondie & Wiki
*TBD, maybe last year's marathon swag?

Moved Temporarily

BH3 Marathon Breaks the Internet. Find out how.

We’re following the lead of some of the boldest and best events in the world, and embracing our virtual insanity. For the first time in the history of the world the BH3 Marathon event will become a fully virtual experience*!

THAT’S RIGHT
Join in on any of our days of debauchery. No need to fly in early, beg for crash space, or pay $$$$$ for a hotel.

Rego now. (IT’S FREE)
[URL: https://forms.gle/xAcntnDhZTPExGFa9]

The Boston Hash House Harriers attempt to break the internet with: A Beer Olympics Variety Show
April 14 - 19, 2021

FIVE DAYS OF VIRTUAL EVENTS, including distance challenges, virtual dance party, flip cup, thumper, power hours, dead laid trails and more! By sacrificing our livers to the zoom gods we’re hoping to speed up the return to normalcy** [maybe 69 rounds of clip cup until vaccination appointments open up in MA on 4/19???].

Olympics, you say? How?
Join the events and earn glory points for your kennel! The kennel with the most points at the end gets something special (is it last year’s gimmie? Who knows!)

As always, this is a 21+event.
Running the real Boston marathon in October? Reach out and let us know. Email Blondie: [email protected]

*ACTUALLY PLANNED VIRTUALLY THIS TIME
**Questionable

Virtual Insanity Bh3 Marathon REGO Sign up here for emails, updates, zoom links, etc.

Wankers & Bi**os,

Boston H3 invites you to join our virtual MARATHON EVENT.

We promised something fun over 4/18, and we fully intend to deliver. We're keeping the theme - focusing on Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which taught us that staying 6ft apart from each other (or behind a giant wall spouting insults) can lead us to greatness (or bunnies with great big mashing teeth!).

WHAT: Boston H3 Virtual Marathon HOW?: We'll be doing a photo scavenger hunt. It's gonna be awesome.

REGO HERE: https://forms.gle/VFXFAKms8m3nC8Kg7

HASH CASH*: We're asking for a suggested donation of $20. Can't afford that right now? Don't worry, don't pay, and rego anyway. For those that are interested, the breakdown: $3 is going to patches, the rest is being donated to the Boston Area Service Workers Emergency Fund. Blondie will be accepting the donations (Paypal her at www.paypal.me/CarissaRyan).

WHEN: HASH HAPPY HOUR/DANCE PARTY: 4/18, 9pm - 10pm [zoom link will be emailed to those regoed]
CIRCLE: 4/19, 3-6pm [zoom link will be emailed to those regoed]

IF YOU ARE WAITING ON YOUR MARATHON REFUND: We'll send those out after this event.

On-Always look on the bright side of trail & Wash your damn hands-On

Boston H3 Virtual Marathon To participate you will need: - A smartphone with a camera - Access to the internet

It's a beautiful day... for a beer mile!

Join us tonight in Dahney Park. Follow the chalk arrows from Alewife.

Race sign-up: 630pm
Race start: 7pm SHARP!

Haven't gotten tickets yet? We take cash and venmo at the start.

See you soon.

Greetings hashers,

The BAA, city of Boston, and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts have decided to postpone perhaps the precipice of performance, the marathon r*ce, due to COVID-19. We (Marathon Chairs & GMs) believe it would be foolish - but like in a “dangerous to society” way, not a “hashy risks are fun” way - to hold the BH3 Marathon Event over the weekend of April 17th-20th.

The BAA just announced the new marathon date, September 14. Since the marathon is our spiritual scissor sister, we’re postponing our event as well. The new date for the Boston H3’s Flying ‘Marathon’ Circus event is September 12. Still the same event you know and love, with the week full of prelubes, just a brand-new date. Rego for the September event will remain at $99 until August.

We appreciate your understanding in all of this. It is makes you mad, or frustrated, or angry, shot-gun a beer, take a shot of fireball, go for a run, or scream into the existential void, and repeat until it's time for the oral s*x! Or maybe just start with that; it is very perilous!

If you cannot make it to the September event, please contact [email protected] regarding a refund.

Local?
We will do something - more than a normal trial - to celebrate the true patriots left in town. Detrails to come soon - keep an eye on the calendar (www.bostonhash.com/calendar).

Quick note on crash space:
- People who have already been assigned crash space - we will check with our volunteers to make sure the new dates work for them. If they do, you are all set!
- People who are waiting for crash space - you’ll get paired up with someone closer to the event.

If you can’t cancel your flights and STILL NEED CRASH SPACE - email blondie at [email protected] immediately.

On - rage, rage, rage, while we are washing our hands - On
Blondie, Wiki, Chunderellie, Shart

Boston Hash House Harriers ~ A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

We interrupt your scrolling to point you towards a truly excellent event that will make your April 2020 generally more intoxicated.

The Boston Hash House Harriers present
The Flying ‘Marathon’ Circus
April 17 - 20, 2020

Strange women lying in ponds distributing beer is no basis for a major event! Do we care? NO! After all there's nothing wrong with you that an extensive trail can't prolong. Join us for our Marathon main event, where we'll we seek holy grails (of beer), quest for shrubberies (and shots), and be known as the r*nners who say "on-on" all throughout Boston.

And now for something completely different.

Rego pricing:
$69 through February 8th
$99 through March 31st
$109 thereafter
$120 DAY OF

The Money Program Includes:
FOUR DAYS OF EVENTS
Friday: Beer/Silly Walk Mile (and pay as you go bar-crawl)
Saturday: Trail, Beer, Circle, Dinner, Give-Away, Dancing
Sunday: Fatboy trail, beer, circle
Monday: Watch the Marathon at Mile 20 with beer and food provided

C*mming early?
We’ve got huge tracts of… trails. Join us starting Sunday, April 10 when we kick-off this week of shenanigans.
Coming by way of African or European Swallow?
We will do our best to find crash space travel hashers, but space is limited. Please indicate that you'll need it when registering or if you are able to host travel hashers.

Running the real Boston marathon?
Could be worse, you could be running a cajun! You're eligible for a 26% discount on your rego price. Email Blondie for detrails: [email protected]

Serious Stuff: By registering you are agreeing to take responsibility for your own actions during the entire weekend of events. That includes treating our city, members of the hash, and greater community with respect. Any inappropriate behavior can result in forfeiting your rego, being banned from the Boston Hash, or being reported to the authorities.

As always, this is a 21+event.

REGO NOW OR WE WILL SPAM YOU A SECOND TIME.

On-Every Beer is Sacred-On
Blondie & Wiki

On second thought, let's not go to Boston. It's a silly place.

Boston Hash House Harriers ~ A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Was last nights trail the (according to the hares) or (according to pack) read the hash trash and find out!

https://goo.gl/A8knCz

Snow White Snow Black Trash Snow White and Snow Black and the Seven shots trash (yes I'm trash, I know) please excuse punctuation and capitalization errors and r...

Relive your college years - start is the Squealing Pig in Mission Hill. More details at www.bostonhash.com

This is a 21+ event.

Rage Eagle trail today! Start is Lord Hobo in Cambridge- 2:30 HST.

This is a 21+ event.

Frogger Hash today! Start is outdoors at 1825 Mass Ave in Cambridge, but come to Christopher’s for a beer and football! $15, 2:30HST bostonhash.com

Please note this is a 21+ event

Boston Hash House Harriers ~ A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

‪Hashers- There are two trails this weekend! A Halloween Moon Trail Saturday and The Frogger Hash Sunday. Details at www.bostonhash.com ‬

Boston Hash House Harriers ~ A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Boston Hash House Harriers updated their information in their About section.

Trail today, 2:30HST. Start is at the Plough & Stars in Central. More details at bostonhash.com/calendar

Boston Hash House Harriers ~ A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Trail today: Boston Ballbuster #80, start will be marked from the Forrest Hills MBTA station. More details at b3H4.com (hash cash is $3 and the six pack of your choice).

Boston Ballbuster H4 It’s finally starting to feel like fall! You know what that means? PSL—no, no wait. It’s time for a HALLOWEEN BALLBUSTER 🎃

Hello gentle hasher (or future hasher)-

This page is not actively updated, but we still check messages from time to time. If you're interested in hashing in Boston, or are traveling through, drop us a message, we'll tell you how to join the private group that has all the info.

We also have a website which is updated with trail info:
www.bostonhash.com

OnOn
-The Boston Hash

Please note this is a 21+ organization

Hashers!

Sign up for Marathon ON-ON! Cavewomen and Dinosaurs! http://www.bostonhash.com/events/marathon_2017

To ensure you receive a give-away you must register by March 15th, that's TWO DAYS AWAY!

Boston Hash House Harriers ~ A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Hashers today is the Boston Hash's 41st Hashday!

Forty-one years ago, on Feburary 1st, 38 (HY) (1976 CE), Bob Wood (aka Prince Variant) and a group of friends ran the first Boston Hash, and things have generally gone down hill from there!

Cum join former GMs Wikipedophilia and Goes Down on Bouys for a trail that our founders would not be proud of.

Where: Lulu's 421 Cambridge St, Boston
(Closest stop Harvard Ave on the B line)
When: Hares away 630 HST Wednesday Feburary 1st
Who: Wiki and Bouys
Bag car: Udder
How much: $15, inflation sucks
Promises: Scouted trail, shiggy, fences, live wires, turkey/eagle splits. Walkers trail will be amazing.
Lies: See promises.

On - 41 more years - On

-Wiki, Bouys, et all.

Taco trail tonight!! Classy to trashy.

Start is at the W lounge, 630 HST.

Come dressed like the classy lady you are!! Some stops will be cash only, so bring some dollar bills! (/I don't know when the on in's cover starts - so def $10 - this will be a pay-as-you-go bar crawl in 4 parts).

Taco doesn't *need* a sac car tonight, but if a burrito would like to come and guard purses/coats/etc we will not say no!

Sunday is a hashing day!

What: The "I'm a terrible hasher" or Ooopsie its Dad's Bday" Hash
Hares: Luva Lamp and C***s and Chips
Bag car: needed!!!
Time: 2:30 HST Sunday Dec 11
Where: Tavern in the square, Central. (Closest t is Central)

There will be a trail. It will be scouted on Wednesday. Wine and beer is likely. It will probably be short-ish with an indoor on-in.

Trail today!

What: Winds of Winter trail!
Where: Lamplighter's Brewing Company,
284 Broadway, Cambridge,
(Closest T-Stop either Central or Kendel)
When: 2:30 HST
How much: $15
Who: Wikipedophilia + t**t my mom
Bag car: Easy as 123

Promises: New trail, old trail, fun trail, boring trail, scouted trail.
Lies: Promises, also "winter themed" drinks, air-temperature (or colder) beer.

On - Winter is coming - On
-Wikipedophilia

PS: It's my birthday, so there might be birthday-cake vodka,

PPS: There might even be a TRUE NORTHERN DRINK on trail!!!

It's that time of year again!

What: It's time again for the most arduous and tricksome trail of the year- The 6th A**l Ballbuster Turducken Trail! As you all know, this trail will be long. Really long, full of terrible marks, void of all booze and merriment; Southern Baptist wedding's ain't got s**t on this thing. However, we will be feeding you that most delicious and unholy of fowl, turducken!

When: Saturday December 3rd, 2016

Where: Sligo Pub, Davis Square; 237 Elm St, Somerville, MA 02144

Hares: +2 Coonass, and Marbleous As***le

Bring: ID, money for use at pubs (all locations but Sligo will accept cards, but cash is always easiest), a lack of dignity and restraint, probably some kind of bear mace.

Hashers-

There are three trails this weekend:

Saturday has two trails, on in the city, one without:

Details:
Beaver Bash/Hash, December 3rd
Start Time: Noon
Where: Murphy Field, Chelmsford MA. ~100 Mill Rd. 42.577295, -71.330435.
Hare: Bleeps
Trail: Calvary vs. Infantry. Iron Horses vs. Iron Hashers. I'm gonna lay a Beaver Bash, but it occurs to me that I'm fat and slow, even on a bike.
Promises: Beaver, a ride that won't kill anyone*, beer check(s), nifty trail with interesting features and fun turkey/eagle splits, some new checks you probably haven't seen.
Hash Cash: $1

AANNNNNNNDDDDDD There's a Ball-Buster trail in Davis Square Saturday as well:

What: It's time again for the most arduous and tricksome trail of the year- The 6th A**l Ballbuster Turducken Trail! As you all know, this trail will be long. Really long, full of terrible marks, void of all booze and merriment; Southern Baptist wedding's ain't got s**t on this thing. However, we will be feeding you that most delicious and unholy of fowl, turducken!

When: Saturday December 3rd, 2016

Where: Sligo Pub, Davis Square;237 Elm St, Somerville, MA 02144

Hash Cash: $3, and BYOC for beers-on-trail.

Then, on Sunday the Boston Hash (that's us!) is hashing in Cambridge, starting at the new(ish) brewery Lamplighter. It's a Wiki trail (his birthday) and is themed "Winter is Coming.

Details:

What: Winds of Winter trail!
Where: Lamplighter's Brewing Company,
284 Broadway, Cambridge,
(Closest T-Stop either Central or Kendel)
When: Sunday, December 4th, 2:30 HST
How much: $15

On - hash all weekend - On
-Wiki

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #69 Heeeeyooo!
When: Saturday, November 26th at 10.30AM
Where: Paul Revere Park, the dog park north of TD garden.
Hare: Swedish Eagle
Bag car: Yes Please
Hash Cash:
Bring your left over turkey flavored beer and stuffing nips!
Hash cash for this trail is $5 as some special treats will be found on trail.
Promises:
The 69th trail! I REPEAT: THE 69TH TRAIL!
Does anything else even need to be said?
Well just come out and run off all that extra stuffing you acquired on thanksgiving during some uphill, downhill and sidehill running through any urban shiggy that the hare can find.

Like a virgin, haring for the very first time!
Get your cone bras ready and dust off those fingerless lace gloves, it's time for us all to embrace our inner Material Girl. Whether you're Desperately Seeking Susan, All the Way May, or not crying for Argentina, this woman has lived enough lives for us all.

COSTUMES STRONGLY ENCOURAGED. Special points (or favors) for creativity!
.. or maybe just reuse your Sadie costume, hashtag no judgements...

WHO: Or**sm Famine and Just Brett
WHAT: *Like* A Virgin: Madonna Hash
WHERE: Flat Top Johnny's
WHEN: Sunday, November 20 2:30 HST
WHY: Because.
HOW much: $15
Bag car: Udder W***e

Promises/Lies: Voguing, (consensual) crotch grabbing, yoga pants, kabbalah, bleached hair, prayers or something like them, experienced haring, hair of the dog that sadie-ed you

The Boston Pink Taco Trotters presents:

Sadie Hawkins IV: Pretty in Pink Tacos

Cum join our brat pack as we relive the glory days of what we can only assume high school was actually like in the 80's! Cum as your favorite Breakfast Club archetype: are you a front-running jock? A nurd? The outcast? Or just a goody-two-shoes looking for your very own bad boy/taco?

For those of you unfamiliar with Sadie Hawkins, all the ladies have Pink Taco pin. If you're a dude, you'll need to convince a lovely harriet to pin you! All ladies and pinned harriers are welcome!

After trail, we will also be holding our annual Mr. Taco pageant, for the best male hasher in drag. Any hasher that arrives in drag can enter. In addition, any hasher who previously drove sack car, and came to a previous trail in drag is automatically entered (although, you'll have to refresh our memory).

When: Saturday, Nov. 19, 2:30HST
Where: Clerys, 113 Dartmouth St, Boston, MA 02116
Hares: Hairy Crotcher and Dribbles
How much: $15

On-On

Tonight! Catch some beavers and get your date lubed up the night before Sadie Hawkins at Boston Moon's Beaver Moon trail!

What: The Nth Annual Beaver Moon
When: Friday, November 18th, 6:30 HST
Hares: Invisidick & Vagibond
Bag Car: Three Ring Cervix
Where: Old Sullys, 56 Union St, Charlestown. (Near Community College on the Orange Line) (CA$H ONLY)
Hash Cash: $5

Come and help us celebrate the Full Beaver Moon! The Full Beaver Moon signifies the time of year when one should set beaver traps before the swamps freeze. The time of year when one should find a nice beaver fur to help keep them warm during the winter.
What to bring: Cranium cover, fleshlight, and a nice warm merkin. Bring warm clothes for outdoor circle. Extra points for stuffed beavers, beaver traps carried on trail, and beaver costumes.

Today, some thirty-some-odd hashers were involved in some extremely rac*ist behavior: The Cambridge Half Marathon. These hashers will attempt to down enough beer at the race's after-party to atone for their sins, but they... ok we... will no doubt fail. This hash allows us to continue to attempt to make up for our actions. Many will fail, some will succeed, few will remember. Non-rac*st attendance is highly encouraged/required.

Where: World of Beers - Cambridge Side (Redline: Kendall)
Hares: Fo****in Abortion and P*e P*e McFarts (visiting from BoulderH3!)
Bagcar: Still very much needed (can use my car if you can drive stick)
How much: $15
Promises/Lies: Sore legs, slow hares, recovery dranks, sober hares, short trail, the visiting hare getting lost, probably walker friendly?

The weather seems decent, so the ON-IN will be outdoor.

ON - Rac*st Livers Must Be Punished - ON!!

Unsure what to do today? Come hashing!

Start: Mija Cantina (Closest T stop is Gov on Green Line. FYI I think there are shuttles on the Red Line again.)
Hares: Not Dead Yet & Blondie
Bag Car: Disco
Bring: $15, drinking vessels, extra layer(s) for probable outdoor beer check, cranium lamp
Promises/Lies: We totally scouted this trail. I never lie. It’s going to be warm and sunny. Non-pizza foodstuffs. Mime and tourists sightings. Bubonic plague. Witches. Short trail.

OUTDOOR ON-IN, plan accordingly.

Wankers, there's a fat boy today, hared by your lovely hungover GMs. Reminder, this is a Fat Boy, so there's no bag car. You carry whatever you bring. (And you may want to save room for some road sodas).

SUNDAY - FAT BOY TRAIL
Where: Kinsale, Gov't Center Stop on Green/Blue
When: 2:30PM HST
How much: $15
Who: Your NEW GMs
Promises: Short walkers trail, rage.

!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, do you feel the need? The need to RAGE!!!!!

What: Boston H3 AGM -> TOP RAGE
Where: Coppersmiths, Broadway T-stop, Red Line
When: TODAY, Hares away 1PM HST
(they have brunch, so get there early and get drunk, or don't, you do you!)

Who: Wikipedophilia and Udder W***e
How much: $5

Promises: Rage, Turkey/Eagle checks, rage, optional beer checks on eagle, rage, short trail, rage, no hills, 160 amazing, rage, long drawn out games of homo-erotic beach volley ball, rage, aviotor shades, rage, phalliac symbols, rage, onion rage, RAGE!!!

Lies: GMs won't be blacked out by the time they are on the ice.

Note on theme: The theme is undeniably TOP RAGE, however, since the 80s can't really be captured in one movie (though it comes close), IF there is a coustome contest, then entrants can wear gear/characters/whatever from any Tom Cruise 80s movie...

ON - RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE - ON
-Wikipedophilia
-Udder W***e
Boston H3 GMs