Corona Lumberjacks

LumberJacks look to build on their two game winning streak against So Cal Kings tonight at 8pm.

Field conditions approximately 283% better than last week’s Smoke Inhalation Classic.

flyover. on cue. https://t.co/pIRVMAlouP

Corona LumberJacks on Twitter “flyover. on cue. https://t.co/pIRVMAlouP”

Despite raging 7 miles away from Eagle Glen Park, MLS Corona gives the heartless and greedy decision to go-ahead for tonight’s 6:45p start.

We’ll just pretend that the aerial firefighter planes flying overhead are part of the pre-game flyover festivities. ✈️ 💦 🔥

What do you think LumberJacks fans? Safe or out? ( damn homie, in high school you used to be fast homie) https://t.co/JmIn9vEKr2

Corona LumberJacks on Twitter “What do you think LumberJacks fans? Safe or out? ( damn homie, in high school you used to be fast homie) https://t.co/JmIn9vEKr2”

Butterfield home cooking does the trick as LumberJacks put up 22 runs in the 1st to go on & beat Diamond Dogs 38-6. HRs from Vargas, Dogger, Brouillette,& Lepire prove to be enough as half the team batted left handed from 2nd inn.

LumberJacks are 1-0 since releasing Michael Sbur

TEAM STATEMENT:

The Corona LumberJacks wish Michael Sbur the best on his future endeavors.

INJURY UPDATE: INF Tom Stanley is confirmed out for season (dislocated shoulder). This is another season-ending injury for the team captain as he was playing in just his second game back after a freak golf cart collision kept him out for almost a year.

Roster move to follow...

LumberJacks lose 13-12 to Inglorious Batters and fall to 0-3 on the the season. To add insult to injury, IF Tom Stanley’s MRI results confirm the worst: dislocated right shoulder. Recovery timetable still unknown, but likely out for next week.

IF Tom Stanley exits game after apparent separated shoulder. Details to follow...

Despite hitting five home runs from four different players, the LumberJacks lose their season opener to old foes MT Pepsi.

The Boys in Plaid will look to get back on track next Wednesday, but will need some help as many regulars will be unavailable for selection.

We caught up with retired 1B Jason Paul yesterday and he gave his best advice on how to beat this https://t.co/DoygrSukS7

Corona LumberJacks on Twitter “We caught up with retired 1B Jason Paul yesterday and he gave his best advice on how to beat this https://t.co/DoygrSukS7”

With that form, you’re definitely hitting at least 8th. Maybe 7th. https://t.co/i3ANHCXTWx

MattMoneySmith on Twitter “ Can I play right field....and bat 10th?”

Forget LeBron, this is the free agent we’re after. Always room for you on our slow pitch team, Money. Take your talents to Wednesday nights. https://t.co/jthTGi7igZ

MattMoneySmith on Twitter “I’m never coming back. I am the ultimate lumberjack. Look at that form....Maybe I almost cut my foot off the swing before https://t.co/Ul7mLgWyJv”

We apologize for the lack of clarity, punctuation, and nonexistent oxford comma in this tweet. Our social media intern had one too many Yuenglings to drink. 💦 https://t.co/g0kqDbCeew

Corona LumberJacks on Twitter “If you can’t tell by the silence, beers and cheering for the home team means Lumberjacks head to the offseason with eyes on another championship another time.”

If you can’t tell by the silence, beers and cheering for the home team means Lumberjacks head to the offseason with eyes on another championship another time.

Predators 4-8. P, Greg Morrill, getting some ugly contact out of these boys. Top of 3.

Lumberjack digging themselves an early hole. 5-1. Top of 2.

LumberJacks activate Bryan Geraghty before tonight’s playoff start. Thought to be injured for the year, a consultation with Dr. James Andrews and subsequent physical therapy prove otherwise and help an ailing LumberJacks squad.

La carne más sabrosa es la que está junta al hueso. https://t.co/hV5k8we4JT

Erika Velasco on Twitter “ I have never met a group of men more extra than The Lumberjacks.”

The Corona LumberJacks are aware of Bryan Geraghty’s comments regarding the and will release a statement soon.

👀 https://t.co/0TWWeUliHG

@GeoffGiant on Twitter “He’s just checking to see if he needs a shower after the game. We have friends that do this on our softball team... https://t.co/qEngHNtXyr”

We’re here, where are you? https://t.co/bMYNhI1WOc

Corona LumberJacks on Twitter “We’re here, where are you? https://t.co/bMYNhI1WOc”

IM H*CKING SCREAMING https://t.co/izGWLr0rmh

Pick of the Litter on Twitter “Five adorable pups endure the rigorous training to become a guide dog for the blind, but who will emerge as top dog? See the new doc in theaters & on demand August 31! 🐾 https://t.co/5oHwoxx25F”

Hey LumberJack fans! We have a new poll for you today. Since our return to Eagle Glen- which LumberJack’s hit the most doubles?

And since nobody got the last bonus question right, if you can guess the exact number of doubles you’ll get a limited edition bobblehead!

Hey folks! No game tonight (☹️) but we’ve got a fun trivia game to hold you over til next week (😊).

Since our return to Eagle Glen park last year, which LumberJack has hit the most home runs?

Bonus: reply with your guess & closest wins a limited edition LumberJack bobblehead

Assistant GM Dan Belter on Adams rumors:

“There’s absolutely no truth to Andy being sent down to the minors- let alone being traded. We’ve had internal discussions but none of them include Andy wearing anything else other than plaid.” (1/2)

HR’s from Adams, Vargas, and Reyes prove the difference in the high scoring affair.

Reyes, who fell a single short of the cycle, was called out at home trying to stretch a gap triple into an inside the park HR.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LumberJacks hold on to beat CBH, 17-16. Late surge made it close, but the Boys in Plaid shut the door with outstanding plays from fill-in pitcher Matt Vargas and OF Geoff Brouillette.

LumberJacks look to build on last week’s win with 9:15p start vs. CBH.

Sbur and Morales out of lineup, Wilkerson in.