Schiller Reed

For screen readers, there is a picture of a wrecked brick wall. The text says, "When. you see it."

A small sign is posted on the brick with a picture of the Kool Aid Man.

For screen readers: The signs says, "Everett Vacuum: Everything we sell sucks."

For screen readers: The sign says, "Temporary Dog Park." The text says, "They're called werewolves."

For screen readers: A Home Depot sign says, "Restrooms" with an arrow to the right. Underneath is their slogan" You can do it. We can help."

For screen readers: An Aldi shelf sign says, "East Home Toilet Sear with Soft Cheese $14.99."

Don't ask us. We don't understand, either.

For screen readers: A huge pothole in the middle of a street has a sign sticking out that says, "CHINA 12000 Km." with an arrow down.

For screen readers: A sign next to a long line of porta-potties says, "Spend your summer here!" The text says, "No thanks."

For screen readers: The sign says, "STOP!" There is a graphic of a Venus fly trap. Next to it is a circle with a hand, with index finger extended, and a slash through the graphic. It says "DO NOT TOUCH!"

Below all of this, it says, "If you are not a fly, please do not trigger the Flytraps, as this will cause them to digest themselves and eventually die. If you are a fly, please ignore this message - but- proceed with caution."

For screen readers: The text says, "Today's inspirational message ;)"
The sign says: WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY.

For screen readers, the max capacity sign says:
20 PERSONS OR 1500 KG
ALTERNATIVE
1 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT
1 HIPPO
6 GRIZZLY BEARS
65 LUGGAGE BAGS
454 CHIHUAHUAS
3061 SEAGULLS
12712 BANANAS
30000 SNICKERS BARS

For screen readers: The text says, "Well there goes today's plans." A sign at the entrance of a graveyard says, "No golfing in the cemetery."

For screen readers: A grocery store sign says, "Hydrophobic Tomatoes $3.99 lb."

For screen readers, the sign says, "NOTICE The town of Madrid will no longer be responsible for: UFO Abductions, Werewolf Maulings, Creepy Yeti Hugs, Vampire Romances, Unsolicited Bigfoot Pics, Unicorn Stabbings, Pixie Glitter, Chupacabra Bites, Average Sized Centaurs, Sticky Vortexes, or Broke Leprechauns".

For screen readers, a sign on what appears to be a convenience store says, "BAIT SANDWICHES."

You probably needed this today.

For screen readers: The photo is of a gate with a very cute, very friendly-looking dog sticking its head over the top. The sign under its chin says, "BEWARE OF," and under that the sign says, "WELL...JUST BEWARE."

I hear this restaurant is really big, but I have a sinking feeling about it.

For screen readers: The sign is for a restaurant called "Thai Tanic."

Memes. They're not just for social media anymore.

For screen readers: A yard sign in an elementary school lawn with the photo of Ryan Gosling used in most social memes with this tone. The text says, "HI GIRL, MOVE YOUR CAR ALL THE WAY UP."

Apparently instead of buying these, one pays $1.39 to ask, "May I please have a persimmon?" I guess it's a more polite way to purchase an item.

A sign in front of persimmons says: Permissions $1.39 each.

For screen readers: The photo is of a semi wedged under a bridge. The sign on the bridge says, "Low bridge." The sign on the truck says, "You can do it." The truck is obviously mistaken. 😳

For screen readers: The sign says, "Smoking bare feet pets prohibited in building."

For screen readers: The sign says, "I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that."

For screen readers: The sign says: CAUTION TOMATOES. The text says, "This defeats the object of warning signs. I've never been more curious."

For screen readers: The sign says: COWS PLEASE DRIVE SLOWLY.

For screen readers: The sign says, "Hunters please use caution when hunting pedestrians using walk trails."

For screen readers: A large sign says, "Learn to Drive," and a car has driven through the store front.

Our new team member.

The sign says: THE INVENTOR OF AUTOCORRECT DIED THE FUNNEL WILL BE HELD TOMATO.

For screen readers: The sign has a white pictogram on a red background for using a fire blanket. The text says, "don't you hate it when your shins catch on fire and your mate can't help because he's just eaten a desk whole."

Which is a really good description of what this looks like.

For screen readers: The image is a crossroads with one street sign reading "LONDON," and another reading, "FRANCE." Hanging underneath them is a pair of tighty-whities.