The Moxie Salon

👽🌌 Join us as we celebrate the Birthday of Intergalactic Ambassador Jenny Franchi! 🌌👽

In a galaxy far, far away, a beacon of light was born—Jenny Franchi, an extraordinary human with the heart of an explorer. As the stars align on this special day, beings from across the universe gather to celebrate her existence.

From the distant reaches of the Andromeda Galaxy to the vibrant nebulas of Orion, interstellar emissaries and alien allies toast to Jenny's adventures and the harmony she brings to the cosmos. Her diplomatic skills and boundless curiosity have forged alliances and uncovered the mysteries of the universe.

Here’s to Ambassador Jenny, as she embarks on another solar cycle, discovering new worlds and making friends among the stars. May her birthday be filled with cosmic joy, alien laughter, and otherworldly delights.

Happy Birthday, Jenny Franchi! May your journey through the stars be as infinite as the universe itself. 👾✨

Two score ago, the world was gifted with this lovely man of many facets. So today, please join with us in celebrating Mark's existence.

As is tradition, the birthday boy will be choosing the salon's soundtrack today... just a warning, it will more than likely be slightly off-kilter.

,weloveyou

The Moxie hosted a GOTH party... I wrote a blog post about it.

-> https://www.themoxiesalon.com/post/_goth

Goth. The Moxie hosted a goth-themed party. Parties make me nervous. They always have. It's not that I don't like the idea of parties... but the idea of a party I have in my head is an amalgamation of various scenes from John Hughes films. But try as these movies might, its difficult to truly capture how....

This sometimes sour 🍭
but mostly sweet 🍬
Krystal 💎
turned 39 yesterday! 🎂
Help us wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳 🎉 🎈

Today, Earth and Ork unite in celebrating the birth of the Moxie's very own, Sherri Cook. So please join us in sending her a birthday "Na-nu Na-nu" which I believe is Orkian for "We love you, Sherri".

Today, is a magical day. Today, we celebrate the mysterious. Today, we celebrate the birth of the Moxie's man of mystique, Mark Anderson.

To our fearless leader, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WE LOVE YOU AND ARE THANKFUL FOR YOU!
Why did creepy clowns come to my mind when i went to make your b-day collage? 😄 Brad Norris

Today, we celebrate the birth of Jenny Franchi. She is a truly marvelous person and we are exceptionally grateful to have her as part of the Moxie family. WE LOVE YOU, JENNY.

-FUN FACT- Jenny is a proud graduate of Clown College... no joke.

ARE YOU READY?!?

Today we celebrate the birth of our wonderful nu-metal king, Mark Handy.

So, in honor of Mark take a moment and utter the immortal words/sounds/whatever...
"Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma"

Happy Birthday R+Co !!

This day marks another trip around the sun for Krystal Clark, the Moxie's very own Kathleen Hanna type. She is equal portions vinegar and long hugs and is one of the most wonderful people you will ever know.

Happiest of birthdays!!!

"This snowflake is an avalanche!"

Today, we celebrate the birth of the Moxie's beloved son, Mark Anderson.

He is a talented hairdresser, a good friend and a passionate lover of music.

We are blessed to have him in our family.

-this photo was taken after one of the countless rap battles he engaged in during his formative years on the streets of Glencoe.

Today, we celebrate Jenny Franchi's 40th rotation around the Sun.

We are beyond grateful to have her at the Moxie and blessed to be in her orbit.

We will miss Jenny terribly this week as she spends some time celebrating with the rats of NYC.

WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, JENNY!

Hark! the herald angels sing,

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARK HANDY!"

and the people rejoiced.

Step right up, march, push!

today we celebrate the Moxie's angsty angel, Krystal Clark.

the soundtrack for today will feature songs from Nine Inch Nails, IDLES and Tool.

Happy Birthday Krystal, you deserve all the love in the world

The Moxie Salon updated their address.

We hope you have a wonderful day... you deserve it.

"If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough." - Meister Eckhart

ATTN::// BIG BAD WOLVES BEWARE

Little RED is no easy meal... shes on the hunt for candy and crazed canines.

- a huge "thank you" to Maryn for representing the Moxie while protecting the city

Candace Crance Gibson

Today, we gather to celebrate the birthday of our very own, Sherri Cook. Sherri is kind-hearted, vibrant and full of life.

Happy Birthday SHERRI! we love you

-the featured image is from Sherri and Terri's Glamour magazine cover shoot circa 2016

Today, we celebrate the birth of Jeffrey Mark Anderson.

Mark is a truly gifted hairdresser with the heart of a folk troubadour. We are very thankful to call Mr. Anderson both a coworker and friend.

-this rare photo was captured after a performance in early 1965... just a few short months before Mark would make the daring move of going electric.