Great Lake Effect

Teach me something that isn't complete bu****it. I'm begging you.

I am jail rich

When I look at my mistakes.... I'm not regretful. I'm reminded.

I had a serious experience recently... actually probably a year ago, but significant enough to feel like it was yesterday. I had relapsed and was losing my mind. I know damn sure... I pushed it too hard and I was on deaths door. And death, gave me an ultimatum. " Adam... you have to lose somethng... will it be your ability to write, make people laugh, or dance? I cried.my eyes out begging the sky daddy not to take my ability to dance. I'm already too dark to be commercially funny and my writing is litterally a joke... funny.when you remember why you love dancing...

Sandusky is just Elyria with a few roller coasters...

Call it a fever dream but Robin Williams got me.

Bacon

So.... headed to jail on 31st....am I still afraid I am gay. Yes the f**k I am.

HOW TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH OF ADAM (BY SCRATCH)

Start with one full piping hot cup of Cleveland 1989. Let simmer in crib for one year. From there, then remove from family. Add a pinch of violence, then simmer. THEN... ladle by ladle, stir in chicken s**t obligations set by people who don't spend time with you. Lower heat....then garnish.

bon appetit

Weekdays....

Have you ever met someone you could honestly throw that far?

After 2 years of flirting, me and jail habe finally committed to a date of matrimony on Wednesday. So.... stop asking me for s**t.

I love you so much future Hope, but I haven't met a Hope at this juncture that wasn't hopeless....

Bout to dordash some groceries, but f**k it uber, maybe ma6be you'll save me 50 bucks by walking me 10 feet to your car...

Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone...

I've spent the last two hours thinking about what people think of me... what the f**k?! F**k this mess, I'm sick of social bu****it media. I should be thinking about a nap, not how i can please everyone.... eat my whole bu****le. .

Mmmm.... who's your president?

This is Ru. She is a 5 month old black lab/ pit mix. She is incredibly loving and in need of a safe home.I want to keep her so badly, but cannot because of my rental. I took her after an unfortunate situation occurred with her owner. I love her already, so I won't send her ANYWHERE unsafe. If you think you could be a good parent to her, I will give you a dogbed, crate, toys, and some food. I don't want any money, I just want her to be taken care of. Please message me if you think you're a good candidate.

So, this week, two meteors were headed right toward earth... one missed us today and the other one didn't do any damage by the time it hit. Tragically we all survived.

Alright, who wants to be my baby makin' surrogate?

I love doing stained glass. I guess your hobby picks you.