Chzburgr

It is with heavy hearts and broken spirits that we must inform you all of our permanent closing. We, like many small restaurants and businesses have been devastated by the terrible effects of this pandemic. This decision was not made hastily nor without dozens of conversations and round table meetings.
Thank you to all of our loyal customers that showed us so much love everyday, you made every moment worth it. ❤️

If I had one wish, just one, I would wish for all of you to focus on all of the small local businesses that you love and frequent them as much as you possibly can. If there's a restaurant that you think you couldn't live without in your neighborhood or a small coffee shop or a flower shop, go there, keep them and their families going.

Also... WEAR. A. MASK.

All of my love
Chzburgr/Chef Kelly Fletcher

It is with heavy hearts and broken spirits that we must inform you all of our permanent closing. We, like many small restaurants and businesses have been devastated by the terrible effects of this pandemic. This decision was not made hastily nor without dozens of conversations and round table meetings.

If I had one wish, just one, I would wish for all of you to focus on all of the small local businesses that you love and frequent them as much as you possibly can. If there's a restaurant that you think you couldn't live without in your neighborhood or a small coffee shop or a flower shop, go there, keep them and their families going.

Also... WEAR. A. MASK.

All of my love
Chzburgr/Chef Kelly Fletcher

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Special alert! The Reuben

•Always a double
•Sauerkraut
•Swiss cheese
•Seeded rye bread
•Chzburgr sauce
•Caramelized onion/horseradish mayo

Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”
Son: “Okay, go ahead.”
Dad growls: “NOOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!!”
Son: “That’s Superman.”
Dad: “Thanks!! I’ve been practicing a lot!”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Special alert!!! 🌭❤️🌭❤️🌭

The “Shydogo”

•All beef hot dog
•White onion
•Yellow mustard
•Relish
•Tomato
•Pickled peppers
•Pickle spear
•Celery salt

Who said “Coming are the British! Coming are the British!”?
Paul Reverse. 🤪
Special alert!!🌭🌶🔥

•All beef hot dog
•Spicy salsa
•Guacamole
•Black beans
•Red onion
•Crema
•Pickled jalapeño
•Cotija cheese

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... it was just a Fanta sea.🤗🥤
Special alert! 🍔

•Always a double
•Grilled sourdough
•American cheese
•Bacon
•Iceberg lettuce
•Tomato
•White onion
•Pepperoncini
•Bleu cheese dressing

I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver.
I can’t believe I spent all of that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.😂❤️💥
Okay, we got a lot of messages about the Phatty Melt. People LOVED it and some people didn’t get to have it, so we’re doing it again today. Special alert!!🍔

•Always a double
•Chzburgr sauce
•Swiss cheese
•Cheddar cheese
•Seeded rye bread
•Worcestershire onions

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.🤣💥🤣
Special alert!! The Cubano

•Always a double
•Braised pork shoulder
•Shaved ham
•Mustard
•Pickles
•Swiss cheese

It’s really a shame that nothing is made in the U.S. anymore...
I bought a new T.V. yesterday and it said “Built in Antenna” and I don’t even know where that is! 🤣💥🤣
Special alert! We bring you... the Phatty Melt.😍

•Always a double
•Worcestershire onions
•Cheddar
•Swiss
•Seeded rye bread
•Chzburgr sauce

Smashing burgers and dropping sides.

Do you know why camels are the same color as sand? Camelflage.💥
Special alert!🐔🌶🔥 Nachicken Sandwich!!

•Crispy chicken thigh
•Nacho cheese
•Diced onion and tomato
•Pickled jalapeño
•Shredded lettuce
•Ghost pepper bacon

Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it? It was a Wookiee mistake.💥
Special glizzy!!!🌶🥓🌭

•All beef hot dog
•Gorgonzola cheese
•Whole grain mustard
•Bacon
•Mayo
•Calabrian chili
•Caramelized onion

I was walking down the street yesterday and I stepped on a banana peel... luckily I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.🍌🥧
Flavor of the moment!! Banana Cream Pie!😊🔥❤️

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? To get a filling.💥🤗
Special alert!!🐔🌶🍩🥓

•Crispy chicken thigh
•Cheddar cheese
•Black pepper bacon
•Glazed doughnut bun
•Jalapeño caramel

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...
Should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature.🤣🍕💥
Special alert!! Here’s a change up!🐷🌶

•Marinated crispy pork loin
•Honey mustard
•Chipotle aioli
•Shredded lettuce
•Tomato
•Red onion
•Fresh jalapeño

Come in and fill out an application.🤗

What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia💥🤣
Welcome to Tuesday, here’s your special alert!🍔❤️🍔❤️

•Always a double
•Cheddar cheese
•Watercress
•Bleu cheese dressing
•Red onion
•Tomato
•Avocado

I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure... good players are hard to find.💥🤗💥
Glizzy special alert!!!🌶🌭🌶

•All beef hot dog
•Cheddar cheese
•Chorizo chili
•Diced tomato
•Red onion
•Avocado
•Mayo
•Pickled jalapeño

Every time I go to the liquor store, a dude comes from out of nowhere to give me advice on what to buy... he’s my spirit guide.💥🤗
Special alert!! This is the “Pepper Jack Sparrow”!!🌶🍔🌶🍔🌶

•Always a double
•Jack Daniels onions
•Pepper jack cheese
•Fresh jalapeño
•Watercress greens
•Ghost pepper aioli
•Beef chorizo

I made some fish tacos... but they just ignored them and swam away.💥🤣 Special alert!!🐔😊❤️

•Crispy chicken thigh
•Peanut sauce
•Fresh jalapeño
•Red onion
•Sweet chili/cilantro slaw

Are people born with photographic memories? Or do they take a while to develop?💥
Special alert! The Reuben Dog🌭

•All beef hot dog
•Caramelized onion
•Sauerkraut
•Swiss cheese
•Chzburgr sauce

Two thieves stole a calendar...
they got 6 months each.💥😊
Special alert!!🐔🌶🍔

•Crispy chicken thigh
•Grilled mozzarella
•Calabrian chili
•Green leaf lettuce
•Tomato
•Calabrian chili aioli

I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent... it goes without saying.💥🤗
Special alert!!❤️🍔

•Always a double
•Bleu cheese dressing
•Blackened bacon
•Balsamic glazed onions
•Tomato
•Green leaf lettuce
•Pepper-jack cheese

The Cap’n is back! Milkshake flavor of the moment! Cap’n Crunch.🥤

Somebody keyed the music teachers car... fortunately the damage seems to B minor.💥
Special alert!🤗❤️🌭

•All beef hot dog
•Chili sauce
•Crushed
•Pickled jalapeño
•Pepper-jack cheese
•Ranch dressing
•White onion