OnlySoap

I told you not to eat the soap...
It's a helluva slippery slope...

I was told today that my soap smells "too much like soap" well jokes on you! It probably does!

New Dyes for look suspiciously like glitter. We'll show off how wild it looks with our first experimentally colored batch! ;)

Our soap is now available with 24 colors to choose from!

Most "rational" soapmakers would tell you that taste-testing the soap to ensure there isn't any remaining lye is "dangerous" and "ill-concieved". I dont know what that means, but the forbidden cake tastes suspiciously like batteries.

Customer:
Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!?!?!?
Me:
I made it myself!

Why get chemical soup "soap" that smells like "lavender" and slightly overcooked drier lint when you could try some crazy mix soap, like our *new* Dirty Chai? With REAL coffee beans! My boss said I'm required to say it's "fu***ng dank"

My mom told me I'd never make any money sh*tposting online all day. And that's true! But I have made a f**k ton of soap.

Like one of my wild new concoctions: Blueberry banana muffin. (Blueberry, banana, cinnamon, and oats).

DO, and I cannot stress this enough, ***NOT*** eat the soap.

Our website is temporarily down due to server/hosting issues. We are still open for orders through DMs. The best methods for payment are currently CashApp or Facebook pay.

Our prices are:

$30/6 Chai Tea bars + Tax
$36/6 custom bars + Tax
$48/12 any bar + tax

***Prices already include S&H***

Add-ons are available for $0.50/bar:
Oats, honey, Black Tea, Coffee, Cornmeal 1

We have a *long* list of Scents that can be found below, organized into Fruity, Floral, and others:

Fruity:
Apple, banana, blueberry, coconut, cranberry, grapefruit, honeydew (melon), lemon, lime, mango, orange, peach, pear, pineapple, pomegranate, raspberry, red cherry, strawberry, watermelon

Floral:
azalea, enchanted orchid, frangipani (plumeria), freesia & plumeria, gardenia, jasmine, honeysuckle, hydrangea, lilac & lily, lotus, magnolia, Plumeria, rose garden, violet

Other:
amberwood moss, butterscotch, cinnamon, French vanilla, ginger, honey, rosemary, teakwood, sweet grass

anyway, here's wonderwall

Our Build-A-Bar Workshop is now online! Check out www.OnlySoap.live to get started building your perfect box 🥰

We're excited to be bringing up our website this week to start accepting orders and requests. What gets you sudsy?

Launching our custom-made soap business next month! All orders come with our special discrete packaging