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WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! Put in your big boy pants and buckle up for this bucking ratchet bronco of a D to obliterate your mouth. This one is even better than the time both of your nostrils were plugged and you were mouth breathing for 3 hours and 27 minutes straight then all of a sudden boom finally those sinuses clear up like you on your fist date with your crush after you went shopping at Nordstrom rack🤣. This d has more personalities than your ex who decided to bait them out 1 time in an argument answering all of their own questions like they played Jeopardy’ by themselves. Laying the total SMACK DOWN is a CHOCOLATE GLAZE knock knack paddy WHACKED with OREO CRUMBS. A LOAD of PEANUT BUTTER, BUTTERCREAM FROSTING that will have your no no places dancing the Electric Slide. We finish this WEEKLY D delicately like a Gorilla during mating season with MINI CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

WEEKLY D tiimmeee!! We heading straight into the end of summer tricking your tastebuds thinking DAMN GINA we still on vacation with This TROPICAL ASF weekly d!!! This one is better than being in a beach in bora bora while a harem of towel staff fans with what looks like oversized eyelashes as you sit back sip on a TROPICAL VIBE drank and get fed cotton candy grapes. We continuing this summer party all year long and what quenches your thirst more than a half drank water bottle? Well how’s about a DANG LAVA FLOW!! Yup we have a PINEAPPLE GLAZE bellyflopped all over a FRESH HOTT. pull my hair bite my ear and you about to find out D. That glaze is TROPICALLY PAMPERED with COCONUT FLAKES. Like a plane flying in from Switzerland we give it a good old STRAWBERRY DRIZZLE (injabe no idea what the drizzle has to do with Switzerland but oh well) Now turn up and let this D some work on your mouth!!!

BACK TO SCHOOL CELEBRATION (I mean week) 🤣🤣 get those teachers some donut cause you know they gonna need it or 72 Jameson shots 🤣🤣 Head to our stories for the link and discount code!!

WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! Back to friggen school celebration in full effect. That’s right fam bam it’s time to relinquish the reigns to those ANGELS we call teachers and give the kiddos theeeeee boot back to school. DO-NUT forget you better give them teachers some treats right off the back an apple is all good and S@*&$t but GOSH DANG you know they deserve all the D! with the mouth of chaos your kids and their friends about to start. This D is better then that new car smell or a before and after pics of the Kardashians pre EVERYTHING 🤣. Let’s rip into this D like a dung beetle in Africa following a herd of elephants winning the Jack pot under a mango tree. Ladies you are gonna want to grab your Stanley cup straw (if these things are even relevant anymore) and SLURP 👅 💦 all this COOKIE BUTTER GLAZE. We give our ENDOWMENT of BISCOFF COOKIE CRUMBS and OREO CRUMBS SMASHED like your favorite cousin in the club at 3:37am dropping it low on the pole not realizing they got kicked out and it’s the stop sign at Jack in the Box while all you tryna do is get your some tacos.

WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! As this summer comes to an end we still giving you the mouth ragers you deserve!!! That right all you parents out there, it’s time for the minions to return to school and you def deserve all this D for yourself!! As you all know nothing says I love you more then getting that special someone or multiple someone’s a FRESH HOT s***k me silly D and believe us when we say we haven’t seen this flavor around before in a donut and we cannot wait until it the S* out of your mouf. This flavor is a staple in Hawai’i and we giving all the kiddos a bon-voyage with a SUMMER LYCHEE GLAZE, SMACKED with GRAHAM CRACKER CRUMBS then CARESSED with a LYCHEE FROSTING and HAWK TUUAAAHH’d with LYCHEE BOBA BALLS!! So if you want to show someone some love for the summer but them a goldfish and keep this D to yourself cause you deserve it!!

THE AFTERMATH of taking a photo of the WEEKLY D!! 🤣🤣🤣 You should have seen our faces!!!

WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! Let’s friggen gooooo!!! Alright fam we SLATHERING A whole LOAD of GOODNESS with this weekly D all over the dome of this D. Summer is almost done and it’s time to begin the journey of BULKING! We ain’t got time for counting calories and tryna fit that new bathing suit so we can look cute at the beach staring into the sun like we have X ray vision we got calories to put in this body and it begins with this D. This is as subtle as swiping right on tinder and giving the look of love on your profile pic. Every ounce of this D was made specifically so your tastebuds would absolutely elbow drop the whoop whoop out of your tongue. What’s better than tossing a salad? What about TOSSING a FRESH HOT D in a HUMANGEST (don’t know how to spell it) mountain of CINNAMON SUGAR. That D gets SEDUCED with a CREAM CHEESE FROSTING then shot on with a CARAMEL DRIZZLE. If that ain’t enough to tickle your pickle we add MINI CHOC CHIPS to add the boom boom@to your mouth. We give to you our rendition of a CINNAMON ROLL, but on a D! 😂😂

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Mysterious, dark, warm,, moist, soft, exciting, nervousness and a WHOLE LOTTAAA D!!! Our DIRTY DOZEN has all the D you need!!

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WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! This brass money that funky monkey will have your baby toe curling in pleasure while your upper left lip curls like you Elvis and Sylvester Stallone having a competition. Slippidey sliding in the lazy tongue lagoon this D is gonna whoop whop your jaw having you looking like Popeye after he gets his spinach. We always tryna break barriers, break stereotypes and flip S% upside down with the flavors. This one here is nothing different!!!! This weekly will have your mouth saying what in the is everything on Pinocchio really wooden ohhh baby the 2583638373 wonder of the world has just entered my mouth and I am ok with it! We have a WASABI GLAZE that gives all the right hints on NAUGHTY and SPICE SLATHERED on the TOP of that FRESH D. It gets twerked on with WASABI ISO PEANUT PIECES that gives it texture to send all your blood to your happy extremities. This is one of those out there off the wall what were we thinking why is a 8 month olds grip stronger than a grown man let’s try it and see what happens WEEKLY D.

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That right fam you heard it first here!! BRING THE D’s To The PAR-D!!!!! We are open to at our Kahala Location until 9pm!

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WEEKLY D tiimmeee!! Some say less is more……………… well hell the not it is with us. We want to have your tastebuds doing Olympic Playform Cannon Ball diving in your moufff. This D has more hype waiting for it than waiting to find out what in the oatmeal cookie ice cream was that Presidential Debate about. Once this weekly d was created it was meant for 2 things 1. be more amusing then a car with kitten mittens on its feet tryna walk. 2. ABSOLUTELY PLEASE the innards of your wet area on your head. Letting this fairy tail story meets Bevis and Butthead we kick it off with the FRESHEST MADE TO ORDER DONUT. Similar to shooting your shot at that girl at the club at 3:57am after 6 Tito’s presses 4 shots of crown and a why did I do that jager bomb this D is gonna be MESSY with a BLUEBERRY GLAZE. That D gets POUNDED with OREO CRUMBS and then a LOAD of BLUEBERRY PIE FILLING fills the void right center in the middle. Keeping things EXCITING we give it a LEMON DRIZZLE. We give to you The ZESTY BLUE D!!

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WEEKLY D tiimmeee!! This SALTED CARAMEL PEACH COBBLER is better than the unwritten version of Moby Dick doing a front double twist tail 1994 Nintendo up down up down aback back b belly flop. When we created this D we had only 1 thing in our mind (mostly because we can only think of one thing at a time or we overheat 🤷‍♂️) to sham battle meets dodgeball with bowling balls headhunting your tastebuds to the extent of thinking what in Jimminee Crickets suit did I just place in my mouth and why are my legs feeling like I could be Elvis love child. You will get alllllll shook up with this Sommelier of double the fun weekly d. This weekly d comes at you harder than a pack of Waikiki pigeons tryna get your half eaten French fry and although you shooo them away they give you the look of what you about to do 🤣🤣 This d gets PLUNGED into a PEACH GLAZE yuppppp OHANA we getting your fruits in so your Dr can’t say diddly squat 🤣🤣. That d gets riding down a hill@in a cardboard box and hit a root FACE PLANTED with GRAHAM CRACKER CRUMBS. We LAY a CHUNK of PEACH smack dab in HOLE of HOLES, from there this D gets a 2001 Herbal Essence commercial conditioning with a CARAMEL DRIZZLE. Finishing stronger then a 3 week olds baby grip tryna take something out of their had we add a HAWAIIAN SALT SPRINKLE.

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“THE HOLES CHICO……. THEY NEVER LIE!” - Chubby Banana

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WEEKLU D tiimmeee!! You better lay all your fingers around this weekly d cause your inner mouth is about to get the pleasure of a lifetime. Butterflies are meant to fly, sharks are meant to swim your new born baby is meant to turn your life absolutely upside down and this weekly d is to give you the sanity you deserve and need (minus the back and foot rub). Ancient Portuguese proverb says man with donut in hand cannot talk and walk at the same time. (No clue what it means and also I made it up) we let this d LAY into your mouth with a CHOCOLATE GLAZE then a BOSTON CELTICS earrings of BUTTERFINGER CRUMBS. We super soaker it with a PEANUT BUTTER DRIZZLE that will have your lips flabbergasting away like a water hose full blast with no one holding on to it.

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Just why the HELL NOT!!! THE JIMBO MILK BOMB, this didn’t change the game it just takes it to a friggen 5287393725284950725267374883 LEVEL of HOLY BATMANS TIGHTS!!

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WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! Ohhhh meeee ooohhh myyy give this weekly D a try!! When we say holy trombone this bugga is as good as getting a back massage with the air condition at 68 degrees and some baby oil we ain’t lying!! This one will take you back to the eating breakfast and watching the weekend cartoons pretending you are He-man trying to do a somersault but absolutely botching it and actually looking like W.T.H. Man 🤣🤣. This weekly D might just have you acting like a pool noodle just laying there lazy A.F. on cloud 9. This weekly begins with a MAPLE GLAZE we give it a SPLISH SOLASH of CINNAMON SUGAR then top it with POWDERED SUGAR. You take a bite out of this one and you Instant kid days with powder sugar all over your map tongue licking the side of your mouth tryna get every last morsel of sweet goodness. The French made 3 great things FRENCH FRIES (not made by the French) French K@*S ( not sure who made this up) and FRENCH TOAST (again I am clueless as a rock garden) We can’t make no French kiss donut so we got this bad boy. Our RENDITION of FRENCH TOAST!!

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Aloha Donut Fam!! We are going to be doing some maintenance at our KONA ST LOCATION starting tomorrow SUNDAY 6/9. Our KAHALA LOCATION will be open for all your wants needs and D’s or if you want to see uncoordinated people dance 😂. We are sooo thankful for all your support and aloha to us and excited to see you when we re-open!! Please check back for updates 😁😁😁

MAHALO!!

🍩 NATIONAL DONUT DAY 🍩 FRIDAY JUNE 7th we are giving away 1 FREE UBE SUGAR DONUT to anyone that comes into either of our locations to come CELEBRATE these round pieces of MOUTH ECSTASY with us!!! (To get a donut the person gotta be present in the store sorry you are not able to get for other people)

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WEEKLY D tiimmmee!! How thou forgotten about the DARK HORSE? That’s right fam bam this one is wilder then Medusa after a night out with the girls at the tavern tryna make eye contact with anything. Kicking off this SUMMER WEEK we get all into the feels like a turtle getting his shell scratched doing the stanky leg and pop lock and dropping it in the pond. In the wise words of the poet “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT”? cause we Turing it completely up to maximum irate with our FRESH D taking a HOTT BATHE in a CHOCOLATE GLAZE then getting a GLAMUP with FRUITY PEBBLES and finishing up a get ready with me online Snapchat vs TIk tok who has more filters for their tinder profile with a CREAM CHEESE DRIZZLE Yup the RETURN of THE DARK HORSE!!!

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WEEKLY D tiimmeee! Holy organisms it’s graduation season and there be leis everywhere. Why not leis your tongue with this weekly d that i coming out of makua cave at light speed faster then you running at 5 years old with slippersoin your hands to achieve super sonic speed (kids with crocs will never know 🤦🏽‍♂️). This weekly d is like a mouth trampoline and you with all your older cousins who thinks it’s funny to jump next to you until you look like a human washing machine getting tossed. Once you get a whiff of this fresh HOTT weekly d your pupils gonna look like you can see the future in the dark 🤣🤣 We give this D a SPLASH BATH in a PISTACHIO GLAZE, from there we 2000 SLAM a GLOB of PISTACHIO PUDDING. We get EXTRA ASF and add CRUSHED PISTACHIO PIECES all over that warm piece of gently seared elegance that deserves a spot in the just because. (Side note this D WEEKLY D is green so it GOTTA BE GOOD FOR YOU!!

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This SUNBURNT HAOLE IDENTIFIES as a friggen round piece of whop your jaw 1994 street fighter Blanka’s electric ball somersault thing a magig meets Kendrick Lamar absolutely roasting Drake drop that kitty down low turn down for what who is going to win the Mavericks vs Timberwolves series kinda donut. Can you relate? 🤣

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NA NA NUTBUSTER!!! This Donut gives you all the GOOD gushy gushy feels when it hits your mouth.

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Rain or shine water or WINE stay hydrated you mythical beast!!!!

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Similar to what Lauren hill said Ku La La La Lavender 😂 this KULA LAVENDER, HONEY and HAWAIIAN SALT WEEKLY D just might take you to complete MOUTHGASM OVERLOAD!! Have you shaking your leg like your pet dog getting belly rubs and a piece of A5 wagyu in your mouf!!

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all you special Moms!! We hope you have an amazing day filled with no screaming kids no laundry dishes or work but a day with all these D’s!! Tell your significant other or others 😂 get you this MOTHERS DAY 6 PACK!!

❤️ MOTHERS DAY 6 PACK ❤️

LIMITED AVAILABILITY!!! LINK IS IN OUR STORY
Get the woman that gave you life something special like these D’s! This 6 pack consists of

•2 Lavender Glaze with a Honey Drizzle and a Sprinkle of Hawaiian Salt
•2 Strawberry Glaze with Graham Cracker Crumbs, a Strawberry frosting and Strawberry Boba Balls.
•2 Orange Glaze with a Cream Cheese Drizzle and a Dried Orange Wedge.

Get your order in before it’s too late!!

WEEKLY D TIIMMEEE!! We over here celebrating teachers appreciation week with a friggen all out mouth ménage! This D was made especially for this week and all the things that teacher does for your minions while at school learning the abcs 123 and what it the world a parallelogram is for (I still have no idea). We wanted to make this D something with a little pick me up and body slam me zaddddyy. Kids it’s about to get real cuz we gonna play red rover red rover and sham battle head dodge ball hunting is legal you about to learn! You don’t want to be the one that gives that teacher an apple that will be sitting in their desk looking like a paper weigh had a melt down 3 days later, nope you want to be the one who brings a box of DEEZ D’s where the teacher will be telling the kids turn to chapter 12 read the first 4 pages so they can devour this WEEKLY D under their desk. We get our FRESH HOTT D and DROP it into a COFFEE GLAZE that will give you the eye twitch caffeine punch you need. We then add COFFEE SHAVINGS if that ain’t enough we go ahead and DRIZZLE CARAMEL all on that D and finish it with HAWAIIAN SALT. This is are rendition of a CARAMEL MACCHIATO!! We call it the CRACK CAFFEINE!

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Happy Teachers Appreciation Week!!! Spoil the people that take care of your minions for 8 hours a day with some good old D’s!!

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WEEKLY D ttiimmeee!! SHHHHEEE’ssss BAACCKK!! That’s right your mouth is about to get the whole business once the D hits your tongusticles. This one was such a banger we had to call it out of retirement to make a special guest appearance like your cousin junior working the tent pole at the family camp. For those of you that know get on your pet camel and make your way down to either of our shops and prepare for your tastebuds to feel like they are at an Adele concert getting fanned with palm leaves and def grapes as ribbons fall from the sky as you do a happy dance that looks like a mongoose chasing its tail. Now if you haven’t tried this Drake vs Kendrick Lamar and Quavo vs Chris Brown it’s about to get serious D let us give you a little play of fore we have our FRESH HOT straight from the fryer burn your fingerprints right off feeling hot hot hot D. We SMOOTHER it in a KEY LIME GLAZE that gives you a UPPERCUT right to your throatacus. We pound that D into a PILE of GRAHAM CRACKER CRUMBS then rounding third base heading home we add a KEY LIKE FROSTING. Go ahead pull your own hair or pinch yourself this D is back and waiting for your mouth!!

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