Villainess Alchemy

un𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸getic

WANTED FOR: CALLING IT LIKE IT IS

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: An astro-bazaar of solar-flared tropical fire fruits, cosmic smoke and mirrors, and moon-shadowed poppies.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Sunflower oil bathed lather flashed with an empyreal goddess-gold foiling.

unAPOLLOgetic

𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻 𝓑𝓮𝓮𝔃

WANTED FOR: BEE-ING TOO FC***NG BUSY.

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: Lethal sweet cream, smoked frankincense and myrrh, dripping honey pots, molten beeswax, and vanilla creamed into buzzsaw-harvested oats. She's a pistil and a hint of nutz. Consider yourself swarmed.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Smooth, sheer, silken lather dripping with clover-sweet, humectant honey.

KILLER BEEZ

𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖐𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖆

WANTED FOR: STOPPING, DROPPING, and ROLLING ONE.

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: Scorched she-dragon's blood resin infused with firey snapdragons, tarragon, and smoldering dragon's fruit nectar.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Dragon's fruit coloured soap batter and a charred topper of encrusted emerald. An infusion of seered tarragon and melted dragon's blood add flare to the ethereal lather.

DRAKAINA

𝓥𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓷

WANTED FOR: THE CENTERFOLD

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: Pink satin lingerie, black bowtie, cuffs, and cotton tails—a perfumed exploitation of iconic 1980s feminine sexuality. Bushy wildflowers, juicy melons, and pink bubbles.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Girl next door pink satin bar soap dusted with a flossy, flossy shimmer topper.

VELVETEEN - www.villainess.net

ℳℯ𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 ℬ𝓊𝓁𝓁

WANTED FOR: BUCKIN' BA****CK and CHEEK-CHILLIN'

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: An electrodeo jolt of cucumber, green tea, and even greener pastures of sapmoss. Buckin', plowing, and stampeding on a sin wagon through rapturous, Taurean, meadows of 8-second pleasure and ecstacy on a bull named Venus.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Muddy soap batter saddled up with an electo-chrome finish turn the bath into a urban cowgirl's watering hole. Giddy-on-up, Venus.

MECHANICAL BULL - www.villainess.net

𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓼

WANTED FOR: GODDESS INITIATIONS

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: A bubble-bursting baptism into arcane holy waters perfumed in wisteria, freesia, and pomegranate. Initiation into the enigmatic inner and under worlds conducted during a new moon service can be a time to immerse within and allow the sermon of our Inner Sheing to be written and gracefully preached through our exterior world.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: A soap batter, white as a dove, stained with a cardinal red offering of pomegranate and cherry oil elixirs.

PRIESTESS - www.villainess.net

𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓲𝓷'

WANTED FOR: CHANGING HER SPOTS

CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: Red leopard-print holster leather, blazing orchids and stinging cactus blooms perfume the air of a wild-west tequila sunset. It's a fast-on-the-draw synthesis of the wild Western woman - pioneering new frontiers, boldly bathed, and a sure-shot in leopard print.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Copper metallic mica and pitch black soap are slung over a flamin' hot red soap batter, but not before a leopard print is hand applied to the bottom of each Wildin' bar.

WILDIN' - www.villainess.net

Invitation to join, in person, for our
Total Solar Eclipse Apotheclass☀️🌑🌎♈️

The Eclipse Season portal opened yesterday with a . This portal will finale with a Total Solar Eclipse on April 8th, 2024. I invite you to a creation class where we will celebrate the season in a sacred setting along the path of totality.

In the "Eclipsis Aquae" Apotheclass, we'll be creating an eclipse-season-charged "Lunar Liquide Sol Soak". A bespoke, liquid mineral bath soak featuring Hot Springs' mineral water. The luminous lotion-like soak can be created with yogurt or goat's milk, you'll choose. This weapon of well-being is crafted in conjunction to the 2024 total solar eclipse. We'll be charging ingredients including Hot Springs' mineral water, hydrosols, and flower waters during the eclipse season portal of March 25 - April 8th for use in this workshop session. If you're unable to attend this Apotheclass, we are accepting pre-orders for the eclipse-charged batch of "Lunar Liquide Sol Soak" shipping post April 8th, 2024.

This solar eclipse is distinguished for us at Villainess, not only because we are in the path of totality, but also as an exaltation of the moon representing the celestial underdog in its ability to hold back the power of the sun. Meanwhile, the sun calls back in its own power for a period of reflection. Occulting of the sun by the moon is a highly symbolic time for our psyche and interpersonal depth exploration. Eclipses are spectacular mirrors in challenging authority and breaking the rules. Every six months an astronomical amount of force invited us recalibrate internally to the changes and transformations about to take place seasonally. This window of time can be overwhelming to our subtle and physical bodies. Yet, solar eclipses are an armament of potential to create something new, challenge limits, instigate change, or start a revolution. As catalysts of explosive yet subtle energetics, eclipse season facilitates the navigation through dense debris and limits of our inner world.

This year has been, is presently, and will continue to be spirited with the maverick, wild, rebel archetypes. As these archetypal energies emerge within us, as they do above us, the period for redefinition and reclamation can be supported with bathing rituals for self-care and bespoke weapons of well-being expressed by your inner intuitiveness.

Join our small circle the weekend prior to the finale of eclipse season. Our Eclipsis Aquae Apotheclass is a baptism into the numinous energies of the new moon unioned with the total solar eclipse of 2024. This is a sacred time for redefinition and wilding. The liquid realm is a villainess' preferred sanctuary for reclamation as we spring onto a new initiatory path.

April 6, 2024: 2 hr Intimate, Communal Sessions
Reservations Required: www.villainess.net

This soap was too fast for love. Blaming it on the juice of the villainess energy.

VILLAINtine's Day Lipstick Apotheclass was made for lovin'. It was 5 years to the day from when I poured my first lipstick. I wasn't aware of the timing but feel it as a blessing to the course of life. Total KISS (band) vibes all night. I have another bespoke Lipstick Apotheclass coming up on the 13th (Tuesday). A full Apotheclass schedule will be online at Villainess.net by February 16th.
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Villainess Alchemy 's Villaintine's Day bespoke lipstick apotheclass is today from 2:30-4:30. I have 3 seats left if you're in downtown, Hot Springs.

There are also a few seats open for Tuesday the 13th which is Gallentine's Day.

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✨️️🤎✨️🖤✨️🩶✨️🤍✨️❤️✨️🩷✨️🧡✨️

Reserve: https://villainess.net/collections/apotheclass/products/villaintine

Women have a sacred history of gathering in circle. This is what it looks like in 2024.

We don't seamlessly maneuver from where we are to where we've never been. Destruction is a part of transforming. Control and surrender, two sides of the same coin.

It takes extreme endurance, honor, and integrity to trust and allow. Life, the greatest battlefield to hone these traits.

Surrender doesn't mean roll over and die or turning a blind eye. The Universe won't let that happen. It's teaching us to do the exact opposite. Our lesson is to look the present moment in the eyes and square the f**k off with it. Surrender is a weapon of mass destruction in itself. It's battle cry is one of co-creation.

The bigger the desire the larger the flame. The bigger the flame the more the surrender. Match surrender to the fury of the flames. At that point of surrender the release of fear comes and the creative potential of the moment is at its highest trajectory. The new battle plan is downloaded and life as we've known it is defeated. Suddenly, we're where we've never been. In total f**king control.

Fire is a most efficient alchemizer. The ashes, the warpaint.

We have a few seats open around the "Lips" bar for our Villaintine bespoke lipstick Apotheclass. Romp around with colors, flavors, textures, and luxury additives.

RESERVE: https://villainess.net/collections/apotheclass/products/villaintine

Let the debauchery ensue. 💣☠️💋 Now taking reservations for the Villaintine's SMACK! Lipstick Apotheclass. These are intimate classes of 10 to allow time for a bespoke bender. Be the creatix of your own lip armor as we romp around with colors, flavors, textures, and additives. We're going to mad scientist the f*x out of the best lipstick you've ever had in your bag of tricks.

An updated 2024 Apotheclass schedule will be added over the weekend with pop up classes throughout the year. Get "The Dirt" by subscribing on the Villainess Alchemy website. The retail boutique will open full-time, in March, in downtown Hot Springs, AR.

The shift into 2024 has hit me on a soul level. I've been waiting for this my whole life, it would seem. I feel intoxicated and seduced by this career rebirth. I feel like I've been roofied by my own business...and I like it.

RESERVE: https://villainess.net/products/villaintine

Seating is limited to 10 per class.
Redefine Bad.

Sleazy, demure.

Our Bathing Broom & Blunt Apotheclass was a high flyer! Thank you for everyone who made it so memorable and welcome to our coven.

The Villainess Apotheclass schedule will be posted this week for the remainder of the year. Our website will also have classic Villainess luxuries available soon along with the ability to create your own bespoke weapons of well being.

I've stashed things away for the opening of this space for 5 heavy years. Most of these pieces are meeting each other for the first time. Many of them from different ages and certainly different walks of life. It wasn't until now as I pull the space together that she's showing me how brilliant and badass she continues to be. It's stunning.

I'm so excited to open the Villainess Alchemy lair this weekend.

They say "It's in darkness that diamonds spread their richest light.". Meet me on the darkside Oct. 28, 29, 30 @ 6:30pm for our first ever Halloween Apotheclasses.

Reservarions: www.villainess.net

Woo hoo witchy woman, see how high you'll fly in the Villainess Alchemy's Bathing Broom & Blunt Apotheclass. A villainess, with the bounty of her broom and the blaze of her blunt, becomes her highest self. In our first-ever public Apotheclass, we celebrate the season of the witch by crafting our own broom & blunt...for bathing.

OCTOBER 28

6:30 pm CST | 2 Hour Duration | In-Person

Villainess Alchemy's Theatrum Chemicum | 364 Central Avenue Hot Springs, Arkansas | {501} 781-2557

Hosted: Charlene

1. BATHING BROOM - You'll become the creatrix of your own bespoke BATHING BROOM with access to rule-breaking resources from the Villainess' apothecary of practical magic. Bathing Brooms are approximately 12-18 inches long and last for weeks depending on the intention you set for your broom.

BATHING BROOM USES
Bath | Shower | Sauna Whisk (Vihta) | Dry Brush | Aromatherapy | Metaphysical | Smudging | Ritual | Ceremony | Banishing | Energetic Cleansing | Yoga | Meditation | Transportation / Levitation (no guarantees) | Quidditch | Showing Someone Where To Stick It.

2. BATHING BLUNTS - You'll get to craft your own unique melange of herbs, botanicals, and smudging essentials to roll 3 Bathing Blunts. We know what you were thinking, you silly witch, and you're awesome, but these blunts are for smudging during your beauty, bathing, and business rituals.

BATHING BLUNT USES
Smudging | Energetics | Yoga | Metaphysical | Aromatherapy | Meditation | Perfuming | Ritual | Ceremony

3. Signature drinks, snacks, and sass are complimentary with this Apotheclass.


* WARNING *
The Villainess' overall objective is to Redefine Bad. Even the title of "villainess" reeks of impudence, audacity, and unmitigated gall. Every Apotheclass includes a bottomless pit of mature energy through language, text, imagery, audibles, tastes, and obviously fragrances, and may not be suitable for all audiences. Expect sleazy and demure.

Extra! Extra! is an understatment.

"Villainess Alchemy in Hot Springs, Arkansas opens its lair for guests to be the creatrix of their own bathing, body, and beauty essentials."

I'll be hosting 3 Apotheclasses Halloween weekend, October 28th, 29th, and 30th. A calendar of Apotheclasses for the remainder of the year will be posted in the coming weeks.

Come witchy and bitchy and ready to Redefine Bad.

Thank you to everyone who has supported my warpath to get here.

Reservations
www.villainess.net

Welcome to the jungle baby. - Charlene

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Coming Soon. 💋☠️💣