Crown Cypress

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour waiting for you to come to the door!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Salute to all the left-handed folks out there!

Oh yes! August 13th is International Left-handers Day!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'll tell you!

What gets bigger when it's upside down?
The number 6.

Son and Daughter Day!
Our love to all the sons and daughters!

Opposite of formaldehyde = casualdejekyll.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
I didn't say anything. It just waved.

Happy International Cat Day!

"Lasers were once a major scientific discovery; now, we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now, we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: science was made for cats." -- unknown author

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What is bought by the yard but worn by the foot?
A carpet.

Oh, what a beautiful feline!

What Roman numeral grows?
IV

Two boys had a favor to ask of their mother.
"You ask her," said the older one.
"No, it would be better if you did," answered the younger brother. "You've known her longer than I have."

Ralph: Mom, will I have to eat my cake with a fork when company comes?
Mom: You most certainly will.
Ralph: Then don't you think I ought to have a couple of pieces to practice on?

Bill: My father made such a good scarecrow that the crows won't come near our farm.
Bob: My dad beat that. His scarecrow is so good the crows brought back the corn they stole last year!

~PUNdora

Bill: My, you're up early. What woke you?
Phil: The crack of dawn.

Cowboy: "Hey! You're putting that saddle on backward."
Tenderfoot: "That's what you think. Why, you don't even know which way I'm going!"

Father to Mother Lightning Bug: "Isn't Junior bright for his age?"

David: Last night, my dog tried to chew up my pocket dictionary.
James: What did you do?
David: I just took the words right out of his mouth.

Tom: What would you do if a man-eating tiger chased you?
Megan: Nothing. I'm a girl.

International Day of Friendship!
Thank you for being friends to the Crown Cypress family!

"Just the same," said Noah's wife, "I'd feel safer if those termites were locked up in a tin box!"

Sam: How much do those cup cakes cost?
Clerk: Two for a quarter.
Sam: How much does one cost?
Clerk: Fifteen cents.
Sam: I'll take the other one for ten cents.

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet from the scene of the accident. Now please tell the court just how far you can see clearly.
Witness: Well, I can see the sun, and they tell me it's about 93 million miles away.

How do you think the unthinkable?
Thteer it into an itheberg.

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.

I used to think I was indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.