The Offensive Third

Apparently we are too offensive for the gram! We will start another one soon, but for now check out FB for all updates.

Due to all four of The Offensive Third’s hosts hitting their funny bone, the weekly episode will drop Thursday evening rather than tonight. So sorry for the inconvenience, we just take our health very seriously. Funny bone injuries are no joke, guys.

Yoo hoo! Guess what dropped early this week!? We are back with our first PL podcast of the new season (call this S2, E1). Just in time for your Monday commute to give you that perfect start to the worst day of the week! Sort of fitting, if you think about it.

Week 1 - Watch Your Crack - The Offensive Third This week we get into the first PL games of the year! What could be said about these games that could also be said about a date with us: lots of build up and anticipation, mediocre end result. But no matter! We get into reffing decisions, halftime...

It's time for some Premier League! This week we have Casey Matheny back on as Cobalt is out of the country, and D.J. Loope joins us to discuss Manchester United Knoxville and Knox Brew Hub. Remember, if you go to the opening game on Friday at 3 pm, and tell DJ that I have a micropen*s, you can score a Knox Red Army scarf!

Also! Don't forget that if you sign up to play FPL and join our league, you stand a chance to win at least $100 in gift cards to local drinking establishments. The code to join is 7t2pre. Good luck to all who join. The GW1 deadline is 1:30 pm EST on Friday.

Episode 25 IT'S FINALLY TIME!!! - The Offensive Third It's finally here! On Friday, the League kicks off with Fulham away to United, and we have Manchester United Knox (Knox Red Army) leader DJ Loope visiting with us this week to discuss the Red Devils. We get into the feeling about last season, tran...

Ten Hag stays! United supporters, how are we feeling about this bit of news?

BREAKING: Erik ten Hag will STAY as Manchester United manager following the conclusion of the club’s end-of-season review 🚨

Sky Sports News understands Man Utd and Ten Hag are aligned after constructive talks and have entered negotiations on a contract extension 📝

Meet us for some footy and shenanigans tomorrow?

Come hang out, enjoy an in-house brewery (and delicious food), and watch Survival Sunday at Yeehaw Brewing Co. to benefit Kickin’ Cancer! ⚽️🍻

Reminder that this is coming up Saturday!

Come hang out, enjoy an in-house brewery (and delicious food), and watch Survival Sunday at Yeehaw Brewing Co. to benefit Kickin’ Cancer! ⚽️🍻

Rene Day! See you there!

Head to our stories to inquire about the risqué, tell us your most revolting story, call out your favorite (or least favorite) host, or make us laugh with an indecent joke. This has already become our favorite sign off segment, so don’t hold back!

Head over to the gram or message us with your NSFW questions, thoughts, jokes, one liners, what have you!