Greg Lemanski- State Farm Agency
State Farm Agency, Team & Customers Insurance & Financial Services
It's Pun-day Monday,
YOU MATTER,
unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light...
then your energy.
Keep smiling friends and of course, you really do matter to us!
It's Pun-day Monday,
Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them.
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
Keep smiling friends and we'd be udderly thrilled if you stopped in for a quote.
It's Pun-day Monday,
I don't have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear.
"Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth."
I know I'm not the only one, please share your 'made up' lyrics.
Keep smiling everyone and dance, drive or walk on over.
It's Pun-day Monday,
I'm confused!
How come 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three but 11 isn't oney-one?
Keep smiling friends, we'd love to be the one you choose for your insurance needs! Have a great week.
It's Pun-day Monday,
Shish kebabs are gaining in popularity
and are no longer considered obskewer.
Keep smiling friends, we hope you had a great weekend celebrating. Team GLSF we will help make sure your understanding of insurance goes from obscure to obvious. :)
Our office will be closed on July 4th and July 5th. We will reopen on Monday July 8th to serve you. Team GLSF wishes you all a safe and wonderful holiday.
It's Pun-day Monday,
Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC
or something current?
Keep smiling friends, have a safe and happy 4th and you know we are here for you no matter what you listen to.
Who said insurance isn’t fun! Team Lemanski celebrating summer with a good old fashioned bbq.
It's Pun-day Monday,
85% of Americans don't know how to do basic math.
Thank God I am part of the other 25%.
Keep smiling friends and we are 100% in favor of working for you!
It's Pun-day Monday,
Whomever came up with the word "dentures,"
really missed a good opportunity to call them "substitooths."
Keep smiling friends, a dad joke for all of the amazing fathers I know. I hope you had a great day celebrating you!
It's Pun-day Monday,
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out "can you all see me now?"
"yes"
"Oui"
"si"
"Ja"
Keep smiling friends and you're welcome for that little foreign language lesson :). Stop in, we'd love to see ya!
It's Pun-day Monday,
My teacher told me to never worry about spelling because in the future there would be autocorrect,
for which I am eternally grapefruit!
Keep smiling friends and we are eternally grapefruit for you too!
It's Pun-day Monday,
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters
but never has 5 letters.
Keep smiling friends and we hope your favorite letters are GLSF :)
It's Pun-day Monday,
I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in the local park.
Yes, she sells C- cells by the seesaw.
Keep smiling friends and hopefully that made you chuckle a little like it did me. Have a great week and we'd love to see you.
It's Pun-day Monday,
The word Queue is ironic.
It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
Keep smiling friends and fyi, no waiting or long lines over here :)
Have a great week.
It's Pun-day Monday,
English is a difficult language.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Keep smiling friends, I hope you don't refuse to read this or think it's refuse, but please give GLSF careful thought for your insurance needs.
It's Pun-day Monday,
Read the vowels in
CELINE DION
out loud.
Kind of makes you want to visit Greg Lemanski State FARM Insurance, right?
Keep smiling friends and have a great week.
I'm proud to be recognized internally at State Farm for qualifying for Ambassador Club, an internal State Farm sales award that recognizes my office's ability to meet multiple customer needs. Thank you to all of the customers who connect with us to help you protect what matters most. I'm truly honored to be your good neighbor.
It's Pun-day Monday (on Tuesday)
Did you know it's illegal to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
You have to keep it to a low ha.
Keep smiling friends and have a great week.
Never trust a treat on April 1st, especially at GLSF 😃
In observance of Good Friday, we will close our office today at 3:00. Have a wonderful weekend everyone and Happy Easter.
It's Pun-day Monday,
If you wear cowboy clothes,
does it mean you're ranch dressing?
Team GLSF doesn't care how you dress so come on over!
Keep smiling and have a great week.
March 1st, I celebrated 39 years of helping people, loving the friendships I’ve made, being grateful for the tremendous company I work for and being a Good Neighbor! Thankful for this career and for all of you.
It's Pun-day Monday,
Sometimes I shock myself with the smart things I say & do.
Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on.
Keep smiling friends and Team GLSF wishes you all safe travels.
It's Pun-day Monday,
A guy walked into the coffee shop and asked for a light roast.
Barista: You literally have the smallest calves I've ever seen!
Keep smiling friends and your little calves (or your big ones) are always welcome in our office :)
Actual customer quote yesterday when he was leaving our office,
"I feel like I've just been hugged!"
We hope you have a great weekend with lots of hugs.
Happy Fat Tuesday from the smartest and best-looking (may be a tad biased :) team of Paczki eaters! Shout out to Quality Dairy for the treats.
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Team Lemanski
I graduated from Albion College in 1984 with a degree in Economics and Speech Communication. A perfect combination to lead me in to a career path with State Farm Insurance. I started in the basement of a local Doctor/Dentist office, with 2 other State Farm Agents. After a lot of hard work, I was able to purchase the building we are in today. With dedicated team members, we have achieved the highest awards in the company multiple times, including Chairman’s Circle and Life Time Presidents Club. Our goal is to continue to provide legendary customer service to all of our customers.
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3323 W Saginaw
Lansing, MI
48917
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Monday | 9am - 5:30pm |
Tuesday | 9am - 5:30pm |
Wednesday | 9am - 5:30pm |
Thursday | 9am - 5:30pm |
Friday | 9am - 5:30pm |
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