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The difference between p***y and C***y (I’m talking bout my two 🐱 🐱

P***y you does pay good money for it
C***y you does beat and hope to forget
P***y you does take on dates
C***y you does only show up to hit when it’s late
P***y you does pet till it wet
C***y you don’t brag about or flex
P***y usually does be nice and clean
While C***y more than like smells obscene
P***y does turn you into a 2 minute man
C***y it can be good or frigging wasteland
P***y you do what ever she want
C***y you probably got to spit start
P***y looks good wether hairy or shaved
C***y does look like it got hit with a gr***de
P***y you does holla at
C***y just got throw $40 at
P***y requires proper s*x
Eating C***y gonna leave you vex
P***y does feel like rays of sunshine
C***y is p***y but with a hell of a good time
P***y you does cheat on
C***y you hit then say “so long “
P***y you does take on dates
C***y you does times hope she flake
P***y usually want to make love
C***y you better use a glove
P***y you have to do foreplay
C***y usually does get in its own way
P***y you get fresh out the shower
C***y is like Chinese chicken. It can be sweet or sour
P***y usually does run away
C***y gonna always try to over stay
P***y does sometimes make you beg
C***y can mean excitement or a time to dread
P***y color usually pink
And C***y you know might friggin stink
P***y of course you to lick
C***y done know you does hit and quit
P***y usually does leave man dead
C***y does want you to run through the light when it’s red
P***y usually single raising kids
C***y you hit them immediately get rid
P***y always does come with chat
And C***y you only does hit from the back
P***y you give your credit card to
C***y you take her debit card dude
P***y does alway want time to chill
C***y does lie about being on the pill

Did I leave anything out

My country men is too easily impressed by mediocrity. Yes I am referring to the U.S.V. I.

Y’all wouldn’t believe what done happened to me last night. MY CAR GOT STOLEN.

went to work at a ware house that shares the space with auto repair shops. Y’all already know my car been in an accident so the bumper is all scratched up. Not hanging or anything. Just scratched up. Anyways. I parked my car closest to the nearest gas sration so I can walk and fill my gas can and come back. Well 4 hours later I got off of work to find out my car was GONE. Checked to see if it was towed and it wasn’t. Tried calling the cops and they said I have to file a report online or some nonsense. Basically they weren’t coming and I’m glad they didn’t. They would’ve prolly thought I was crazy because how did you park your car one place and now it’s not there. Anyways I started trippin and panicking. Then I thought , what if one of these body shops took my car and put it inside their garage thinking it was there for repairs. Well guess what? After calling my baby mama mamas to help me figure this out we did. I turned the car horn and lights on from my phone and she said she’s hearing a horn. I got out her car to listen to see if I’m hearing the same thing and I was. Followed the sound and yes my car was taken and locked up in the repair shop garage and I’m not happy. I missed work and I could’ve been sleeping on the streets if it wasn’t for reushel. I be going thru some ish. Like how tho. How do you take a care that you have no paperwork on and assumed it was yours? this life I live is absolutely CRAZY.