FKN bakeshop

🤰🤰🏽🤰🏼FKN MOMS 🤰🏾🤰🏻🤰
We love em’, right?! Say it with sugar. Say it with CRACK. ⚡️ Say it with MOMS LIL BOX - 4pc FKN CIRCUS and 2pc FANCY CRACK ($24 includes your shipping - order by 5/1 for time appropriate delivery)
If you’re here in Vegas MOMS BIG BOX (a locals favorite 😉) has 6pc FKN CIRCUS and an 8oz bag of Ruby Chocolate FANCY CRACK ⚡️💅 (Also $24 with limited deliveries available)
RUN (with or without scissors ✂️) to the DMs to order and reserve your spot - these boxes will be blown out in no time). OK BYEEEE 👋👶

Thanks - when I asked you to SEND NUDES, you did not disappoint. Wouldn’t these look FKN SEXY in BLACK??! Matte, High-Gloss, and See-Thru. LETS GOOO. 🖤🎉

FKN LOVE, right? If you need a sweet way to say so and you’re ready to ditch the basics - we’ve got you covered. Check out this perfect pair:
🍪 The FKN Best Chocolate Chip Cookie is back - with dark chocolate chips and Nikka Japanese Whisky, toffee, toasted walnut, bourbon-barrel maple and hickory smoked sea salt. Is it true that whisky makes you frisky? Here’s to hoping 😈
⚡️Ruby Chocolate Fancy Crack completes the pair - taking the classic dark chocolate / sea salt crack and dressing it for the occasion with a slightly berry-tart Ruby chocolate splash. Forget those store bought dipped berries - this FANCY CRACK is where it’s at.

The Little LOVE Box to ship has 2pcs FKN 🍪 COOKIE and an 8oz bag of the Fancy Crack and includes shipping at $24.

The Big LOVE Box has 6pcs FKN 🍪 COOKIE and an 8oz bag of the Fancy Crack and includes delivery at $24.

If you’re ready to spread em’ (Valentines wishes, that is) - OR treat your FKN self - slip into something special - and our DMs - and let’s get it ON.

*orders for shipping must be placed before 2/7 and orders for delivery in Vegas by 2/10 💕

FKN LOVE, right? If you need a sweet way to say so and you’re ready to ditch the basics - we’ve got you covered. Check out this perfect pair:
🍪 The FKN Best Chocolate Chip Cookie is back - with dark chocolate chips and Nikka Japanese Whisky, toffee, toasted walnut, bourbon-barrel maple and hickory smoked sea salt. Is it true that whisky makes you frisky? Here’s to hoping 😈
⚡️Ruby Chocolate Fancy Crack completes the pair - taking the classic dark chocolate / sea salt crack and dressing it for the occasion with a slightly berry-tart Ruby chocolate splash. Forget those store bought dipped berries - this FANCY CRACK is where it’s at.

The Little LOVE Box to ship has 2pcs FKN 🍪 COOKIE and an 8oz bag of the Fancy Crack and includes shipping at $24.

The Big LOVE Box has 6pcs FKN 🍪 COOKIE and an 8oz bag of the Fancy Crack and includes delivery at $24.

If you’re ready to spread em’ (Valentines wishes, that is) - OR treat your FKN self - slip into something special - and our DMs - and let’s get it ON.

*orders for shipping must be placed before 2/7 and orders for delivery in Vegas by 2/10 💕

Go ahead. Zoom in. You know you want to. 👀
Introducing CRACKHOUSE. It’s that thing where a gingerbread house and s’mores had a baby…and it’s one of the best FKN things I’ve ever made. This holiday edition of FKN CRACK gives you a graham cracker base with housemade fresh toffee and dark chocolate. Layer in Gingerbread Oreos and Gingerbread Kit Kats, add more toffee and candied ginger with white chocolate chips and marshmallows - and then torch the whole FKN thing.
💥BAM💥. You’re welcome.

CRACKHOUSE is broken into pieces and packaged individually for freshness in a resealable 16oz bag and is available for sale at $20.

***options available as well for gifting in a smaller size to include with your FKN HOLIDAY sets. Inquire within 💁‍♂️✨

Put on your eatin’ pants - ✨FKN HOLIDAY✨ is here.

The FKN HAPPY cookie is dressed for the holidays and features a dash of cinnamon, further enhancing it’s Mexican vanilla base. Gumdrop Sprinkles? Yes. Candy Cane Toffee sprinkles? YES again. You’re welcome, Santa. 💁‍♂️🎄

Next up - the FKN WINTER shortbread is sandy perfection with bold hits of Black Tea, Orange Peel and Clove. Honestly, it’s like eating your favorite vintage ornament - and way FKN safer and more delicious. Cookies for breakfast? Yes, please. ☕️

SANTA’S TRASH should look familiar, because it IS. Rumor has it, Santa’s extra jolly jiggle comes from a love of peanut butter - so we’ve added Reese’s PB chips and Peanut M&Ms. Thanks for the nutty inspo, big guy. 🎅🥜

Love a BRKY? This 2x2” LIL’ FKR is the coolest kid in class. White Chocolate oatmeal cookie base, Candy Cane minty Oreo Cookie goodness, and that perfect brownie top layer will have you hitting your bakeshop box in the middle of the night - guaranteed. Sorry (not sorry) Girl Scouts, there’s a new minty chocolate treat in town…🥶🍫

This FKN HOLIDAY box is $28 and is gonna be gone really FKN quick so DO 👏 NOT 👏 WAIT 👏.

As always, there is also a FKN SURPRISE that you’re going to love. Pretty sure you can figure it out tho. Spoil it for everyone and I’ll tell your kids who Santa is. I’ll do it. And I’ll enjoy it.

VEGAS. As always - your BIG FKN BOX is all of these goodies X2 and is also $28.

See you in the DMs okay byeeeeee 👋✨

I don’t think you’re FKN ready. Nope. Not yet. Soon, tho…
FKN HOLIDAY is coming, and you’re gonna want it. Reeeall Bad. Stay tuned, turn on your FKN notifications, and be ready. 🧑‍🎄 ✨

Now available - FKN DEAD 💀. Take your basic Pumpkin-Spice-Everything and shove it. This box gives you the best of the rest and is a perfect mix of FALL-O-WEEN flavors that you are going to FKN die for.

2 slice 🔪 White Chocolate and Monster Mash Cereal Krispie

2 slice 🔪 Sea Salt Caramel Blondie with Apple Cider Donut Oreo and Dry Miso crumble on top of a White Chocolate Oat Cookie base.

2 pc 🍪 of The FKN Best Chocolate Chip Cookie with Nikka Japanese Whisky, toffee, walnut, bourbon barrel maple and hickory smoked sea salt - a slightly BOOzy delight 👻

2 pc La Lechera Mexican Sprinkle Cookie with Black Chia Seeds (because CHIA de los Mu***os and your health)

AND A FKN SURPRISE ☠️

It all ships to you and is STILL $24. Vegas? You get your full size party box at $24. These items are here for only the next three weeks. It’s FKN FALL, Y’ALL. 😆🍁

So simple, so FKN perfect. If Friday was a cookie - it would be this. Mexican Vanilla combines with La Lechera sweetened condensed milk to make the jump from the simple to the extraordinary - guaranteed to make you FKN HAPPY - any day of the week 😆🎉

FKN PRIDE, right??!? Want to feast your face on some rainbows for a good cause? Here’s your chance - at $25, the FKN PRIDE box ships to your doorstep, and $5 from every box will be donated to . They do amazing FKN work with lgbtq+ youth and su***de prevention. Give em a click and show them some love.

The FKN PRIDE box includes 2 pcs of TOGETHER cereal (in partnership with ) Rice Krispies treats, 6 pcs of Rainbow Strawberry La Lechera Cookies (IYKYK) and a FKN SURPRISE. It’s FKN CRACK, ok? The surprise is crack. You’re welcome.

Drop into my DMs and place your orders - spaces and quantities are LI👏MI👏TED👏. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Are you a MOM? Do you have a MOM, or at least know one? Chances are, you know a few. And you FKN love em’.

The FKN MOMs box is $40 and includes an 8oz bag of the NEW ✨Ruby Chocolate FANCY CRACK✨, Two Sofia Brut Rosè Minis, and a bright, shiny, new 2pc FKN SURPRISE.

Shipping/delivery is included. Orders for shipping must be placed on or before 5/3 and orders for delivery on or before 5/6.

Remember, diamonds are forever, but this box is only 40 bucks. 💎😆🎉

@ Las Vegas, Nevada

HEDONIC ESCALATION. It’s a FKN thing. “A rise in pleasure - food that gets better with each bite, causing us to want more and more”. FKN CRACK is exactly this. Salty, sweet, buttery, crunchy chocolate bites that are almost impossible to put down. Order two bags...one for you, and THE OTHER ONE FOR YOU. 😆🎉

16oz resealable bag // $16
FKN CRACK is also a perfect addition to a FKN TRY or FKN PRTY box - Send me a DM for more information 🖤

FKN CRACK is ready to go 😆🎉. Buttery saltines are layered with homemade toffee, melted dark chocolate, English toffee bits and Maldon sea salt flakes, topped with white chocolate, sprinkles + sparkles, because - crack. The ultimate combination of salty + sweet...FKN CRACK comes in a 16oz resealable bag and is $16 - making it the perfect upsell (whoops) add-on to your order. You can now have a FKN TRY box + FKN CRACK boxed together and delivered for a total cost of $50 (this price includes shipping) OR - if you’re in Vegas - order the FKN PRTY box + FKN CRACK and have it delivered to your door for a total cost of $40.
FKN CRACK is definitely a fast favorite - are you ready for your next guilty pleasure? 😈



@ Las Vegas, Nevada

COFFEE or MILK? FKN BRKY or FKN COOKIE?! BOX or BATCH??!! SHIPPED or DELIVERED?! CHOICES. OPTIONS. Let us know if you need help deciding. (Also, if you don’t martini shake your double shot espresso’s with ice YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG). Sorry for yelling, just really FKN into it. 😆🎉

SNOW. FKN. WAY. 😮 Did you know that you need exactly ZERO electricity to enjoy any one of our FKN delicious treats?! I’m looking at you, Texas. Seriously tho, stay safe, stay warm, and let us ship you something. Again. Or for the very first time.

L❤️VE at first bite... just a reminder that the FKN BRKY is great anywhere....anytime. Morning snowboarding? No problem. Or maybe 3am - lit only by the light of an open fridge - as you take a huge bite while standing over the kitchen sink?! Even better. We don’t judge - and neither does the FKN BRKY. XO. ORDER NOW and show us where you eat yours ❤️.

Two weeks. Over 100 FKN Boxes. Overwhelmed by the welcome -
Many more to bake, make and get out into the world. If you were a part of those first 100 boxes - thank you so FKN much. If you haven’t ordered yet - what are you FKN waiting for?! 😆🎉. Thank you tho - even if you’re just scrolling along and liking the occasional drool-inducing photo...it’s all good. Either way...I KNOW THE BEST PEOPLE 🤣❤️.

ARE YOU FKN READY?

“That’s great...now how do I FKN get some??!?” Here’s how -

LAS VEGAS - How does FREE Local Delivery sound? FKN GREAT, right? As part of our promotional launch, we’ll be offering -FREE- delivery to your home. Turn around time is approx 48 hours from the time of your order - and we’ll work out the details in our DMs 🎉

NOT IN VEGAS?! Not a problem. We’ll be shipping to you using USPS Priority Mail - prices will vary from $8 - $22 depending on the item and the quantity. You’ll be quoted in our convos thru DM. Daily orders close at NOON each day, and are expected to go out for delivery on the following afternoon.

QUESTIONS? ORDERS?! Drop into my DMs and LETS. FKN. GO.

NOW AVAILABLE - FKN TRY 🎉
Ready to taste but afraid of commitment? I’ve got you. With the FKN TRY BOX, you’ll get a little bit of everything - AND a 2 pc FKN SURPRISE. Also, shipping is included in the price of this item (introductory value whaaaat??!)
This lil’ box is also a perfect gift to send out to friends, family, clients, or, yourself - again, and again, and again. Ready to FKN TRY me? Ordering info is in the stories/highlights above ⬆️

NOW AVAILABLE - FKN COOKIE 🎉
Your classic Sugar Cookie done BIG. Big cookie, Big sprinkles, and a perfectly forward Mexican Vanilla hit. FKN COOKIE is festive and simple...perfect to mark any occasion - whether it’s a Bday, a Congrats, or a “Yay...you showered today”....it’s the perfect FKN COOKIE - anytime.
The FKN COOKIE is available in an 8 pc BATCH or as part of the variety in a FKN TRY or FKN PARTY BOX.

@ Las Vegas, Nevada

NOW AVAILABLE - FKN BRKY 🎉
Which do you prefer...a Brownie or a Chocolate Chip Cookie? With the FKN BRKY, you don’t need to choose - it’s BOTH. The Double Chocolate brownie has a pinch of espresso and sits on top of a steel-cut oatmal (for your health) Chocolate Chip Cookie, with an Oreo set between them because why tf NOT. The only thing you’ve got to decide between is cold milk or hot coffee - or better still...BOTH.
The FKN BRKY is available in a 9 pc BATCH or as part of the variety in a FKN TRY or FKN PARTY BOX.



@ Las Vegas, Nevada

NOW AVAILABLE - FKN TRASH 🎉
If you’re a fan of something salty/sweet, then welcome to your new favorite cookie. You’re welcome. The perfect balance of chocolate, toffee, potato chips, pretzel, mini m&ms, Maldon sea salt and more - FKN TRASH is e v e r y t h i n g.
Available in a 16 pc BATCH or part of the variety in the FKN TRY or FKN PRTY boxes. @ Las Vegas, Nevada

Preview 3/3. FKN COOKIE is everything you want from a sugar cookie. Buttery, Sugary, Mexican Vanilla-y. Pretty sure it’s one of the major food groups, too, so it’s basically guilt free. COMING SO FKN SOON (you don’t even know)

Here’s another preview...FKN BRKY. It’s that thing where you want a dark chocolate espresso brownie but also want a steel cut oat chocolate chip cookie and also want an Oreo. In a chunk. Stay tuned... 🎉.

There’s something so beautiful about FKN TRASH. Enjoy the preview. Details soon. 🎉.

It’s about FKN time. Stay tuned 🎉