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Saucy Nugs This week on WTTL: We don’t talk about the Olympics. Then we dive deep into nostalgia talk where we imagine a better America. A country where we eat the wings we deserve, not the wings we want. Finally, we do talk about the Olympics. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment and subscribe. (F...

Colgate Killer This week on WTTL: Remember what a treat staying in a hotel was as a kid? The unlimited cable of it all. Well, we talk about that, and review a very creepy commercial that somehow turns into a Terminator sequel. Then we talk as little as we can about Lexington Restaurant week and think of some of th...

Excuse Me Waiter I'll have the Tableau This week on WTTL: Red alert! Our Presidents are old and the juries out on whether they will make it to continental heaven. Next, we talk about our innate human ability to find someone doing something bad and say "at least I'm not that guy..." Then we take a roller coaster ride of emotion through Be...

Future Wife... Into the Stars! This week on WTTL: We're busy but not too busy to riff a little and learn something every day. At least that's what my current wife tells me. But hey, we're not worried because other people and Jesus say worry is bad. People also say the only constant is death and taxes. At least both are voluntary....

Humor is Not Found in a Moment of Laughter but in Echoes... This week on WTTL: We go over a harrowing experience at the dentist. How much is too much conversation with your dental hygienist? Then we dive into St. Patrick’s day activities including wall building, joke telling, and limerick writing. Tu Laruy La Rulay! If you enjoy the episode, make sure to c...

There's a Demon in the Fridge This week on WTTL: Is it possible we are thinking about this leap day thing all wrong? Should we be banking it? Should we be dividing it up? Should we be worshiping it? Then we talk about our favorite fast food and exam some of the excellent poetry that is taking place at Wendy's! If you enjoy the e...

You Gotta Break a Few Whales to Make an Olympics This week on WTTL: A snapshot of Ben and Logans day contains, a sick kid, sleep gambling, sleep fighting, ordering pizza and subsequent additional sauce negotiation and a trash bag full of naan. Then join us for an extended couch session where we frolic through those wonder years where kids learn th...

Malentines Day This week on WTTL: Happy V-Day! We hope it's exactly what you want it to be? First things first, we talk a little shop and get into car repair. You know, the parts, the prices, the other stuff. Then we psychologize for a bit and talk about male bonding and all we ask is that no one makes a big deal....

Compensable Confederates This week on WTTL: We'll take a double pour on that intro please! Then we discuss renting very knowledgeable friends from the library vs. hiring a "princess" to "officiate" a birthday party. Lastly, we take South of Wrigley under review and from what we can see it's a real home run. If you enjoy the...

A Little of You Isn't Water This week on WTTL: We welcome a welcome intruder (sponsored by a 20oz Gin and Tonic). Then it's re-time for non-grammar talk! Finally, we start a revolution, and this time there are donuts in the breakroom!Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment and subscr...

Young People Love Us This week on WTTL: It's a very sport heavy episode. First, we start with Bens favorite snow day activity, the 50m snow freestyle. This parleys nicely into a conversation about the Olympics and French culture. Lastly, we wrestle with the sport of slang where everyone knows if you need to ask if you'r...

What Movement is More Powerful Than Paralysis? This week on WTTL: We resolution to take it down a notch. Everyone starts the year off strong, and we say maybe don't? Also, we go through a slew of apologies including: A lack of promised nicknames, Ben taking himself seriously (oh no wait, nailed that one), failing to ezahngelize well, the lack of...

I’ll Write You Some Originals This week on WTTL: We have one more conversation about Christmas. Such as how much work are you putting into decorating? How old is the song White Christmas? How much money should go towards stocking stuffers? Then we round it out with Logans general dislike of how long Christmas music is on the rad...

Pinky and the Brain This week on WTTL: Why are Christmas movies always trying to put Santa in jail? Then we try our best not to talk about decorating Christmas trees. Lastly we begin our world conquest by answering a listener question! Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment....

We’re Here Forever, We’re Sorry, and Eventually We’re Going to Go World-Wide This week on WTTL: As we all know the key to a good partnership is longevity. That is why we commit to never stop recording! That means we will describe movies even though that's not what this podcast is about and its way worse than just watching them. That also means we will continue to talk about....

Use Your Bones! This week on WTTL: Doctors don't want us to enjoy stuff, Emelia tells jokes, and we take McConnell Springs under review. Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment and subscribe. (From Logan: Even if you don't like it still subscribe then just delete each epi...

Use Your Bones!
This week on WTTL: Doctors don't want us to enjoy stuff, Emilia tells jokes, and we take McConnell Springs under review.

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Use Your Bones! This week on WTTL: Doctors don't want us to enjoy stuff, Emilia tells jokes, and we take McConnell Springs under review. Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment and subscribe. (From Logan: Even if you don't like it still subscribe then just delete each epi...

Smooth Transitions This week on WTTL: All greased up and ready to podcast baby! This might be the smoothest episode we’ve done despite Logan losing his voice, and Ben pooping himself to death, oh and there's funeral etiket, etiqut, etiquette… to talk about, but apart from that smoooooth! Listen in your favorite po...

Lists All the Way Down This week on WTTL: We talk about everything we don’t know about Easter and a little bit about Benny Franklin. Then we talk through a list of not at all sad suggestions of how to have a good birthday. Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment and subscribe....

I Never Want to Do Power Slap! This week on WTTL: Logan shows off his mouth slimming crown. On an audio platform... Then we discuss the life style that is the T-Shirt. Next we look into what might be the craziest fighting sport out there, Power Slap! Lastly, we talk about UK march madness trauma, the wild name of our newest baseb...

It’s Really Easy to Be Famous It’s only a podcast they say. It’s not worth the stress on your body they say. Listen, sometimes in life you just have to play hurt. Especially when nobody is asking you too. Also, is it too much to ask the dentists be a little nicer and maybe, just maybe, not control our minds? And animals are ...

Bloodsport and Chill This week on WTTL: (Trigger Warning) We make some weird happy noises. Then we ponder what it means to be a food person. After that we explore hotel TV. Finally, we discuss Lexingtons BBE (Big Brunch Energy). Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to comment and subs...

Sexy Hi**er Mustache Eyebrows This week on WTTL we talk about what to expect from Americas favorite holiday, the super bowl! Wait. what? Its the Monday after? Then we run down a list of ways to be sexy. Spoiler! The secret is inside of you the whole time. Finally, Ben recaps our sexy review via narrative prose. Listen in your fa...

HOT BATHROOM We got a code blue this week as we discuss some titillating ideas for our Valentines day humdinger of an episode that we promise will not disappoint in anyway. Then Ben shares a harrowing tale of his time in a hot bathroom. Finally we get lost in time as we ruminate on what future peoples will think...

What’s On Our Moody Board? This week on WTTL: Logan is being held hostage at Ben’s Law firm "Ben Anderson PLLC & Son & Esquire & Equestrian." Then we talk about how the FDA should just "let us be" with our zero risk gas stoves. Then we ponder proper coffee shop etiquette. Lastly, we build our own moody board. If you like wh...

The Beach of 100 Spankings This week Logan takes control again and attempts to avoid another lawsuit as we discuss other pending litigation. Next up, did you know that Mt. Dew is making some choices with the brand? After that we talk about some aggressive summer plans. Then we round off this week with a trip to Thoroughbreds,...

The New Year Apology Episode So… We just want to take a moment to reflect and “apologize” for some of the stuff we discussed this last year. We “promise” we will do better. Also, Ben resolves to be more offended and Logan resolves that everyone will get a nickname! Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the...

Santa’s Dead First things first, just so everyone knows, if you find yourself at a open mic comedy night completely by accident, don’t panic just embrace art in progress. Second things second, do you want to know how to become a Santa Claus?! We will show you how?! Third things third, it’s not that Santa isn...

Emily Dickinson Loves Two Things: Drinking & Nuclear War This episode we take you on a post-modern vision quest of a medieval world cup final. Who will win? Who will die? Who knows anything about medieval Argentina? Next we explore the wild and wonderful world of holiday drinks. Sir, may I have some more bitters and eggs please! Lastly we explore what its...

Take a Bite Out of Pony! Wait, how did we get from Dinos to Bronies? Also, just so everyone is aware, Christmas songs are all the same! Oh, and how did Santa get the same powers as Freddy Krueger and Professor X? Finally, what do you call squalling tires? Listen in your favorite podcast app. If you enjoy the episode, make s...