The Upper Lower Middle Class

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Friday already?
Wow. This week of hard laboring sure was... not... worth it...

Whoops! We've been so busy not laboring today we forgot to post something! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Weekend plans:
- think about all the homework I'm not doing
- avoid direct eye contact with my mirror
- think about how Monday is Labor Day and there are no classes 😎

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Start off the morning with a stack of pancakes, two eggs, and a glass of oran- oh good, the bus is here 🙃

"School is really super cool and awesome and you should go every day." - Abraham Lincoln

The Upper Lower Middle Class comedy group is here to join you this school year 🎓✏️📓

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Back to School pro tip: Colored pens in varying shades of mattes and metallics make everything better.

A "Back to School" haiku:

School's Back in session
Here comes crippling depression
Pray for the freshmen

🙏

We're a tad testy when it comes to social injustice and y'know, racism, intolerance, and all around ignorance.
It's just one of our cute little quirks.

"Tragedy begets comedy"
But there's not much to laugh at about rampant racism and intolerance in a state known as "The Mother of Presidents", now is there?
Gotta love that sweet, delicious, freedom promised by these 50 states, our very own, Lady America. 😋

I wonder what summer was like for all our grandparents... hmm... if only there was a way to find out....

I like eating food at home because when I get the food sleeps, I can take a nap; and then when I wake up, I already have food waiting for me. It's fool proof.

E s s e n c e .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Nothing.
That's the frikin WORST. My apple has been VIOLATED.

Am... am I one of those cool kids?

Owen Wilson using an electric can opener for the first time: "The future is now? More like the future is...
w o w . "

You know what's really cool?
The inside of walk in fridge at your work.
*bu dum ch*

You see, it's funny, because it's true.

Happy Doggo, Fireworks Won't Hurt You. They're Just Sounds- day!

You ever feel like it's so hot that you just want to lie down on the floor but you forget that the floor is lava so you end up burning yourself anyways?

So this is what it feels like to be irrelevant... huh.... thought there'd be more half drunk water bottles and plastic bags...

In life, I'm a solid 7.
In , I'm a 9.5.
I would be a 10 if I didn't go to Walmart, AND if I didn't have a favorite Walmart.

*wakes up after a two day long nap*
What year is it???

6 more months till... c h r i s t m a s

Are minions banana flavored?
Asking for a friend.

I rented some movies.
Anyone down to Blockbuster and hang???

Birds are just small dinosaurs.

Me *stares at wall*
You *looks at me staring at wall*
Dog *looks at both of us, begs for food*
Alien Overlords *assume we froze and start smashing keyboard*

We're always asking, "Where's Waldo?," but we never ask ,"How's Waldo?"

just got distracted BY my fidget spinner smdh