Small Packages Co.

Hey y'all, show me your beads! Caramelized pralines are a New Orleans staple, so set the mood for the breast Mardi Gras ever with these fragranced boobie wax melts!

Nothing says "I love you" like a Bag of Dicks!
Best-seller wax melts Besties Before Te**es return to delight your friends for Galentine's Day! Express your love with our first limited-edition soap: "I W***y Love You!"

Come find us at Madison Makers Market TOMORROW for all your holiday gifting needs! We'll be slinging D's and B's at The Brink Lounge from 12pm–5pm!

Because I'm obviously super awesome at letting you guys know in advance, come find Small Packages at the TOMORROW at in Milwaukee from 12-5! Come do some Christmas sniffing... er, shopping!

Wisco people, come grab some Bo***es down on State Street tomorrow night! We'll be on the 400 block near Chocolate Shoppe from 4–8pm slinging D's and B's!

Introducing Bag of BO***ES Wax Melts! Six titillating new scents for you and all your breasties! Just as you've come to expect from our Bag of Dicks, these adorable Bag of Bo***es wax melts are handmade with high-quality ingredients, carefully curated fragrances, and feature hilarious puns that are guaranteed to delight! https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/bag-of-boobies-wax-melts

Packing up a wholesale order today! I love seeing all the Dicks lined up all pretty before I pack them all cozy into their box. So fun thinking about customers walking into new shops and getting a kick out of my products there. God speed, bag of D's!

🎃🍂Fall scents have arrived!🍁🍎

Grab three of your favorite classics from last year plus one brand-new scent to set the mood for crisp autumn days!

🍂 Pumpin' Spice
🍎 *NEW* Fresh Dicked Apples
🔥 Demon Semen
🎃 Dick-or-Treat

While you're at it snag the last of the summer scents on sale!

https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/wax-melts

It was such a gorgeous night at the Madison Night Market last night! It is such a blast watching people's faces when they realize what sort of products are in my booth 🤭

Hey beautiful Madison people, come find us on the 200 block of State Street TOMORROW night at the Madison Night Market! You'll be able to pick up the new fall scents AND some new products I'm so, SO excited about, all of which are not yet available on the website. It's gonna be a gorgeous evening to grab some D's!

Which Badass Babe are you? Stay true to your Badass self with our new line of seductively scented lotions and wax melts! Maybe today you're a bold Bitch, when yesterday you were a mighty Goddess, and tomorrow you'll make 'em bow, Queen!
https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/badass-babes-collection

Give 'em Hell, Bombshell 💣
Fight fierce, Warrior 💪
Make 'em bow, Queen 👑
Grow mighty, Goddess 🌿
Make waves, Siren 🧜‍♀️
Be bold, Bitch 💋

Gotta say, it's kinda hard to feel patriotic when the country is so dicked up lately! If you're looking to escape with some good smells, grab yourself a pack of Star-Spangled B***r wax melts for 25% off while supplies last!
https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/new/products/star-spangled-boner-summer-seasonal-scent-pen*s-wax-melts

By popular demand, these two Summer scents from last year are making a cumback! Sandy Balls smells like mango and coconut drinks on the beach, and Grow a Pair smells like ripe, juicy pears. Start summer off right with these fresh, fruity vibes!
https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/new

The D**g Days of Summer have arrived! Hitting the shop today are three Summer seasonal scents, including the brand spanking new Star-Spangled B***r! Nothing says "'Murica" like a patriotic Bag of Dicks. This mouth-watering fragrance of juicy summer berries is just what your 4th of July barbecue has been lacking. https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/new

Hey Milwaukee, the dicks are coming! Find us at Mobcraft Beer this Sunday from noon–5pm. Grab a drink and shop from over 65 local makers and artists at the Walkers Point Makers Market! Can't wait to see your lovely faces!

Madison folks, you've got another chance to come sniff the dicks in person at the Madison Night Market TOMORROW (Thursday, 5/12) at the corner of Gilman and State from 4pm–8pm. Brave the heat and come shop from tons of local artists and makers downtown. I've also got NEW products not yet available on the website to make it worth your while! It's gonna be hot as balls, so fingers crossed we don't end up with any limp dicks.

Local Madison folks, wanna come sniff the D's in person? Come find my booth at The Brink Lounge THIS Saturday from 12–5pm at the Madison Makers Market! I'll even have some super-secret brand new products you can snag before they hit the website! You can browse lots of awesome local makers' booths with a drink in hand, what could be better? And don't forget Mother's Day is Sunday, you know your mama would love a Bag of Dicks!

Look Ma, new melts! Gorgeous snap bars and clamshell wax melts are here just in time for Mother's Day! I'm so excited to share these with you guys. Look at those gorgeous swirls of color, I am OBSESSED! Oh yeah, and they smell amazing, but you knew that. https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/snap-bars-and-clamshells

🎉Hey, hey! 🥳 Today's my birthday! I'm... somewhat more than 30. What better way to celebrate than a SALE? Everything is 30% off this whole weekend through Sunday! Shop either the website or the Etsy shop, no code needed!

Holy balls, you guys! With your help, my silly shop has made the list of nominations for the Best of Madison 2022! About this time a year ago I was building this brand and so worried no one would like it. When I launched in July I never dreamed so many of you would show up to support my crazy idea and love my scandalous products, so thanks for being awesome!

Voting for Best of Madison runs through the month of April, so please vote and share with your friends and family! You can only vote once this time around, so click the link below and find us in the "Local Etsy Shop" category under "Home & Lifestyle."

https://www.channel3000.com/best-of-madison-2022

You know that fresh, earthy smell that's in the air after it rains? It's called petrichor, and it's one of the notes in our Spring fragrance "Golden Shower." These melts offer up another surprise: when the gold ones melt they leave a glittery shimmer of mica in your wax warmer. This popular scent is getting rave reviews and has sold out twice, but they're freshly restocked so now's your chance to experience the delight of a warm spring Golden Shower! https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/new

That which we call Blue Balls by any other name would smell as sweet...

I had wanted to name this scent Blue Balls from the beginning, so let's just call these what they are. Don't worry, Blue Balls melts still smell like mouth-watering blueberry cobbler desserty goodness, only the name has changed. And they're freshly restocked!

https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/wax-melts/products/blue-balls-pen*s-wax-melts

Spring has sprung! Bursting into your face today we have THREE new seasonal spring scents of Bag of Dicks to tickle your fancy!

Introducing So Fresh and So Peen (fresh mint + eucalyptus), Spring Has Sprung (jasmine + cherry blossoms), and Golden Shower (warm spring rain). This refreshing collection brings the enchanting fragrances of spring inside your home and your heart for a limited time only, so snag them while you can!

But that's not all! We've got one more core fragrance to add to the pack: Morning Wood (warm sandalwood)!

If you're as pumped for Spring as I am, head on over to the shop and stock up on all the good smells!

https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/new

Just over here getting ready to launch spring seasonal scents and feeling pretty silly about it because... . Here's a little at three of the new fragrances, any guesses as to what they are? At least it's smelling very springlike INSIDE!

Last chance to show some love to your bestie (or yourself)! We've only got a few Besties Before Te**es Bag of Dicks Wax Melts left, and once they're gone you won't be able to sniff them again until next year! https://smallpackagesco.com/collections/wax-melts/products/besties-before-testes-limited-edition-pen*s-wax-melts

Happy Valentine's Day from the bottom of our... hearts.

Packing orders and I thought these four colors just looked so lovely together! Look at those pretty peens!

Wanna do a gal a favor? Please nominate Small Packages Co. for favorite "Local Etsy Shop" in the Home & Lifestyle category for the Best of Madison 2022! I'd be ever so grateful! You can nominate once a day through 2/28! Thank you, thank you! https://www.channel3000.com/best-of-madison-2022/

Looking for that perfect gift to let your bestie know how much you appreciate her this Galentine's Day? We've got you covered with all the pretty things that'll make them laugh.